Hi All,
Sure you must get sick of this question, but don't know how else to find out what's going on. I am more than happy to meet with couples (99% sure I'm straight) or singles and am a good clean guy who wishes to meet others willing to have some nsa adult fun.
People say the first impression is the most important so I need to know the ropes to ensure it's the correct first impression.
Any tips, hints etc gratefully received
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Doesn't he have to run around naked for a while, singing 'God save the queen'?
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Quote by kazswallows
Hi and :welcome:
you seem to be doing alright so far.
freckledbird
PostPosted: Sun May 22, 2005 6:33 pm Post subject:
Doesn't he have to run around naked for a while, singing 'God save the queen'?
no no no fecklebird its agadoo thats hes got to sing or superman at a push
:lol: kaz xx
Does he have to do all the actions then?
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Hi and :welcome:
you seem to be doing alright so far.
freckledbird
PostPosted: Sun May 22, 2005 6:33 pm Post subject:
Doesn't he have to run around naked for a while, singing 'God save the queen'?
no no no fecklebird its agadoo thats hes got to sing or superman at a push
:lol: kaz xx
Does he have to do all the actions then?
mmmm and wear a cape if he chooses superman........oooooo and dont forget the underpants outside the tights
Sex God
:shock: Blue tights and red underpants....major fashion mistake :lol:
:lol: 
Sex God
ooooooooo Dino, technically you're a newbie so you have to do 'Superman' with all the actions :lol: :lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol: 
Sex God
Quote by Dino.
hi mate n welcome to swinging heaven , sit back n enjoy . Read the posts, join in, if and when you are ready , n thats it really .
Well actually Woodsy.........
you could get your ass into the GFZ and take over serving duties from the last newbie eh? Dino
Welcome by the way
Sex God
Hi Woodsy,
Just learn to keep your Head down when the flack comes your way and you will be fine.
Welcome to the comfort zone.
john
Just learn to keep your Head down when the flack comes your way and you will be fine.
Welcome to the comfort zone.
john
Sex God
Blood ! :twisted:
Quote by Dino.
Woodsy mate , dont go in the GFZ. They had me dressed as a serving wench serving drinks , left me in the hot tub all night , spanked me then locked me in a cupboard:? . Dont go there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:whistling: :whistling: :bs: Woodsy, don't listen to him, he's only saying that so that he can stay in there long enough to learn how to get his jumper off without getting his head stuck
Welcome to the site. There is only one thing you need to know and that is 'if you are nice to Kit you will get along fine' :twisted:
Have fun
ceeyelljay - nope not every one is part of a couple and nice single people are just as welcome.
ops: :oops: incase your not sure what Kit means
Thank you Dino - you are so helpful and thoughtful and kind
Sex God
I have used this in PMs as advice but i thought I'd venture it in open forum instead.
As a single male you've got a lot (and I mean a lot) of competition hereabouts. If you try to succeed through the ads, which could give you quick returns (or not!), then you've got to have a really good ad and some really good attributes that people will recognise straight away. Be honest though or you'll get flamed for misleading people and cause a lot of bad feeling. Don't always expect an eager welcome when you respond to other peo[les' ads either.
The other way is to get involved in the Forums. The Cafe is the friendly one where people get to know eachother but it is not a fast process. Because most of the early exchanges are over cyberspace most people build up a picture of you from how you behave week in week out. If people get to like you - and it helps not to be too pushy to start with - then you might make friends, who want to meet you - but you can't expect this. Once you got yourself known a bit you may consider going along to one of the munches (meets where a lot of people get together - just for social purpose to get to know eachother) and then you can make friends that way.
There really is no easy or quick fix to this. A lot of the peole here know eachother quite well and so the place looks friendly, often, but that friendship has to be earnt.
Hope this helps.
As a single male you've got a lot (and I mean a lot) of competition hereabouts. If you try to succeed through the ads, which could give you quick returns (or not!), then you've got to have a really good ad and some really good attributes that people will recognise straight away. Be honest though or you'll get flamed for misleading people and cause a lot of bad feeling. Don't always expect an eager welcome when you respond to other peo[les' ads either.
The other way is to get involved in the Forums. The Cafe is the friendly one where people get to know eachother but it is not a fast process. Because most of the early exchanges are over cyberspace most people build up a picture of you from how you behave week in week out. If people get to like you - and it helps not to be too pushy to start with - then you might make friends, who want to meet you - but you can't expect this. Once you got yourself known a bit you may consider going along to one of the munches (meets where a lot of people get together - just for social purpose to get to know eachother) and then you can make friends that way.
There really is no easy or quick fix to this. A lot of the peole here know eachother quite well and so the place looks friendly, often, but that friendship has to be earnt.
Hope this helps.
Sex God
I went in the GFZ once. Don't remember what happened but I sure as hell haven't been back there since. 
:undecided: :confused:
BTW Welcome!
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:undecided: :confused: BTW Welcome!
:grin:
Orgasminator
Expectations from a newbie:-
1. Partake in Sarge's Slap-o-meter contest
Rules:
a. Sarge has to slap you in a place of his choosing (dependant upon his mood that day).
b. All in AH Towers have to give you marks out of 10 dependant upon, grace of taking the slap, non-flinchability & redness of the said slap mark.
c. The votes are then totted up & you will be given a place of the leader board accordingly.
2. Beverage - boy for the evening
Rules:
a. When anyone shouts for beverage (whatever kind) you are the first to reply to make the said beverage.
b. Failure in reply will result in you partaking in Sarge's Slap-o-meter contest but with no votes.
Last but the most important
3. Having fun
Rules:
a. Enjoyment is paramount.
b. Participating in all things AH, forum posts etc
The WHOOSH Manâ„¢
1. Partake in Sarge's Slap-o-meter contest
Rules:
a. Sarge has to slap you in a place of his choosing (dependant upon his mood that day).
b. All in AH Towers have to give you marks out of 10 dependant upon, grace of taking the slap, non-flinchability & redness of the said slap mark.
c. The votes are then totted up & you will be given a place of the leader board accordingly.
2. Beverage - boy for the evening
Rules:
a. When anyone shouts for beverage (whatever kind) you are the first to reply to make the said beverage.
b. Failure in reply will result in you partaking in Sarge's Slap-o-meter contest but with no votes.
Last but the most important
3. Having fun
Rules:
a. Enjoyment is paramount.
b. Participating in all things AH, forum posts etc
The WHOOSH Manâ„¢
As others have said really, just be yourself, don't expect quick returns, it's not a shag-site for those who can't be arsed to have a wank... it's a swinging site, where you build trust and friendship.
There's also the chatroom , which is manic at times, but if you like it like it... have fun, and Welcome ...
lastly, read the Rules....
There's also the chatroom , which is manic at times, but if you like it like it... have fun, and Welcome ...
lastly, read the Rules....
