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What do you keep in your handbag?
I was just cleaning out my handbag of all the crap: sweetie wrappers, receipts etc and I couldnt belive the amount of junk I have in it. In the bag I usually carry round with me there was :
My hairbrush
Purse
A bus ticket
A calculator dunno
2 clasps
A packet of kerby grips
A penguin bar
A bobble
Loose change hanging round the bottom
A dog biscuit
A pen
A note book
Hair Spray
Body Spray
Perfume
My make up bag:
Lip Gloss
Eye shadow palette
Blusher
Skin softner
Tinted moisturiser
Mascara(Brown and Black)
Blemish Stick
Eye lash curlers
Eye liner
Lip liner
Eyebow pencil
:shock:
That a hand bag or a suitcase?
Big bag!
OK, not much in mine ...
Purse ( ) plus cards and photos of my little un, stamps, old raffle tickets, train tickets, usual shite
4 condoms ( must be feeling lucky!)
snotty hanky
Pen
Two packets of chewing gum
Lighter
Loads of fluff, bits of tobacco, scraps of paper
Boring me.
Too much crap and not enough money rolleyes
Quote by lil_miz_naughty_0204
What do you keep in your handbag?
I was just cleaning out my handbag of all the crap: sweetie wrappers, receipts etc and I couldnt belive the amount of junk I have in it. In the bag I usually carry round with me there was :
My hairbrush
Purse
A bus ticket
A calculator dunno
2 clasps
A packet of kerby grips
A penguin bar
A bobble
Loose change hanging round the bottom
A dog biscuit
A pen
A note book
Hair Spray
Body Spray
Perfume
My make up bag:
Lip Gloss
Eye shadow palette
Blusher
Skin softner
Tinted moisturiser
Mascara(Brown and Black)
Blemish Stick
Eye lash curlers
Eye liner
Lip liner
Eyebow pencil
:shock:

A handbag?? Sounds more like ruckscak to me LMN.. lol
I don't carry a handbag personally but car boots are also always an interesting indication of the way people 'live' their lives/double lives I've found.
At the moment mine has the following:
House Keys
Car Keys
Purse (lots of cards not really any cash)
Mobile
Lip Balm (my poorly dry lips) NO RUDE COMMENTS
eye drops (my poorly dry eyes)
Face powder compact
lip gloss
conceler
make up brush
bobble
small angel perfume
AND half a pack of spearmint soft mint

My Handbag..........
Purse
Credit Cards
Picture of my 2 cherubs
lipstick
thats it.............. so who fancies a night out ?????lol lol
Well don't have a bag rolleyes , but very practical so tend to carry lots of things in pockets that I rarely seem to need. Pocket book & pen, condoms (never need them :roll: ), gloves & hat (often need them biggrin especially today with the snow!).... & about £20 cash.
Load of stuff in the car boot, including foot pump, wheel brace, de-icer, bog roll (OK, too much info), birdwatching telescope ( :shock: NO its for watching FEATHERED birds!!!!!!!). Tons of maps in the car plus road atlas & A-Z (that's my sat nav system :D ).
Handbag? What's a handbag? dunno rolleyes wink
IF I carry one which is rare then......
Mobile phone
Keys
Purse
Digital camera
Condoms
Spare pair of pants redface
Dawn :silly:
Purse, lighter, five sets of keys, ID pass for work, asprin, 2 condoms, countless number of old bus tickets, a couple of receipts, 2 hairbrushes, mascara, lippy, tweezers, mirror, hairbands and a phone number that I've scribbled down on a piece of paper (I have no idea whose number it is)! confused What a right mess, look what you've started lol
Woohoo
I just found a tenner in my Louis Vuitton handbag biggrin
Wonder what else I can find
Hope its not another Dog Biscuit :shock: confused
i've just emptyied my van
6 rolls of 2.5 cable
2 rolls of 1.5 cable
10 double sockets
6 back boxes
2 distribution board kits
2 rolls of meter tails
4 lengths of mini trucking
1 box of light switches
6 pendant sets
4 macdonald wrappers
9 empty bottles of coke
4 dustsheets
1 dustpan no brush
2 drills
1 transformer
4 worklights
6 extension leads
need i go on
Quote by sparky230
1 transformer

Isnt this your van for work, Your not surpose to take your toys!!!
Sunglasses
Cheque book
Purse
Pen
Nicotinell gum
Lip gloss
lip liner
base
powder
hair brush
blusher brush
blush
mascara
liquid eye liner
Wet wipes
emery board
Jo Lo - Still
Spare knickers
Camisole
And there's still space enough in there for a camera
wink
Quote by hornystockportgirl
1 transformer

Isnt this your van for work, Your not surpose to take your toys!!!
lol :lol: :lol:
So far no one seems to carry a vibrater in their handbag! dunno
Daytime/Work bag:
Purse – now I have bought a new one (since some thieving bastard pick-pocketed my last one)
Credit cards
Debit cards
Cash
Loose change in a side pocket
2 pens
2 retractable pencils
1 highlighter pen
1 calculator
Mobile phone
Mobile phone wired ear-piece
Mobile phone wireless ear-piece
2 condoms – hey you never know!
1 doo-dah thingy that opens out into a pair of pliers, screwdrivers, knife, nail file, etc
Electronic security access badge
1 ID badge
Appointment diary
3 lighters
Mini emergency sewing kit
2 shoeshine wipes
2 lip balm sticks
Car keys (work car) + house keys + bottle opener key ring + one of those tiny Tesco club cards
Car keys (other car)
6 first class stamps
USB memory stick
1 mini stapler
Post-it note pad
The remote control to a fart machine (I wonder where I left the fart machine?)
And the compulsory packet of Polo’s
Quote by da69ve
So far no one seems to carry a vibrater in their handbag! dunno

They (yes plural they) are in my evening/weekend bags – along with value size packs of condoms, 3 varieties of lube, willy drops (strawberry and vanilla) and some other bits and bobs. :twisted:
Quote by PoloLady
Daytime/Work bag:
Purse – now I have bought a new one (since some thieving bastard pick-pocketed my last one)
Credit cards
Debit cards
Cash
Loose change in a side pocket
2 pens
2 retractable pencils
1 highlighter pen
1 calculator
Mobile phone
Mobile phone wired ear-piece
Mobile phone wireless ear-piece
2 condoms – hey you never know!
1 doo-dah thingy that opens out into a pair of pliers, screwdrivers, knife, nail file, etc
Electronic security access badge
1 ID badge
Appointment diary
3 lighters
Mini emergency sewing kit
2 shoeshine wipes
2 lip balm sticks
Car keys (work car) + house keys + bottle opener key ring + one of those tiny Tesco club cards
Car keys (other car)
6 first class stamps
USB memory stick
1 mini stapler
Post-it note pad
The remote control to a fart machine (I wonder where I left the fart machine?)
And the compulsory packet of Polo’s

Polo its bad luck to buy yourself a purse!!! So I'm told anyway.
Quote by lil_miz_naughty_0204
Daytime/Work bag:
Purse – now I have bought a new one (since some thieving bastard pick-pocketed my last one)
Credit cards
Debit cards
Cash
Loose change in a side pocket
2 pens
2 retractable pencils
1 highlighter pen
1 calculator
Mobile phone
Mobile phone wired ear-piece
Mobile phone wireless ear-piece
2 condoms – hey you never know!
1 doo-dah thingy that opens out into a pair of pliers, screwdrivers, knife, nail file, etc
Electronic security access badge
1 ID badge
Appointment diary
3 lighters
Mini emergency sewing kit
2 shoeshine wipes
2 lip balm sticks
Car keys (work car) + house keys + bottle opener key ring + one of those tiny Tesco club cards
Car keys (other car)
6 first class stamps
USB memory stick
1 mini stapler
Post-it note pad
The remote control to a fart machine (I wonder where I left the fart machine?)
And the compulsory packet of Polo’s

Polo its bad luck to buy yourself a purse!!! So I'm told anyway.
well if anyone wants to buy me another one to break the curse - I will gladly except (as long as it is a good one).
I actually thought it was bad luck to buy someone a purse (unless you put money in it).
Well someone is meant to buyyou a purse then put a 50 pence piece in it for you so that you dont get bad luck. My mum bought me a winnie the pooh one and stuck 50 pence in it and told me you can never spend it. rolleyes . The 50 pence was gone soon after. redface
Quote by PoloLady
So far no one seems to carry a vibrater in their handbag! dunno

They (yes plural they) are in my evening/weekend bags – along with value size packs of condoms, 3 varieties of lube, willy drops (strawberry and vanilla) and some other bits and bobs. :twisted:
Blimey.....they do evening/weekend bags as well!
Quote by Libra-Love
Spare knickers
Camisole

Somone else has mentioned spare knickers! :shock: Now I know this will be startling obvious to many so excuse the stupid question............. but why the knickers & camisole???????? dunno
tissues
pens
purse
phone card
pictures of the kids
mobile phone
lipstick
eyeliner
purfume
car keys
house keys
tampax
wet wipes
diary
needle and cotten
safety pins
cool
digicam
tungsten T2
mobile
usb multi-flash reader
passport
work ID card
driving license
all kind of cards (oyster, debit, benjys, etc etc)
vaseline lib-care
hanky
some change
chewing gum (unused!)
nail-file
keys
a pen
I'm boring, aren't I? :cry:
normally i take my keys phone and money out with me . if i need to take me purse then its
phone
keys
condoms ( why ?? god knows confused )
a lighter ..( i dont smoke :? ok i had a couple at
lip balm
lippy and gloss
consealer
brush
hair ties
slides
a few hormones
my 1st cert by the gender docs to say im living full time and in my real life test which is acompanied by a middle finger and a sarcastic smile if i ever have to take it out and show
a small jack d or voddy if im going out
and thats about it
i thank you
6 biros
very creased tube map
7 pencils
cheque book
sellotape
paying in book
pair of gloves
17 till recepits
10 paracetamol
elastic band
4 condoms
wad of psotits
asthema inhaler
bank statement
3 tampons
nail file
carrier bags
impermanent marker
large paper clip
car radio front
4 dirty tissues
3 clean tissues
4 sore throat tablets
2 switch cards
2 credit cards
4 store loyalty cards
bits of silver
bits of copper
mobile phone
1 pepermint tea bag
2 spare buttons
extending tape measure