I know if we go away we tend to pack the usual stuff for our hols but....have you brought back any unusual things?
This guy obviously did.
I did go to Amsterdam once and came back with a few " novelties ". I only bloody got stopped by customs. Lucklily he did not want an explanation as to what I had brought back.
Have any others packed their suitcase with anything that they may have been embarassed about, or anything unusual?
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What''s in your luggage?
Sex God
Having your luggage checked by 2 old ish looking blokes and them finding a dildo while my mam, dad, sister, and 5 family friends stood looking :doh:
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Sex God
Yeah a certain stag weekend and seven blow up dolls in a holdall comes to mind
Sex God
Erm... some of Cuba's finest cigars (and some not so fine ones) and a Santeria altar-type thingy. Voodoo and contrabrand: heading back into Texas. I held my breath and flirted outrageously and "oh so British-ly" with the customs and immigration dude. 
Sex God
They were searching for your weapons of mass distraction Cali
Sex God
I have more issue going through the metal detectors! 
Not great when you have the whole of Glasgow behind you in the queue and the Greek security guards wiggling their eyebrows!
You seriously do not want to know what's in my luggage! I am incapable of travelling light! :mrgreen:
And you really don't want the story about Turin airport with my parents and my brother! In fact, I think it may be a breach of the AUP to tell you!ops:
Not great when you have the whole of Glasgow behind you in the queue and the Greek security guards wiggling their eyebrows! You seriously do not want to know what's in my luggage! I am incapable of travelling light! :mrgreen:
And you really don't want the story about Turin airport with my parents and my brother! In fact, I think it may be a breach of the AUP to tell you!
ops: Quote by Dirtygirly
I have more issue going through the metal detectors!
You seriously do not want to know what's in my luggage! I am incapable of travelling light! :mrgreen:
And you really don't want the story about Turin airport with my parents and my brother! In fact, I think it may be a breach of the AUP to tell you!
Oh please do tell.....pretty please.
Sexlightened
A young couple were returning from Spain and were taken to the airport by friends and were given a parrot and a skunk as a parting gift.
Obviously they realised that they could not simply bring these animals into the UK in their luggage so the man suggested that he puts the parrot in his blazer top pocket. The coloured feathers would look like a hankerchief.
He suggested that his wife secreted the skunk in her knickers.
"But what about the smell", she asked.
"Look, if it dies it dies" her man retorted.
Have a nice day all.
Obviously they realised that they could not simply bring these animals into the UK in their luggage so the man suggested that he puts the parrot in his blazer top pocket. The coloured feathers would look like a hankerchief.
He suggested that his wife secreted the skunk in her knickers.
"But what about the smell", she asked.
"Look, if it dies it dies" her man retorted.
Have a nice day all.
Sex God
Quote by kentswingers777
I have more issue going through the metal detectors!
You seriously do not want to know what's in my luggage! I am incapable of travelling light! :mrgreen:
And you really don't want the story about Turin airport with my parents and my brother! In fact, I think it may be a breach of the AUP to tell you!
Oh please do tell.....pretty please.
Nah... like I said, you really don't want to know the contents of my luggage!
I used to be a party planner for Ann Summers and as my car was being serviced that day I had to get a train to see a customer. I had all the best bits and bobs in a briefcase. It was not long after 7/7 attacks and police were doing routine bag searches.
Imagine my horror when they picked on me to check my briefcase
Imagine my horror when they picked on me to check my briefcase
