Looking at some of the subjects in the forum, it is quite apparent that for a bloke to put a picture of his john thomas on a site is, well, not the done thing.
But hang on, those of you who are lucky enough to be of the fairer sex have got it all. you have nice bodies and are blessed with having those wonderful things called breasts. you have curves and beautiful bums. your bits downstairs are a pleasure to look at and are all neatly tucked away. To top it all off, you wear beautiful underwear which accentuates everything that is womanly abut you.
Us blokes have a sticky out bit which is usually held in place by a pair of grotty Y fronts
It has a mind of its own and when its soft, looks like the last chicken in tesco's. When its hard and stood to attention, usually because we are looking at or thinking of a woman, it' s our biggest acheivement. Unfortunately, at some point its gonna turn back into its sorry looking chicken state again.
why blokes put pictures of their pride and joy on a site(havent done it myself yet) is because its probably far more prettier to look at than the rest of our face come to think of it.
So ladies, if you see a rock solid pole, smile to yourself in the knowledge that its you who could have made it all big and stiff. And please, keep on being your beautiful selves.
Should I put a picture of my snake up on the site for all to see? er no. you will only get picture of it if it asked for. please dont ask. unless you want to see the last chicken at tesco's
Cheers
Bell..................x
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Well, Bell.... the point is this:
It's not that women don't appreciate a well maintained, well constructed trouser snake... it's the fact that guys seem to think that that's all they need consist of to score in the swinging stakes.
Goes back to the old Yin and Yang thing... we're different. But there are more men than women swinging in general... so that means when a girl advertises she gets HUNDREDS of cock shots in her inbox.
And after fighting her way from underneath all those cock shots, what does a girl glean from the senders of those cock shots? She gleans nothing because they don't tell her anything... that's why!
"I'm 8 inchs, uncut, rapid reapter with wide girth... interested..?" is a typical reply to an ad.... to which my response is "So what's your name, then??? How old are you?? Where do you live??"
Bell.... as soon as guys accept that to make sexual friends it takes more than stark list of physical attributes, women will always flee at the sight of a cock shot. We've seen them in every shape, size, shade of colour and state of excitement than you guys ever will. :twisted: :twisted:
Does this go some way to answer your question?
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Hxx
It's not that women don't appreciate a well maintained, well constructed trouser snake... it's the fact that guys seem to think that that's all they need consist of to score in the swinging stakes.
Goes back to the old Yin and Yang thing... we're different. But there are more men than women swinging in general... so that means when a girl advertises she gets HUNDREDS of cock shots in her inbox.
And after fighting her way from underneath all those cock shots, what does a girl glean from the senders of those cock shots? She gleans nothing because they don't tell her anything... that's why!
"I'm 8 inchs, uncut, rapid reapter with wide girth... interested..?" is a typical reply to an ad.... to which my response is "So what's your name, then??? How old are you?? Where do you live??"Bell.... as soon as guys accept that to make sexual friends it takes more than stark list of physical attributes, women will always flee at the sight of a cock shot. We've seen them in every shape, size, shade of colour and state of excitement than you guys ever will. :twisted: :twisted:
Does this go some way to answer your question?
Best
Hxx
You may laugh at this, but it's actually quite hard to take a cock-picture. I tried it a few weeks ago, and it took me a good half-hour or so to get an acceptable one; by the time I'd grabbed my camera, waited for it to power up and fiddled with the zoom, my poor subject was looking significantly less excited.
Sex God
I still have a lot to learn, but I've managed to work it out this far: there's more to swinging than sex, and more to sex than a cock.
Yes, some women do think the size and shape of a cock is important. They're the ones with the ads that ask for a picture of it. In my limited experience, most women don't mind (or were they just being kind to me? :-)
Yes, some women do think the size and shape of a cock is important. They're the ones with the ads that ask for a picture of it. In my limited experience, most women don't mind (or were they just being kind to me? :-)
Orgasminator
Its a well known fact that give a guy a camera and at some point he will take a pic of his willy :shock:
We grow up with a fasination of our member, from the first time we realise its changing and we get pleasure from it we play with it incessently
These new fangled mobile phones with cameras were invented by guys, for guys to take pics of willys to send people
As an asside, there are a lot of women/couples that also just have close up pics of vaginas or breasts... While I love to look at these parts of a woman, doest really help to let a guy/another couple decide if there is an attraction there. But then again, they probably get so many responses that by the laws of averages they will get someone.
We grow up with a fasination of our member, from the first time we realise its changing and we get pleasure from it we play with it incessently
These new fangled mobile phones with cameras were invented by guys, for guys to take pics of willys to send people
As an asside, there are a lot of women/couples that also just have close up pics of vaginas or breasts... While I love to look at these parts of a woman, doest really help to let a guy/another couple decide if there is an attraction there. But then again, they probably get so many responses that by the laws of averages they will get someone.
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As an asside, there are a lot of women/couples that also just have close up pics of vaginas or breasts... While I love to look at these parts of a woman, doest really help to let a guy/another couple decide if there is an attraction there. But then again, they probably get so many responses that by the laws of averages they will get someone.
Hmmmm - I have to admit that many of my avatars show my boobs - but I never go further than that on any pics I post.
You are right in saying they get many comments. But as for attraction - only superficially. The best friends are made through conversation. And a more genuine attraction happens that way too!
Hugs, Alex x
Sex God
:grin: :grin: :grin:
Artistically displaying the male member takes lots of time, patience, and skill - oh, and having a nice cock helps too . Such a task is not for amateurs and should not be attempted at home without assistance :grin: :twisted:
Artistically displaying the male member takes lots of time, patience, and skill - oh, and having a nice cock helps too
. Such a task is not for amateurs and should not be attempted at home without assistance :grin: :twisted: Sex God
Not that I'd noticed, no - I'm fighting fit and all ready for action :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: - but thanks for asking, maybe you're thinking of someone else?
Hope you had a nice time on your hols
Hope you had a nice time on your hols
Sex God
No Alex, it is BlueEyes who is incapacitated not bluexxx .
It does get a bit confusing, sometimes.
It does get a bit confusing, sometimes.
Sex God
Not confusing at all Will - my eyes are brown :haha:
:rotflmao: Sex God
Do anybody know how poor Blue Eyes is, crutches and all? 
Sex God
I know perfectly well what colour bluexxx's eyes are. I was staring into them at the NW munch. Just off for a lie down now at the very thought of them!
Sex God
Oh you smooth-talker, you 
