OK, here`s a new game for you all.
I`ll start off by presenting a hypothetical situation, someone gives a response and then poses their own "what would you do if....?" question for another person to answer, and so on.
So, to get the ball rolling, what would you do if....................
What would you do if. I turned up at your house in the middle of the night wearing a cow girl outfit and shouting?
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what would you do if...
Master of Sex
mmmm that depends but probably rope you up and go back to sleep 
no have my wicked way then go back to sleep.
Ok my turn
I turn up dressed as a complete tart, knock on your front door?
no have my wicked way then go back to sleep.
Ok my turn
I turn up dressed as a complete tart, knock on your front door?
Sex God
I was just woken up by a cow girl shouting. Now you've come round and woke me up too. Bloody 'ell can't anybody get some decent sleep round 'ere? Ok since you look all innocent I'll invite you in for a coffee, some nice chit chat, buscuits (custard creams) and the obiltery bedroom activities that would usually entail. Including the cow girl (butters) too, still hog tied of course.
What would you do if...
You were the milkman doing his rounds and noticed this small orgy building up in somebodies front room....
What would you do if...
You were the milkman doing his rounds and noticed this small orgy building up in somebodies front room....
I would tell her/him that they are jinxing my frig and can they please kindly wait their turn ...
ok.. what would you do..
if you go to a swinging party and you discover one of the guests is your old uni lecturer who got you out of trouble for having flame red hair on a teaching practice block?
ok.. what would you do..
if you go to a swinging party and you discover one of the guests is your old uni lecturer who got you out of trouble for having flame red hair on a teaching practice block?
Quote by Maia
I would tell her/him that they are jinxing my frig and can they please kindly wait their turn ...
ok.. what would you do..
if you go to a swinging party and you discover one of the guests is your old uni lecturer who got you out of trouble for having flame red hair on a teaching practice block?
Id be very suprised, as i never died my haoir red for teaching practice. Actually id be even more suprised if any of my lecturers cared or could see what colour hair i had - they were all 93+
If they had done id have asked, did they want to borrow some of my hair
Now what would you do if you were walking round town one day and you bumped into someone you had spent the previous afternon in a hotel room with and he was with his g/f/wife?
Warming the Bed
I would think OMG he looked different in a dress , make a note what i had been drinking that day and vow never to drink it again.
Ok what would you do if you discovered that your mother had starred in a porn movie and your real father was Ron Jeremy ?
Ok what would you do if you discovered that your mother had starred in a porn movie and your real father was Ron Jeremy ?
Sex God
Quote by egobynametry n suck me own dick to see if its passed on in the family genes and ask for a ferrari
I would think OMG he looked different in a dress , make a note what i had been drinking that day and vow never to drink it again.
Ok what would you do if you discovered that your mother had starred in a porn movie and your real father was Ron Jeremy ?
Quote by hornyred and dinotry n suck me own dick to see if its passed on in the family genes and ask for a ferrari
Ok what would you do if you discovered that your mother had starred in a porn movie and your real father was Ron Jeremy ?
nice answer - but arent you going to add a 'what would you do . . . ' ? 
