got house keys front n back,
my mums house,
shop keys,
shed key,
a skull n crosbone keyring,
an old cock ring, honestly
all on a big huge chain.
so i dont lose them........that much.
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What's on your key ring?????
Sex God
on mine is.............
2 bottle openers for opeing girl alcopops
house key
work keys main door - 2
work safe key.
work server key
car key
2 keyring jobbie things
thats it
2 bottle openers for opeing girl alcopops
house key
work keys main door - 2
work safe key.
work server key
car key
2 keyring jobbie things
thats it
Be afraid........ be very afraid.......................
Today...... I have the Landrover keys..... complete with......
Small pen knife ..... for opening bales of hay and feed bags....
Small key.... i have no idea what its for... maybe find out one day.... lol
Gate key
Ignition key
Landrover key fob....
The scary thing about this is....... i take up all the road when driving this.... and the lanes around me are narrow enough....... lol
Mmmmmmmmmmmmm..... tourist scaring....... my favourite hobby...... lol...... !!!!!
equi-princess xxx
Today...... I have the Landrover keys..... complete with......
Small pen knife ..... for opening bales of hay and feed bags....
Small key.... i have no idea what its for... maybe find out one day.... lol
Gate key
Ignition key
Landrover key fob....
The scary thing about this is....... i take up all the road when driving this.... and the lanes around me are narrow enough....... lol
Mmmmmmmmmmmmm..... tourist scaring....... my favourite hobby...... lol...... !!!!!
equi-princess xxx
Quote by equi-princess
Be afraid........ be very afraid.......................
Today...... I have the Landrover keys..... complete with......
Small pen knife ..... for opening bales of hay and feed bags....
Small key.... i have no idea what its for... maybe find out one day.... lol
Gate key
Ignition key
Landrover key fob....
The scary thing about this is....... i take up all the road when driving this.... and the lanes around me are narrow enough....... lol
Mmmmmmmmmmmmm..... tourist scaring....... my favourite hobby...... lol...... !!!!!
equi-princess xxx
You mean you don't have one of those mini washing machines on your keyring??
How do you keep your jodhpurs sparkling white, Sparkle!!!
Hmmm....... just found an article that might interest you Equi ........
An extract from Lady-Sonia…
I waited in the stable yard as the brand new Range Rover pulling the large black horsebox approached through the gate and down the long private driveway… I was looking forward to a long hard afternoon ride and as a couple of stable boys hurried past me leading Ladies who had just returned on horses towards the main stable building I gave them both a VERY stern look to let them know that they did NOT have my permission to allow their eyes to fall upon my brand new skin-tight white dressage jodhpurs and my highly polished black knee length spike heeled riding boots…
The fact that I was wearing a thin white cotton dressage blouse with a plunging neckline together with a half-cup platform bra, which thrusted my jutting breasts, and fully erect nipples into the thin almost see-through material could have proved even more of a distraction to any ill disciplined males but as I just tapped my long thin crop against the soft leather of my spike heeled riding boot menacingly the stable boys knew that I was watching them very closely…
Theres more where this came from .....
Sex God
Quote by equi-princess
Evidently, the choice of key fob or key ring you choose to hang your keys from says an awful lot about you......and your character....
What's on your key ring??????? besides your keys........ lol
Mine is a Little Miss Naughty one... saying Born To Be Wild....... lol
equi-princess xxx
I have two. One is a metal key ring from Eygpt and a bacardi metal tag that I got from a piss up with a Bacardi rep, about 18 years ago!
I cant throw it away although its battered and worn....it was the muther of all hangovers!
S
Quote by dambuster
Be afraid........ be very afraid.......................
Small pen knife ..... for opening bales of hay and feed bags....
equi-princess xxx
And does your small pen-knife have one of thise little spikey things for getting boy scouts out of horses hooves ??
Do you need to ask????? of course.... and i use it every day..... bloody right to roamers..... lol
equi-princess xxx
Quote by Wishmaster
Be afraid........ be very afraid.......................
Today...... I have the Landrover keys..... complete with......
Small pen knife ..... for opening bales of hay and feed bags....
Small key.... i have no idea what its for... maybe find out one day.... lol
Gate key
Ignition key
Landrover key fob....
The scary thing about this is....... i take up all the road when driving this.... and the lanes around me are narrow enough....... lol
Mmmmmmmmmmmmm..... tourist scaring....... my favourite hobby...... lol...... !!!!!
equi-princess xxx
You mean you don't have one of those mini washing machines on your keyring??
How do you keep your jodhpurs sparkling white, Sparkle!!!
Hmmm....... just found an article that might interest you Equi ........
An extract from Lady-Sonia…
I waited in the stable yard as the brand new Range Rover pulling the large black horsebox approached through the gate and down the long private driveway… I was looking forward to a long hard afternoon ride and as a couple of stable boys hurried past me leading Ladies who had just returned on horses towards the main stable building I gave them both a VERY stern look to let them know that they did NOT have my permission to allow their eyes to fall upon my brand new skin-tight white dressage jodhpurs and my highly polished black knee length spike heeled riding boots…
The fact that I was wearing a thin white cotton dressage blouse with a plunging neckline together with a half-cup platform bra, which thrusted my jutting breasts, and fully erect nipples into the thin almost see-through material could have proved even more of a distraction to any ill disciplined males but as I just tapped my long thin crop against the soft leather of my spike heeled riding boot menacingly the stable boys knew that I was watching them very closely…
Theres more where this came from .....
Oh fgs...... i am working this morning.... and supposed to be concentrating on books and stuff....... and you place that article on my desk....... lol
I presume you're sending me the rest of it are you?????? and btw....... i don't do Dressage..... lol
equi-princess xxx
Quote by equi-princess
Be afraid........ be very afraid.......................
Today...... I have the Landrover keys..... complete with......
Small pen knife ..... for opening bales of hay and feed bags....
Small key.... i have no idea what its for... maybe find out one day.... lol
Gate key
Ignition key
Landrover key fob....
The scary thing about this is....... i take up all the road when driving this.... and the lanes around me are narrow enough....... lol
Mmmmmmmmmmmmm..... tourist scaring....... my favourite hobby...... lol...... !!!!!
equi-princess xxx
You mean you don't have one of those mini washing machines on your keyring??
How do you keep your jodhpurs sparkling white, Sparkle!!!
Hmmm....... just found an article that might interest you Equi ........
An extract from Lady-Sonia…
I waited in the stable yard as the brand new Range Rover pulling the large black horsebox approached through the gate and down the long private driveway… I was looking forward to a long hard afternoon ride and as a couple of stable boys hurried past me leading Ladies who had just returned on horses towards the main stable building I gave them both a VERY stern look to let them know that they did NOT have my permission to allow their eyes to fall upon my brand new skin-tight white dressage jodhpurs and my highly polished black knee length spike heeled riding boots…
The fact that I was wearing a thin white cotton dressage blouse with a plunging neckline together with a half-cup platform bra, which thrusted my jutting breasts, and fully erect nipples into the thin almost see-through material could have proved even more of a distraction to any ill disciplined males but as I just tapped my long thin crop against the soft leather of my spike heeled riding boot menacingly the stable boys knew that I was watching them very closely…
Theres more where this came from .....
Oh fgs...... i am working this morning.... and supposed to be concentrating on books and stuff....... and you place that article on my desk....... lol
I presume you're sending me the rest of it are you?????? and btw....... i don't do Dressage..... lol
equi-princess xxx
Ok then Sparkle............. do you do 'UN-dressage'???
:shock: :evil: :shock: :evil: 
:evil: :shock: :evil: :shock: :evil: Quote by Wishmaster
Be afraid........ be very afraid.......................
Today...... I have the Landrover keys..... complete with......
Small pen knife ..... for opening bales of hay and feed bags....
Small key.... i have no idea what its for... maybe find out one day.... lol
Gate key
Ignition key
Landrover key fob....
The scary thing about this is....... i take up all the road when driving this.... and the lanes around me are narrow enough....... lol
Mmmmmmmmmmmmm..... tourist scaring....... my favourite hobby...... lol...... !!!!!
equi-princess xxx
You mean you don't have one of those mini washing machines on your keyring??
How do you keep your jodhpurs sparkling white, Sparkle!!!
Hmmm....... just found an article that might interest you Equi ........
An extract from Lady-Sonia…
I waited in the stable yard as the brand new Range Rover pulling the large black horsebox approached through the gate and down the long private driveway… I was looking forward to a long hard afternoon ride and as a couple of stable boys hurried past me leading Ladies who had just returned on horses towards the main stable building I gave them both a VERY stern look to let them know that they did NOT have my permission to allow their eyes to fall upon my brand new skin-tight white dressage jodhpurs and my highly polished black knee length spike heeled riding boots…
The fact that I was wearing a thin white cotton dressage blouse with a plunging neckline together with a half-cup platform bra, which thrusted my jutting breasts, and fully erect nipples into the thin almost see-through material could have proved even more of a distraction to any ill disciplined males but as I just tapped my long thin crop against the soft leather of my spike heeled riding boot menacingly the stable boys knew that I was watching them very closely…
Theres more where this came from .....
Oh fgs...... i am working this morning.... and supposed to be concentrating on books and stuff....... and you place that article on my desk....... lol
I presume you're sending me the rest of it are you?????? and btw....... i don't do Dressage..... lol
equi-princess xxx
Ok then Sparkle............. do you do 'UN-dressage'???
:shock: :evil: :shock: :evil: :evil: :shock: :evil: :shock: :evil:Only to Olympic standards........ lol
equi-princess xxx
Warming the Bed
Nothing but keys on ours, but got me thinking a few years back caught a glimpse of our next door neighbours key and they had a swingers badge on theirs,got me thinking!
