Crusty is fine, as long as cut off the heel first *ouch*
Don't cucumbers disintegrate if you're too vigourous?
Nothing surprising in here... was hoping to c csomething really outrageous! The bendy candle was funny though!
I'm waiting for somone to admit to trying the vacuum cleaner one. Suction at 10!
Seen a girl use the pointed bed post at foot of the bed.
pointed?? :shock:
did her alter-ego tell her she's a kebab?? :shock:
Bannister end poles are also supposedly a favourite but luckily they tend to be rounded
The trick, apparently, is to use a harness
really...., interesting... you have pics?lol
lol... gutted huh.... ui insutton coldfield?
An old g/f of mine used to enjoy the pleasures of a wooden toilet roll holder when alone in the bathroom.
I recall seeing a TV program some time ago about an “artist†who was doing a “piece†involving candles. It appears that the chap would approach a likely looking lass, and explain the concept behind his work before asking the lass to help with the project.
The project involved inserting a candle into the volunteer, digitally stimulating her to orgasm, whereupon the heat of the body plus the writhing and muscular contractions would distort the candle. The distorted candle was then displayed as part of his masterpiece.
Nice work if you can get it……
and it was just about OK, but nothing special. 
and no it wasn't an automatic. 
.......... I never had any home made pastries when invited for dinner. 
