Whats the horniest profession?? Yes by yet another new guy!

2 Aug 2004

Hello all,
im yet another new guy to this site been on and off here for about amonth not really said hi to many but im trying lol (Can be very trying sometimes lol ) cool

Anyway i would like to know what people on here think is the horniest profession?
From my experience over the past year ive found teachers to be the horniest and most dirty perhaps its because there locked in classrooms without adults most of the day and can't wait to be let loose!!
I thought it may of just been the 1 that was wild but after playing with 4 after hours its got to be the profession.
Oh i don't mean at the same time lol
Does anyone know of any other thats hornier???
Please tell!!!!
Enjoy All!!!
J

2 Aug 2004

ceramic tilers, i can guarantee are not only the best lovers but by far the horniest , honest and caring
oh yeah 20 quid a square yard if your interested lol

lol

2 Aug 2004

and :welcome:
Well for me the horniest proffesion has tp be firefighters,back to uniforms again,mmmmmmmmmmmmm :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Clare,xxx
wink

2 Aug 2004

I agree with Clare ....certainly not a glamourous job but those firefighters are a sexy lot indeed smile

I think I'd be tempted to say dancers & strippers as well .................

2 Aug 2004

Quote by Calista
I think I'd be tempted to say dancers & strippers as well .................

The females,yes,male dancers and strippers do nothing for me,im not really into all the muscles myself
Clare,xxx
wink

2 Aug 2004

tell you what youll come round to tilers sooner or later we do it on the floor up against the wall, all day every day !! experts at filling cracks we can even lay one on top of another, get real dirty by the end of the day and only stop for coffee

2 Aug 2004

Quote by redshiftnights
From my experience over the past year ive found teachers to be the horniest and most dirty perhaps its because there locked in classrooms without adults most of the day and can't wait to be let loose!!
J

Welcome J. :welcome:
Well that explains a lot. I could never understand why I was always so horny but of course, it's being locked in a room all day (alright, half a day) with all those adolescents full of testosterone. With all those hormones buzzing around, we don't stand a chance.
:jagsatwork:
Rich

2 Aug 2004

Quote by clarensteve

I think I'd be tempted to say dancers & strippers as well .................

The females,yes,male dancers and strippers do nothing for me,im not really into all the muscles myself
Clare,xxx
wink

Mental note: Thats ok then, you do stand a chance :twisted:

2 Aug 2004

Quote by clarensteve
The females,yes,male dancers and strippers do nothing for me,im not really into all the muscles myself

Thank the Lord!! I am not alone! Blokes that shave and oil to show off excessive muscle are just not my bag, baby.
It's ok to have muscles because of what you do... digging a road or doing the garden at home, but to go to a gym and pump iron... that kind of over inflated pec & bicep? No ta!

2 Aug 2004

Quote by Vix

The females,yes,male dancers and strippers do nothing for me,im not really into all the muscles myself

Thank the Lord!! I am not alone! Blokes that shave and oil to show off excessive muscle are just not my bag, baby.
It's ok to have muscles because of what you do... digging a road or doing the garden at home, but to go to a gym and pump iron... that kind of over inflated pec & bicep? No ta!
]Second mental note:Dont mention the gym!!

2 Aug 2004

Working nights regular, and seeing scantily clad women fresh from the nightclub, leaning into the chip/ice cream wells does it for me. It seems unnatural to be awake all night, and the thoughts make you go dizzy! It may not be the most sexiest of jobs, but the staff sure feel like nookie when they get home. And for anyone thinking we can screw all night, we are too busy and if we had the chance, and others knew about it the turnover of staff would not be a current issue!

2 Aug 2004

Quote by midlandsmale39
tell you what youll come round to tilers sooner or later we do it on the floor up against the wall, all day every day !! experts at filling cracks we can even lay one on top of another, get real dirty by the end of the day and only stop for coffee

Hey im a decorator and and can strip n fill anything don't like to overlap but love just to butt up to one another!!! rolleyes

once had a customer leave her rampant rabbit out, i aksed her if she would mind me stirring my pait with it lol redface

Enjoy!
J

2 Aug 2004

Yep have to agree with the girlies. Fire fighters are sooooooo sexy. Sad thing is I used to work in admin in a fire station when I was 18. Was so shy then would go bright crimson if one of them offered me a cup of tea. Oh how things would be different now... Sigh...

2 Aug 2004

Quote by Redbird
Yep have to agree with the girlies. Fire fighters are sooooooo sexy. Sad thing is I used to work in admin in a fire station when I was 18. Was so shy then would go bright crimson if one of them offered me a cup of tea. Oh how things would be different now... Sigh...

Somehow i don't think it was tea they were offering you lol

J x

2 Aug 2004

Fireman, yes, you cant help wondering how big their hoses are, but also anyone who wears a yellow, hard hat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Also any man in a job that necessitates him wearing a realy, nice well cut suite, very sexy.

2 Aug 2004

Quote by foxylady 123
Fireman, yes, you cant help wondering how big their hoses are, but also anyone who wears a yellow, hard hat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Also any man in a job that necessitates him wearing a realy, nice well cut suite, very sexy.

ill wear anything you like im easy lol wink

2 Aug 2004

ooooooo monday morning and heres red thinking of hot firemen dripping with sweat gripping their hoses.....phew
:twisted:
the horniest ive met has to police men....... wink

2 Aug 2004

RED!! Behave!! Or I might have to come round and give you a stiff talking to!! :twisted:
Honest Mal
2/10
wink

2 Aug 2004

Quote by mal609
RED!! Behave!! Or I might have to come round and give you a stiff talking to!! :twisted:
Honest Mal
2/10

:thrilled:
ooooo was that a promise ........talking mmmm is that what they call it nowadays
ok kettle on
waiting :wink:

2 Aug 2004

Quote by redstilletto
RED!! Behave!! Or I might have to come round and give you a stiff talking to!! :twisted:
Honest Mal
2/10

:thrilled:
ooooo was that a promise ........talking mmmm is that what they call it nowadays
ok kettle on
waiting :wink:
Directions? Engine's running!! :twisted:

2 Aug 2004

Enjoy!
J
they dont know what they are missing do they mate, i mean a fireman sits on his arse all day then is good for a quick twenty mins with his hose, 12 hours on the job is nothing ot the building trade, come on girls we aint glamorous but we'd wear you lot out no problems

2 Aug 2004

:welcome: Redshiftnights!
About time you stopped lurking in the bushes and joined us here!
I think nurses are a randy lot. It must be the job. Close proximity to illness and death must make them want to have sex. Some of the best sex I had was with a nurse...and the stories I've heard about what go's on between staff!
For me though I get turned on by secretaries and office girls. I like a well dressed woman in a suit and stillettos. A lot of things go on in the office too by all accounts.

2 Aug 2004

LC I think you are right about nurses. I married one and I think it's because they see naked bodies all day and peoples' bits don't really phase them. In fact I do believe (unless she's winding me up) that a test in unconscious men for brain activity is to play with the old man and see if there's any reaction. poke

I remember once we had a booze cruise up the River Avon and a group of teenage lads on the bank started flashing their asses trying to shock everybody on the boat.
:moon: :moon: :moon:
Well the replies that they got, from a boatful of nurses, men and women, some gay, meant they stayed about 30 seconds and then cycled off on their bikes.
Yep, nurses do it for me. :inlove:
Rich

2 Aug 2004

Quote by Lovecommando
:welcome: Redshiftnights!
About time you stopped lurking in the bushes and joined us here!
I think nurses are a randy lot. It must be the job. Close proximity to illness and death must make them want to have sex. Some of the best sex I had was with a nurse...and the stories I've heard about what go's on between staff!
For me though I get turned on by secretaries and office girls. I like a well dressed woman in a suit and stillettos. A lot of things go on in the office too by all accounts.

Don't think ive ever lurked in a bush well not the one's with leaves on em!!
Only havd one nurse todate but does knows whats round the corner! cool

As for secretaries oh yes mrs they don't have to beg me i aim to please wink

2 Aug 2004

Well i guess nurses are pretty sexy...I have to say that as I am 1 wink

But personally I have a thing about policemen...it may be the truncheon or handcuffs lol who know's but imo they beat firemen hands down biggrin

2 Aug 2004

Quote by girlyspur
Well i guess nurses are pretty sexy...I have to say that as I am 1
But personally I have a thing about policemen...it may be the truncheon or handcuffs lol who know's but imo they beat firemen hands down

Hi Girlspur'
You should try a decorator!
Ive got plenty of rollers to go round 7" 9" 12" lol lucky me lucky you hehehee cool

And don't get me started on me brushes!!!
Enjoy J x

2 Aug 2004

i know a few builders and have to agree they are a randy lot
but i still like a uniform or a suit always looks so smart and sexy
:evil2:

2 Aug 2004

I like builders, decoraters, plasterers anything like that really..... engineers who work hands on too..... mmmmm...... love the rough and ready look!
biggrin

5 Aug 2004

So Do i look rough n ready then!!! cool

5 Aug 2004

Hehehehe...... you look just my type! biggrin