What would your porn name be?

2 Feb 2005

Quote by VenusnMars
I`m a sticky thoroughfare. :shock:

I know a retired gynaecologist who can help you with that.
Actually, he's only semi-retired - he likes to keep his hand in.

2 Feb 2005

Mine would be toser lol (seriously)

2 Feb 2005

Quote by james02
Rainbow â€“ you never catch on to anything I say

Ummmm - that would be a NOPE then!!
Oooh Sticky thoroughfare!!!!!!

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Suits you sir!!!

2 Feb 2005

flame parker has a ring to it dont you think?

2 Feb 2005

Quote by chunkyknob2
Hi all you've probably seen or heard of this before?
you take the name of your first pet, and your mothers maiden name and hey presto :rascal:

Well by that way of doing things, I'd be "Red Ott"
But as that is rather cheesy, and presumptuous, I'd rather do a play on words, to come up with something more satirical...like...
Kross Rhodes
Corrie Norry
Emma Dale
Homer Naway
E. Stenders
Pop Idle (Billy's brother)
etc

2 Feb 2005

Quote by neilinleeds
I`m a sticky thoroughfare. :shock:
Venusxxx

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
/me says nowt! :gagged:
n x x x :P
Always a good idea if you want to keep your teeth pet :mrgreen:
Venusxxx

2 Feb 2005

Sally Piggot confused

2 Feb 2005

MUNGO MITCHELL

2 Feb 2005

Sammy Robinson... rolleyes

2 Feb 2005

Quote by Ghostie
Sammy Robinson...

This is a mad co-incidence hahaha, about 10 seconds before I opened this thread I was thinking about a time when me and some friends were playing this game and trying to remember one of the names that was really good, and then I remembered it and it wasn't that good after all but it was Hammy Robinson. I think the reason why we found it so funny was because it was a couple of letters away from being the name of someone we knew. Ironically she was celibate. lol

2 Feb 2005

Quote by neilinleeds
Rainbow – you never catch on to anything I say

yeah rainbows you're so damn slow! ;)
ummm . . . neither do i? dunno

;)
n x x x :P
looks for tape for her mouth and the keyboard

Mine would be toser lol (seriously)

hmmmmmmm really?

james02 wrote:
chunkyknob2 wrote:
Hi all you've probably seen or heard of this before?
you take the name of your first pet, and your mothers maiden name and hey presto
with the amount of members on here there' got to be some absolute toppers good for a laugh if nothing else?
incidently mine is duke long X
And who is that in the photo of yours; or derdent you tell us
Max Biaggi?

Will now always think of Max Biaggi as Chunkyknob confused

Bev
xx

2 Feb 2005

I know I'm paranoid but when I see questions asking about mother's maiden name and pet names, I'm reminded that they are the type of things asked to confirm passwords.
All the people above have maybe given clues to anyone who may be reading.

2 Feb 2005

I wouldn't reveal anything that could be traced back to passwords but my porn name (by one of the methods, which one I am not revealing :P) sounds more like a bloody TV gardener than a porn star! I blame my eldest for naming our hamster after a Thomas the Tank Engine character rolleyes

It's Percy Caudwell!!!!! lol

Actually, thanks to my ex husbands surname, my REAL name sounds like a bloody joke (thanks you tosser! evil

)

2 Feb 2005

Quote by Parrot
I know I'm paranoid but when I see questions asking about mother's maiden name and pet names, I'm reminded that they are the type of things asked to confirm passwords.
All the people above have maybe given clues to anyone who may be reading.

That`s why I used a pets name and previous road name, not least of all because my Mothers maiden name is so identifiable!
she says when there are photos of herself up in here rolleyes

Venusxxx

2 Feb 2005

im ashamed by porn star name is sweetie prescott - how crap!

2 Feb 2005

OOOOOO Venus is she famous?
Bev
xx

2 Feb 2005

After much thought, mine would be ..............................................
Bootylicious

2 Feb 2005

Mine is Charlie Columbus!!!!
But if i were making it up myself think I would go for Lady Penelope lol

BBW xxx

2 Feb 2005

Pike Raven.
not really porn star and animal carer, Logan Strongbow is far better.

2 Feb 2005

Quote by VenusnMars
[my Mothers maiden name is so identifiable!

Aha! Is she one of the Kentish Hitlerbergs, or the Yorkshire side of the family?

2 Feb 2005

Shite I hope not Ice because if it is then Venus is my sister :shock:

2 Feb 2005

Oh and ps
Goldie Hitlerberg lol

2 Feb 2005

I would be Shandy Morgan - must be american! rolleyes

2 Feb 2005

mine would be cfor morris
or cfor chatsworth!
:shock:

2 Feb 2005

Doesnt really sound porn but... Princess Gilbert
F

2 Feb 2005

Quote by james02
Hi all you've probably seen or heard of this before?
you take the name of your first pet, and your mothers maiden name and hey presto :rascal:
with the amount of members on here there' got to be some absolute toppers good for a laugh if nothing else?
incidently mine is duke long X

And who is that in the photo of yours; or derdent you tell us[/qu
how rude of you to question my morals by suggesting i would post a misleading picture smackbottom

you want another one just to make sure? :rotflmao:
or do you mean the avatar? its Mick Doohan :D