Whats down the back of your sofa?

8 Nov 2004

Right I have found
2 milky bar rappers
1 sock ( why do you never find two)
5 crisps asssorted and broken
58p in change
1 mouldy biscuit
1 copy of tv times circa 2002
1 child ( knew id forgotten to do something this morning ) lol

8 Nov 2004

5 crisps asssorted and broken

Assorted?????
You mean -you tasted them? :shock:

8 Nov 2004

i sent my wife down the back of the sofa 2 weeks ago, and she's not been seen since, i'm just glad she took a change of knickers and a kendal mint cake, so that should keep her going for at least another week, but if she does not return soon, then i'm going to have to call in search and rescure, failing that...buy a new sofa, i hear dfs(can i mention them????) have a sale on at the moment :shock:

8 Nov 2004

Just a few crumbs here cos im houseproud and hoover down the back of sofa regularly (i also hoover my bed - I have a Dyson, have u seen the crap that comes off your bed eewwwwww)
Over the back of the sofa thou is a blankie for snuggling up with, a few odd socks, a friends top he left behind confused

, and a copy of Westward Bounds catalogue that i threw down there to hide cos a friend arrived lol.

8 Nov 2004

Blimey I really must hoover more often look what I found

8 Nov 2004

Thanks to my darling children I have dozens of raisins, bits of maccy D fries and large clods of dust and gritty bits ewwwww!!!!! I also found 2p today woohoo!!

8 Nov 2004

Quote by Alexandra

5 crisps asssorted and broken

Assorted?????
You mean -you tasted them? :shock:

OOOOOOO ALEX pmsh

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But did ya! :shock: :shock:
not kissing you again!.....................no sir!

8 Nov 2004

I've found Jesus.
(yep, down the back of the sofa, all along)

8 Nov 2004

cough cough errrrrrrrrrrrrrrr :eeek: Sarge what are you doing down me soffer :shock: :shock:
OOOOOOOOOOOOOO so thats where ya bin hiding!

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come out!. out! out!!

8 Nov 2004

Of course I didnt taste them mad

thats disgusting :x
I made my son do it lol

8 Nov 2004

Quote by warwick
Of course I didnt taste them
thats disgusting :x
I made my son do it

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8 Nov 2004

I havent got anything down the back of me sofa's coz i hoovered them at the weekend :smug:

8 Nov 2004

I have nothing to cause i hoover them every day cause my little angel :twisted: ...found afew pounds the other week and put that in my little angels picky bank for when she goes to college lol

8 Nov 2004

2 coat hangers, 3 buttons 1 battery and a stocking! Mental note must clean out sofas more often!

8 Nov 2004

8 Nov 2004

A dalek

Oh sorry that was behind the sofa redface

8 Nov 2004

I found a marble and some lego down one sofa ...
and a condom wrapper redface

and a pen down the other
Guess which sofa the big kids use !!!!!! surprised

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8 Nov 2004

:smile2: Absolutely nothing at all. Probably because we seldom enter the living room to sit on the thing. We're always either at work or in our home office sitting at the pc's reading the posts on here lol

Tracy-Jayne

8 Nov 2004

Last time I looked...
Â£30 (Â£20 note, Â£10 note, load of loose change)
Various packets of varying sized rizlas
Lots of filter tips
Various smoking "accessories"
2x dummies
Several baby biscuits
A screwdriver
My keys
My mobile phone
And a pack of condoms!
I need a new sofa. rolleyes

8 Nov 2004

Sorry major Hes from Barcelona lol

8 Nov 2004

update, i've just found the wife down the back of the sofa, she's ok, but in desperate need of a wax, oh by the way, she has now located the crew of the mary celeste.. :silly:

8 Nov 2004

Remind me if I ever go to DaFluffyMonstas house to slip my hand down the back of the sofa, Â£30 and a pack of condoms sounds good to me biggrin

8 Nov 2004

when i have enough money im gonna chuck mine with two small children its hideous what gets down there of a weekend and im sure all parents will know what i mean. biggrin

The crisp, crumbs of all origins, sticky sweets, lollies, tv remotes, bugs they find in the garden that survive cos of the rest of the crap thats down there eeuuuuuwwwww!!!!! :scared:
I frequently take the cushions off atleast every monday and dust bust under there so i can feel safe when i sit on it. I have visions of some slimey bog creature climbing out and divouring me as i watch the tv after some weekends. :taz:

8 Nov 2004

"Wots down the back of the sofa"
mad

:x :x A bleeding tub of wall filler, that's wot (sans tub). :x :x :x

8 Nov 2004

Anything the kids leave, usually sugar (from sweets) boogies and fluff.
F

8 Nov 2004

Remind me if I ever go to DaFluffyMonstas house to slip my hand down the back of the sofa, Â£30 and a pack of condoms sounds good to me[/quote[
Depending on the antics of the night before you might find DaFluffyMonsta down there too!

8 Nov 2004

Quote by celticq
Blimey I really must hoover more often look what I found

How jammy! All I found was this:

8 Nov 2004

:shock: Oerrrrrrr dread to look down the back of our sofa : rolleyes

:roll:

Lucy

8 Nov 2004

Just found one of the kids........wonder where he had been??

8 Nov 2004

Quote by da69ve
Just found one of the kids........wonder where he had been??

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