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If it was bottled & Boots sold it over the counter ??
Mine would be self confidence.....I have absolutely none & so suffer low self esteem & loads of other shit...I would love to wake up one day & think " Yeah I can do anything today without worrying or dreading it"
Yours ??
Jaine rolleyes
I'm with you there on the self confidence. Thats all i need
Will-power, so I can give up the evil weed.
Just a thought; does Sappho have double Will-power now?
Another 3"(height) :shock:
I'll do a deal with you, Moist. It'll be cheaper if we buy the big bottle of self confidence and share it.
I've been working on a natural source for the past fifteen years, and the best I've managed is a tiny trickle.
Is this the same lovely DJohn that waltzed into a room full of people wearing a white rabbit suit and carrying an 8 inch carrot :shock: :twisted: :twisted:
Gimme me a bottle of cream that really does tighten the skin and puts boobs back up to their righful place 8)
And while I'm there can I also have a bottle of one off hair dye ..... fed up of doing my hair, then a couple of weeks later looking like a skunk, where the roots start coming through. rolleyes
some anti mug cream..I always overdo the situation and fall foul of overthinking EVERYTHING...it causes no end of problems
I'd like something which would allow me to lose weight from ONLY the places I want to lose it from!
Same as you here Sarge,i need some willpower to give up smoking.
The ability to to be calm 4 weeks of the month. One week of the month totally paranoid and no self confidence at all. This is a good week biggrin :D :D
fitness, so I dont have to slog away every week to keep my weight acceptable rolleyes
I would have to say anti - naughty food sniffing salts, i just cant help myself
lol
I was about to say something to make me a little less open and honest but sod that - it's no bad thing even if I do often say too much and not realise til it's too late ! wink
Instead I'd love a potion that does nothing more than let me see myself as others see me - judging by the feedback I've had from a number of warm and generous people on here I'm guessing that once taken I'd have had less of a desire to feel I need to come and post on this thread.......and that would be a lovely thought considering what I do tend to think of myself at times........
Hmmmm, maybe that first paragraph was right after all.... confused
Carpathian
Cliche it might be - but I'd buy a potion that would make me about 11 again but with the perspective and (certain amount of) wisdom I have now smile
ManAlive - IS THAT YOU???????????
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Yes - this is me! redface surprisedops:
Inspired by yourself and Sarge (and others such as Moist) - who's put his image up from time to time - no harm done in my case as long as no one I know sees it :oops:
And it won't remain as my Avatar for very long
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Yes - this is me! redface surprisedops:
Inspired by yourself and Sarge (and others maybe) - who's put his image up from time to time - no harm done in my case as long as no one I know see it :oops:
And it won't remain as my Avatar for very long

All I can say is............
Phoarrr!!!!!!!!!!
Nice Avatar :twisted: :twisted:
bit like Antonio Banderas :twisted:
Ditto redface
Oh, and a gag!
We are greedy we want two bottles...
A bottle of hindsight to eradicate the mistakes we have made.
A bottle of anti hindsight because life is as good as it it at the moment, because of what we have learn't from the mistakes.
Are we making any sense.. even we don't know!
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We are greedy we want two bottles...
A bottle of hindsight to eradicate the mistakes we have made.
A bottle of anti hindsight because life is as good as it it at the moment, because of what we have learn't from the mistakes.
Are we making any sense.. even we don't know!

I understand perfectly!!!!!
Good one davej - hindsight makes us go :doh:
Yet we learn so much from just getting it plain wrong 8)
So it's a bit of a dilemma confused blink
A bottle of 'understanding' please Landlord. For as much as I try, I can't always see the other person's point of view; t has caused me problems in the past and, I believe, lessens the quality of life and relationships.
A.
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A bottle of 'understanding' please Landlord. For as much as I try, I can't always see the other person's point of view; t has caused me problems in the past and, I believe, lessens the quality of life and relationships.
A.

What a lovely thought Art!
MUAH MUAH MUAH!
Alex x x
Some days, I think I'd like some bottled invisibility. It's not for voyeuristic purposes, or at least not the sexual gratification kind (though I'm sure I wouldn't be able to resist a little of that). One of my dreams since childhood is to be a purely passive spectator. I like to sit and watch the world happen. It's when I have to participate that things always go wrong.
I'd like several bottles.....some self-confidence, one to shrink my height just a little, something to make me lose weight and finally something that I can slap on me to make it so I don't ever have to shave my legs ever ever again!! biggrin
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and finally something that I can slap on me to make it so I don't ever have to shave my legs ever ever again!! biggrin

Try a wedding ring. It worked for my wife :shock: lol :lol: :lol:
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
and on behalf of your wife smackbottom
I'd buy the last 6 months to do over again...
...differently. confused