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What would you do?
You are driving along in your car on a wild, stormy night.
You pass by a bus stop, and you see three people waiting for the bus.
1. An old lady who looks as if she is about to die.
2. An old friend who once saved your life.
3. The perfect partner you have been dreaming about.
Which one would you choose to offer a ride to, knowing that there could only be one passenger in your car? Think before you continue reading
This is a moral/ethical dilemma that was once actually used as part of a job application.
You could pick up the old lady, because she is going to die, and thus you should save her first; or you could take the old friend because he once saved your life, and this would be the perfect chance to pay him back. However, you may never be able to find your perfect dream lover again.
The candidate who was hired (out of 2000 applicants) had no trouble coming
Up with an answer.
WHAT DID HE SAY?
He simply answered: "I would give the car keys to my old friend, and let him take the lady to the hospital. And I would stay behind and wait for the bus with the woman of my dreams.
Sometimes, we gain more if we are able to give up our stubborn thought limitations and think laterally.
However, the correct answer is to run the old lady over and put her out of her misery, shag the perfect partner against the bus stop
And drive off for a beer with the old friend
Me? I'd buy a roof-rack.
THE ONE WITH THE BIGGEST TITS
Dambuster, you're not thinking logically; the car is only big enough to take one other passenger. That lady counts as three. ;)
Quote by roger743
Dambuster, you're not thinking logically; the car is only big enough to take one other passenger. That lady counts as three. ;)

I can't think straight Roger. That John Smith's and his Irish mate got hold of me earlier
In fact. Any more and I won't be able to think at all
Quote by dambuster
In fact. Any more and I won't be able to think at all

bet there's some things that could make u think!
Quote by Lil_Bunny
In fact. Any more and I won't be able to think at all

bet there's some things that could make u think!
That's me bollox'd. Bad enough havin six boxes. Now Ii've gotta try to talk in two at the same time ffs.
I just know i'm going to get lost again and say the right thing in the wrong box ro tthe wrong thing in the right box.
MISS wher are you - HELP ! ! ! !
Tell me i'm being a good boy and it'ds not my fault.
Quote by rovingoptician
He simply answered: "I would give the car keys to my old friend, and let him take the lady to the hospital. And I would stay behind and wait for the bus with the woman of my dreams.
Sometimes, we gain more if we are able to give up our stubborn thought limitations and think laterally.

Actually that is very close to what I would have done. Except in my case, after my old pal had driven off in my car to take the old lady to hospital, the woman of my dreams would say something along the lines of "Fuck off, I don't go out with soft gits like you". The old lady would later be very grateful & I'd have a pint with my pal, but I'd still be pissed off that I didn't get the girl. sad :( :( :(
Quote by Lil_Bunny
In fact. Any more and I won't be able to think at all

bet there's some things that could make u think!
So what things do you think that could make me thing??????????
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MISS wher are you - HELP ! ! ! !

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
I'm a cummin DB bolt :bounce:
Tis ok DB, don't fret :therethere: You're just in the 'take the heat off of me by pointing out someone else just as pissed' stage. You'll be fine for another couple of hours yet :lol2:
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I'm a cummin DB bolt :bounce:

I wish
Quote by dambuster
Dambuster, you're not thinking logically; the car is only big enough to take one other passenger. That lady counts as three. ;)

I can't think straight Roger. That John Smith's and his Irish mate got hold of me earlier
You shouldn't try to think and drink. It only gets you in trouble. And will effect your chances with the well endowed lady . Or is she a result of John Smith and the irish gent?
Quote by rovingoptician
Dambuster, you're not thinking logically; the car is only big enough to take one other passenger. That lady counts as three. ;)

I can't think straight Roger. That John Smith's and his Irish mate got hold of me earlier
You shouldn't try to think and drink. It only gets you in trouble. And will effect your chances with the well endowed lady . Or is she a result of John Smith and the irish gent?
I can't even thrink and dink.
And you tel me - your the eye doctor.
Maybe she's a fig of my ment gination
She is definitly a figment of somebodys imagination. those can't be real. But it sure beats the hell out of seeing pink elephants.