Its early and I'm bored !!!
I noticed Clare has been posting upto am but she's gone now :cry:
So heres my question :
What would u like to do to the person above - I offer my self in the interests of getting the ball rolling (so to speak)
Be kind !!!!! (fingers crossed)
Steve
(aka vbd)
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Sex God
Quote by jdms
Its early, your bored what would you do to the person above????........................ Hmmmmmmm methinks your losing your touch m8 .............. oh and by the way i don't have anyone living above. Ohhhhh solemio, solimeo can't remember the rest.
Teach them the rest of the words to O sole mio.
"... give it to me
Delicious ice cream of Italy
Da nuts and choca dream
Give me Cornetto
From Wall's Ice cream"
Composer: Giacomo Puccini, libretto by Bertie Bassett
Casanova
mmmmmm what would I do to Ice Pie??????? 
I would nick his cornetto thats what 
I would nick his cornetto thats what Sex God
I'd like to give the person above me a really nice *uck.
Quote by vbd
Its early and I'm bored !!!
I noticed Clare has been posting upto am but she's gone now :cry:
So heres my question :
What would u like to do to the person above - I offer my self in the interests of getting the ball rolling (so to speak)
Be kind !!!!! (fingers crossed)
Steve
(aka vbd)
xx
Have a look at my ad (free sick bags available - apply within)
I would love to be kind vbd but your avatar looks like you are just about to empty your bladder :shock: :shock: :shock: tell me I am wrong and I know you are not above me but after Ice Pie saying above me he wants to give MissChief a nice *uck all I could think of was that I could maybe give him a not so nice job mmmmmmmmmmmm cleaning your toilet????
Corrie is now gonna get in garden to get rid of her hormones before she regrets anything else she says in here this morning lol
Sex God
ooooo look, i got Corrie . . . erm . . . on top! :twisted:
best leave what i'd like to do there really. i could get into trouble on that one! settle for a quick
though! ;)
neil x x x ;)
best leave what i'd like to do there really. i could get into trouble on that one! settle for a quick
though! ;)neil x x x ;)
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ooooo look, i got Corrie . . . erm . . . on top! :twisted:
best leave what i'd like to do there really. i could get into trouble on that one! settle for a quick
neil x x x ;)
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
I think if I actually put what I'd like to do to NeilinLeeds I'd be arrested under the obscenity's act :shock:
I'd love to get my hands on his strop :twisted:
Quote by Calista
ooooo look, i got Corrie . . . erm . . . on top! :twisted:
best leave what i'd like to do there really. i could get into trouble on that one! settle for a quick
neil x x x ;)
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
I think if I actually put what I'd like to do to NeilinLeeds I'd be arrested under the obscenity's act :shock:
I'd love to get my hands on his strop :twisted:
I hate you......................
Venusxxx
Orgasminator
Quote by VenusnMars
I`d let you look after my left tit
Venusxxx
As long as I can look after the right one .........
Quote by VenusnMars
*sniff*
Apparently I`m playing with myself! :cry:
NEIL! You had your chance, and you BLEW it!
/flounces out
Venusxxx
If you're playing with yourself how can Neil blow it????????
Christ with me and Morb on your tits, playing with yourself, but wanting Neil to blow it ....... should make for an interesting groups session .... now where's Mars ( :shock: or daren't I ask?)
Quote by Calista
If you're playing with yourself how can Neil blow it????????
Christ with me and Morb on your tits, playing with yourself, but wanting Neil to blow it ....... should make for an interesting groups session .... now where's Mars ( :shock: or daren't I ask?)
Bloody hell, you did it again!
I think Mars is `weedwhacking` (see stage 8, Viagra Housewife)
Venusxxx
Sex God
now look girls. calm your little selves. there was no need to fall out about it was there?
venus you're all flouncy this morning? are you just tired? a bit worn out? mars been a bit overeager again? come here tell me all about it? and yes your new avatars very . . erm . . . artistic. i'll try not to say anything vaguely vulgar about blowing it, cos that would just be, well, vulgar. and besides i don't think you could cope today with me underneath you? eh?
neil x x x ;)
venus you're all flouncy this morning? are you just tired? a bit worn out? mars been a bit overeager again? come here tell me all about it? and yes your new avatars very . . erm . . . artistic. i'll try not to say anything vaguely vulgar about blowing it, cos that would just be, well, vulgar. and besides i don't think you could cope today with me underneath you? eh?
neil x x x ;)
Sex God
I'd like to give the person above me some paracetamol. :lol2:
Quote by neilinleeds
now look girls. calm your little selves. there was no need to fall out about it was there?
venus you're all flouncy this morning? are you just tired? a bit worn out? mars been a bit overeager again? come here tell me all about it? and yes your new avatars very . . erm . . . artistic. i'll try not to say anything vaguely vulgar about blowing it, cos that would just be, well, vulgar. and besides i don't think you could cope today with me underneath you? eh?
neil x x x ;)
*sniffle* yes, that`s what I needed, some TLC and sympathy. *sob*
AND YOU DIDN`T EVEN OFFER TO BE THE ONE ON TOP!
/flounces on the flounce
Venusxxx
