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What's the male equivalent of "Camel's toe"?

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I've been giving this a bit of thought (well for the last 30 secs as I type) :grin:
I haven't come up with an answer yet (too busy typing) dunno but I'm working on it though! :grin:
At the moment I'm :undecided: Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm.........................(scratching head)
Anyone got any suggestions? I think we should let Kaz be the judge of this.
innocent :whistling:
Or even,,,,, the equivalent to the beetle bonnet
Quote by flapjackboy
Elephant's trunk? dunno

Cue Dambuster!! confused :? :? :?
Quote by flapjackboy
Elephant's trunk? dunno

That's a good 'un lol :lol:
I wonder what the girls will come up with? Giraffe leg? :P
:uhoh: bolt
The mutts nuts???
kind of on topic if found a site selling replicas of animals penises
Horse

The original rabbit

didnt come across any elephants or giraffes unfortunately
Quote by Captain-dogger
i found a site selling replicas of animals penises

Why would you be looking for that???? confused :? :? :? :? :? dunno :dunno: :dunno:
Quote by EagerSlut

Anyone got any suggestions?

Squirrel cheeks?
:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
Brilliant Ice
Jas
XXX
Quote by Ice Pie

Anyone got any suggestions?

Squirrel cheeks?

Damn! I was thinking of Chipmonk cheeks as I was scrolling down! Beat me to it.
Jeez, you gotta get up early in the morning to beat the Ice - !!
Quote by westerross
Jeez, you gotta get up early in the morning to beat the Ice - !!

Erm, was that Welsh time, Tune? lol It was here in England!
I agree, brilliant, Ice. :lol:
Quote by MikeNorth

Jeez, you gotta get up early in the morning to beat the Ice - !!

Erm, was that Welsh time, Tune? lol It was here in England!

Errm - my guilty secret - I know I'm out of sync but I remember when I joined there being a real hoohah about the SH Clock - I know there is a solution but I've never had the courage to ask, 'cos I'd get flamed! redface
Thank you for this opportunity to come out on this guilty secret, Mike! (A bit of 'sincere' contrition always works dunnit?)
Will someone tell me what I've got to do?
Quote by Ice Pie

Anyone got any suggestions?

Squirrel cheeks?

that is nasty rotflmao
Quote by naughtynymphos1

Anyone got any suggestions?

Squirrel cheeks?

that is nasty rotflmao
It might be nasty but its bloody funny :rotflmao:
Oh my god eager,
:shock: :giggle: :giggle:
I love it,
can we have a competition, can we, can we lol :lol: :lol:
Post your own piccies and suggestion of a name.
I'll need some willing volunteers to help me decide wink :wink:
Ice your so bl**dy funny, how on earth did you come out with that at that time of the morning, :lol: :lol: :lol: have you got a set to enter......love the name :wink:
Entry to the competion by Monday 29th rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: all entries will be carefully studied :wink:
Quote by Ice Pie

Anyone got any suggestions?

Squirrel cheeks?

Absolutely priceless hehehe
Quote by Ice Pie
Squirrel cheeks?

This man is my hero worship :worship: :worship: he really is just wonderful :lol2: :worship:
Awww and squirrel cheeks suits him to a tee cool rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
I wanna hear him sing :bounce:
Quote by MISSCHIEF
Squirrel cheeks?

This man is my hero worship :worship: :worship: he really is just wonderful :lol2: :worship:
Awww and squirrel cheeks suits him to a tee cool rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
I wanna hear him sing :bounce:
I am getting seriously worried about Misschief . Goldfish in light fittings and now fat Elvis fetishes and squirrel cheeks..... Someone call the the man with the van .. she needs 24/7 round the clock care.... poor luv.... hehehe
Quote by Ice Pie

Anyone got any suggestions?

Squirrel cheeks?

its" Fat Bastard " " I want yous in mar Belly ......Gim me mar baby back ribs mmmm "
Quote by WhyTheHellNot!!!!!!

Anyone got any suggestions?

Squirrel cheeks?

its" Fat Bastard " " I want yous in mar Belly ......Gim me mar baby back ribs mmmm "
can u say that again in english please?
A bit off track but check this out rotflmao
Quote by johneboy
A bit off track but check this out rotflmao

that real funny !!!!!
Quote by Sgt Bilko
i found a site selling replicas of animals penises

Why would you be looking for that???? confused :? :? :? :? :? dunno :dunno: :dunno:
Your the one that told me about the bloody site the other day remember sarg lol
Quote by flapjackboy
Elephant's trunk? dunno

is that wishfull thinking flapjack or are you a guy who can really blow his
own trumpet. rotflmao
sierra x x
Quote by EagerSlut
Elephant's trunk? dunno

That's a good 'un lol :lol:
I wonder what the girls will come up with? Giraffe leg? :P
:uhoh: bolt

now now eager, if its that long and spotty you need to see a doctor love :eeek:
sierra x x
Bloody painful confused:
or on the animal line
Hamster haunches...
I have removed two posts ( and the accompanying picture ) which was beginning to become offensive to one of our long standing regular members. That particular form of humour is not allowed here so let's not have any more.
rolleyes :roll:
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I have removed two posts ( and the accompanying picture ) which was beginning to become offensive to one of our long standing regular members. That particular form of humour is not allowed here so let's not have any more.
rolleyes :roll:

Does that mean I have to be nice to Postie from now on aswell? dunno
I'm not the gulity party by the way
I guess if I was trying to explain the look to Stevie Wonder I might describe it as looking like a croaking Bullfrog wrapped in a handkerchief, so for me the guy has 'Bullfrogged' dunno
Quote by EagerSlut
I've been giving this a bit of thought (well for the last 30 secs as I type) :grin:
I haven't come up with an answer yet (too busy typing) dunno but I'm working on it though! :grin:
At the moment I'm :undecided: Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm.........................(scratching head)
Anyone got any suggestions? I think we should let Kaz be the judge of this.
innocent :whistling:

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