Whats the best insult you have ever had?

6 May 2007

A certain fiery one, once told me I was quite good looking in the dark rolleyes

6 May 2007

think one of the worst i had was while playing poker in my local a few years ago (& doing very well biggrin

)
"you have a very good poker face you are gormless all the time!!!!!!!!"
i enjoyed taking the money even more after that :D

6 May 2007

Quote by tweeky
A long time ago when I was very skinny I could get into size 26 jeans my best mates parents would always say to me "I bet you have to run round in the shower to get wet"

Please rephrase that to read 26" jeans! :shock:
lol

I had to think about that one for a while hmm not sure what you mean exactly? Now I am a size 48 then i was size 26, I dont get it :lol2:
The term "size 26" would make more sense in ladies clothing terms- 26" waist makes more sense if youre a guy. A ladies size 26 would be many things, but not skinny! wink

Someone please tell me im making sense!

6 May 2007

Quote by winchwench
A long time ago when I was very skinny I could get into size 26 jeans my best mates parents would always say to me "I bet you have to run round in the shower to get wet"

Please rephrase that to read 26" jeans! :shock:
lol

I had to think about that one for a while hmm not sure what you mean exactly? Now I am a size 48 then i was size 26, I dont get it :lol2:
The term "size 26" would make more sense in ladies clothing terms- 26" waist makes more sense if youre a guy. A ladies size 26 would be many things, but not skinny! wink

Someone please tell me im making sense!
Yes winchy it makes perfect sense !! :wink:
To expand for the confused - imagine a size 10 dress then a size 26 dress - without the "(inches) put in the text it could look like a dress size and not a waist measurement :D

6 May 2007

Quote by tina1
mine wasnt an insult really but was at local pub last week and local tosspot came up and said hi but talking to my chest, I told him if he came back in 2 weeks I would learn them to talk

how long ago was that :lol:
well its proving harder than I thought :lol:
you need more practise :lol:

6 May 2007

Quote by markz
mine wasnt an insult really but was at local pub last week and local tosspot came up and said hi but talking to my chest, I told him if he came back in 2 weeks I would learn them to talk

how long ago was that :lol:
well its proving harder than I thought :lol:
Markz Wrote: you need more practise :lol:
See, tit's can talk rolleyes

(or at least type)

6 May 2007

Not that long ago we were looking at old photos when I said to Ian, "You used to be attractive" :lol2: :lol2:
One of my other recent ones came about when we were talking about swinging and I came out with, "I've never picked my men for their looks anyway". Ian wasn't amused then either redface

7 May 2007

Quote by winchwench
A long time ago when I was very skinny I could get into size 26 jeans my best mates parents would always say to me "I bet you have to run round in the shower to get wet"

Please rephrase that to read 26" jeans! :shock:
lol

I had to think about that one for a while hmm not sure what you mean exactly? Now I am a size 48 then i was size 26, I dont get it :lol2:
The term "size 26" would make more sense in ladies clothing terms- 26" waist makes more sense if youre a guy. A ladies size 26 would be many things, but not skinny! wink

Someone please tell me im making sense!
Never mind :lol2:
*makes mental note to keep jokes more simple

7 May 2007

Today i spent 6 hours cleaning the yard at work. I threw away 15 skip loads of rubbish that had been lying in the sun and rain for weeks. It was disgusting work and the smell was appalling. When i finally got the chance to come home my manager walked right up to me and sprayed my tshirt with febreeze. Simple but beautifully done.