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Whats Long and hard with a big round end?

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10 Mar 2005

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9 Mar 2005

A pendulum

10 Mar 2005

The M25?????
A Cucumber?????
Your TV remote?????
Your iron?????
Your ironing board????? ( can u tell my jobs for today?)
Your sofa?????
Your car????? (shake that ass)
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10 Mar 2005

A wizard's staff.

10 Mar 2005

A submarine?
No, that's long, hard and full of seamen...

10 Mar 2005

Quote by flapjackboy
A submarine?
No, that's long, hard and full of seamen...

Which is why a submarine is dramatically unlike a penis.

10 Mar 2005

A match stick?
A torch?
A frozen high jumper?

10 Mar 2005

Quote by skegnessswingers
A skinhead in bell-bottom trousers?

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