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Well after 5 days we finally have our phoneline fixed which means we can go back on the internet......which means in that time managed to strip,sand and paint the next time might get the kitchen done.
Anyone else ever got things done around the house when something like this happens?
Hello you!
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No phone line in the house so we have to use interweb cafes at the moment!
Mxxx
Quote by da69ve
which means in that time managed to strip,sand and paint the livingroom.

Most people just wear overalls when decorating - but I guess stripping and covering your self in sand could work!!
Did you use baby oil to make the sand stick to you?????
wink
Dxxxx
Quote by da69ve
Well after 5 days we finally have our phoneline fixed which means we can go back on the internet......which means in that time managed to strip,sand and paint the next time might get the kitchen done.
Anyone else ever got things done around the house when something like this happens?

We have broadband but when we were without the pc for a few weeks in the year we discovered that at some point in time we'd moved house and there were two children living with us :shock:
Still not sure where they came from !!!!!
Quote by Calista
We have broadband but when we were without the pc for a few weeks in the year we discovered that at some point in time we'd moved house and there were two children living with us :shock:
Still not sure where they came from !!!!!

Got the practical down to a fine art. Now sign up for the theary :twisted: :twisted: rolleyes
Quote by Libra-Love

We have broadband but when we were without the pc for a few weeks in the year we discovered that at some point in time we'd moved house and there were two children living with us :shock:
Still not sure where they came from !!!!!

Got the practical down to a fine art. Now sign up for the theary :twisted: :twisted: rolleyes
OMG ... you know what .. I really believe in immaculate conception ..... my previous relationship was virtually sexless and what sex there was never amounted to anything at all and yet I have an 8yr old from it!!!!!!!!!!!!
in 18 months ..... 3 times we tried to have sex ... and once I got pregnant!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Quote by Calista
OMG ... you know what .. I really believe in immaculate conception ..... my previous relationship was virtually sexless and what sex there was never amounted to anything at all and yet I have an 8yr old from it!!!!!!!!!!!!
in 18 months ..... 3 times we tried to have sex ... and once I got pregnant!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ah, mine were all through wind pollination. Kinda recall waking up once while the wind was still blowing :shock:
Quote by Elissamay
Hello you!
biggrin
No phone line in the house so we have to use interweb cafes at the moment!
Mxxx

Hi there
How are you? i was thinking of going to a web cafe but got caught up in the decorating!
Quote by surreycouple2003
which means in that time managed to strip,sand and paint the livingroom.

Most people just wear overalls when decorating - but I guess stripping and covering your self in sand could work!!
Did you use baby oil to make the sand stick to you?????
wink
Dxxxx
Well you know how much we like babyoil! lol
I go into suspended animation when my broadband connection at home fails.
Quote by Calista
Well after 5 days we finally have our phoneline fixed which means we can go back on the internet......which means in that time managed to strip,sand and paint the next time might get the kitchen done.
Anyone else ever got things done around the house when something like this happens?

We have broadband but when we were without the pc for a few weeks in the year we discovered that at some point in time we'd moved house and there were two children living with us :shock:
Still not sure where they came from !!!!!
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Quote by zootle
I go into suspended animation when my broadband connection at home fails.

i sit in a corner and whimper pathetically whilst hubby runns round hiding dangerous items and ranting to the supplier!!!!
Quote by Calista
I go into suspended animation when my broadband connection at home fails.

i sit in a corner and whimper pathetically whilst hubby runns round hiding dangerous items and ranting to the supplier!!!!
Thats what i would have done if i had not picked up a wallpaper scraper first!
Quote by da69ve
Most people just wear overalls when decorating - but I guess stripping and covering your self in sand could work!!
Did you use baby oil to make the sand stick to you?????
wink
Dxxxx

Well you know how much we like babyoil! lol
Yes, yes I do.........
And so do the floorboards and the table and the sofa and the silk trousers I had on......!!!!! :wink:
Dxxx
when my comp crashed i was mortified and regularily screamed abuse at the HP technicians down the phone!!!
Its a mazing how much of your life you can spend sitting in one place!!!
I found that i had a TV (thats a telly) and there were things called TV programmes on it, i hadn't seen it for 2 months, and there were things called films WOW but all that has stopped now that i got my computer back biggrin
Quote by surreycouple2003
which means in that time managed to strip,sand and paint the livingroom.

Most people just wear overalls when decorating - but I guess stripping and covering your self in sand could work!!
Did you use baby oil to make the sand stick to you?????
Hardly dare ask but................... was the sand applied with a high pressure hose ?? :shock:
Quote by midlandsman1970
when my comp crashed i was mortified and regularily screamed abuse at the HP technicians down the phone!!!
Its a mazing how much of your life you can spend sitting in one place!!!
I found that i had a TV (thats a telly) and there were things called TV programmes on it, i hadn't seen it for 2 months, and there were things called films WOW but all that has stopped now that i got my computer back biggrin

Yeah your right about the telly but we managed to turn it off when eastenders came on so we could watch the paint dry instead!
Quote by surreycouple2003
Most people just wear overalls when decorating - but I guess stripping and covering your self in sand could work!!
Did you use baby oil to make the sand stick to you?????
wink
Dxxxx

Well you know how much we like babyoil! lol
Yes, yes I do.........
And so do the floorboards and the table and the sofa and the silk trousers I had on......!!!!! :wink:
Dxxx
Sorry about the silk trousers it won't happen again! :wink:
Quote by HungryP
which means in that time managed to strip,sand and paint the livingroom.

Most people just wear overalls when decorating - but I guess stripping and covering your self in sand could work!!
Did you use baby oil to make the sand stick to you?????
Hardly dare ask but................... was the sand applied with a high pressure hose ?? :shock:
Blimey this is turning into something scarey!
Quote by da69ve
Most people just wear overalls when decorating - but I guess stripping and covering your self in sand could work!!
Did you use baby oil to make the sand stick to you?????
wink
Dxxxx

Well you know how much we like babyoil! lol
Yes, yes I do.........
And so do the floorboards and the table and the sofa and the silk trousers I had on......!!!!! :wink:
Dxxx
Sorry about the silk trousers it won't happen again! :wink:
Dont worry - they werent my trousers.....!!!!! :wink: :wink:
Dxxx