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what's the deal with sex cinemas
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Quote by boytoy20
i've heard things about sex cinemas but i'm not really sure what actually happens there
I think there's a clue there somewhere
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Sex God
Quote by boytoy20
i've heard things about sex cinemas but i'm not really sure what actually happens there
turn up, watch some smut, bash your chap and leave, doesn't get any more complicated than that really, unless your planning on trying to drink an orange kia-ora and eat a bucket of pop corn like you do in a regular cinema at the same time cos that just gets messy.
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Well they turn the lights out.................. and they they watch the film 
Sex God
Quote by davej
i've heard things about sex cinemas but i'm not really sure what actually happens there
turn up, watch some smut, bash your chap and leave, doesn't get any more complicated than that really, unless your planning on trying to drink an orange kia-ora and eat a bucket of pop corn like you do in a regular cinema at the same time cos that just gets messy.
Have I ever told you about that date with a guy, the cinema and a box of popcorn that opened at the bottom? :shock:
Gem,x
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Quote by janeandwill
Does the ice cream lady come round?
yes there is a big demand for tub ice cream, strange thing is they scoop the ice cream out and just sell the empty tubs, even stranger they still include the wooden spoon :shock:
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I have visited one in London and another in Birmingham.
They are dark manky looking places, with large clouds of cigarette smoke permanently looming inside them, full of blokes, mainly old in dodgy raincoats, wanking off or wanking each other off. I have never seen a woman in one of these places and certainly wouldn't dream of taking a woman to such a place.
The one at Birmingham did have a good stripper though who lasted two songs between films.
Pound for pound given a choice of the cinema or a striptease pub or a naturist type health spa (and all the above places are within a 25 minute walk from Kings Cross, the health spa wins hands down in my opinion every time.
They are dark manky looking places, with large clouds of cigarette smoke permanently looming inside them, full of blokes, mainly old in dodgy raincoats, wanking off or wanking each other off. I have never seen a woman in one of these places and certainly wouldn't dream of taking a woman to such a place.
The one at Birmingham did have a good stripper though who lasted two songs between films.
Pound for pound given a choice of the cinema or a striptease pub or a naturist type health spa (and all the above places are within a 25 minute walk from Kings Cross, the health spa wins hands down in my opinion every time.
Sex God
Quote by davej
Does the ice cream lady come round?
yes there is a big demand for tub ice cream, strange thing is they scoop the ice cream out and just sell the empty tubs, even stranger they still include the wooden spoon :shock:
Nasty! <puke>
I've been to the one on Oxford Rd in Manchester and the thought of someone the sleezy greasy blokes in there with a tub and a spoon puts me off cinemas for life, sex ones or otherwise! :scared: Yuk!
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Casanova
Quote by little gem
I've been to the one on Oxford Rd in Manchester
Believe it or not, but go back some 7 or 8 years or more, and that one was a hot spot for evening HETERO activity! :shock:
In fact, if I had a time machine I'd love to go back to the pre-home-video and pre-swingers-clubs days where the only place a couple could go to see a porno movie was the sex cinema. There used to be some right action back in those days. Porno cinemas were about the only "public" places where swingers could go and have some fun.
