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What would your porn name be???

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traceymod
Forum Virgin
i thought it was supposed to ebyour sur name and your first pet....mine would be Goldie Horn!
Unknown User
Ohhh very good lol
I'm impressed.
fem_4_taboo
Sex God
Quote by traceymod
i thought it was supposed to ebyour sur name and your first pet....mine would be Goldie Horn!

??? surname and frist pet? you named your pet horn?
xx fem xx
Devon1
Orgasminator
Quote by fem_4_taboo
i thought it was supposed to ebyour sur name and your first pet....mine would be Goldie Horn!

??? surname and frist pet? you named your pet horn?
xx fem xx
Pet goat confused:
berksbex
Orgasminator
Quote by AndyWolves
Saw this email the other day...
You take the name of your fave choccy bar, followed by the name of a fave pet..
Mine comes out as "Chunky Claude"
Anyone got anything better?!?!

Timeout Ginger.....sounds like an occupation! wink
LondonBiFun
Warming the Bed
Double Decker Trix. :shock:
Sometimes these can be a little too accurate! lol
weekleylearner
Warming the Bed
Biscuit and raisin Yorkie george.......
Erm I don't see it do you lol
Ice_Pie
Sex God
Curly Wurly Dick. :shock:
sLeeper
Sexpert
Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
ok so can i introduce myself
seems my new name should be Double Decker Dog redface
did i do something wrong confused

I could think of a few names for you hun but that certainly wasn't one of them! wink
Lee puts on tin hat and runs for cover bolt :giveup: :giveup: :giveup: :giveup: :
PUT THE CATALOGUE DOWN
MandH
Sex God
What would your porn name be???
Fred :grin:
MrPrecocious
Forum Virgin
Yorkie Pootle.
Nope. I don't see a glittering (or should that be glistening) career ahead of me either rolleyes
Unknown User
Well ermmmmmmmm hehehe
My favorite chocolate is a snickers but i will go by the old name if you can remember it... marathon
And the only dog i have ever had was called shagy lol
So ermm marathonshagy :lol: :lol:
100____Scotch__Beef
Forum Virgin
Hi all,
My favourite pet was a snake called...er...snake and my mother's maiden name was Dickson so I'll let you work it out for yourselves. :shock:
sexyfella
Sexpert
Quote by AndyWolves
Saw this email the other day...
You take the name of your fave choccy bar, followed by the name of a fave pet..
Mine comes out as "Chunky Claude"
Anyone got anything better?!?!

Mine would be snickers sleak
Unknown User
Quote by duncanlondon
Splosh Ringsplitter

what kind of chocolate bar and pet did you have??? :shock:
sexyfella
Sexpert
Quote by fluffer
Splosh Ringsplitter

what kind of chocolate bar and pet did you have??? :shock:
sounds painfull whatever it is