the amount of people who register on here one day then complain because on their first night a group of 5 nubile virgins didnt arrive on their doorstep. why are people always rushing/ pushing?
im having to wait 28 days for my new trainers to arrive......its only nice to wait patiently.
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whats the rush.....
Quote by lancyuk
the amount of people who register on here one day then complain because on their first night a group of 5 nubile virgins didnt arrive on their doorstep. why are people always rushing/ pushing?
im having to wait 28 days for my new trainers to arrive......its only nice to wait patiently.
Not everyone sees it that way...... they think... oh i've registered... so women will just throw themselves into my bed......... lol
Then.... they wake up and smell the coffee...... swinging is based on trust, honesty and respect for the other person... and that can only be acummulated in time... not a quick 5 minutes.....
equi-princess xxx
Quote by equi-princess
the amount of people who register on here one day then complain because on their first night a group of 5 nubile virgins didnt arrive on their doorstep. why are people always rushing/ pushing?
im having to wait 28 days for my new trainers to arrive......its only nice to wait patiently.
Not everyone sees it that way...... they think... oh i've registered... so women will just throw themselves into my bed......... lol
Then.... they wake up and smell the coffee...... swinging is based on trust, honesty and respect for the other person... and that can only be acummulated in time... not a quick 5 minutes.....
equi-princess xxx
And then when you come out of your shell they cut your balls off!!
Quote by icklesausage
the rush is:---- their sacks are filling rapidly, due to overactive hormones, and if something is not done very soon, then they will explode in a fountain of salty liquid.
Wanking to get by springs to mind, it aint all that but it does the job temporarily .
now, this is true, and yes, the sitting on your right hand till it goes numb, then you can imagine it's somebody else does work, but, when you look down at it, and think...."i'm not touching that", you really need to find a different method..oh and it stops the hairy palm syndrome. :shock:
Quote by lancyukToo it me or has there been quite a few join,hardly include any information about themselves and when no instant action is found they turn hostile?Either they had unrealistic goals to begin with or they go through life with s*** in their eyes
the amount of people who register on here one day then complain because on their first night a group of 5 nubile virgins didnt arrive on their doorstep. why are people always rushing/ pushing?
im having to wait 28 days for my new trainers to arrive......its only nice to wait patiently.
Quote by Tanis105
the amount of people who register on here one day then complain because on their first night a group of 5 nubile virgins didnt arrive on their doorstep. why are people always rushing/ pushing?
im having to wait 28 days for my new trainers to arrive......its only nice to wait patiently.
Not everyone sees it that way...... they think... oh i've registered... so women will just throw themselves into my bed......... lol
Then.... they wake up and smell the coffee...... swinging is based on trust, honesty and respect for the other person... and that can only be acummulated in time... not a quick 5 minutes.....
equi-princess xxx
And then when you come out of your shell they cut your balls off!!
Tell tale tit. wait while you go back into the chat room, you can wave tatar to ur dick :grin:
sierra x x
Quote by teppic
, the . .. sitting on your right hand till it goes numb, then you can imagine it's somebody else does work, but, when you look down at it, and think...."i'm not touching that", you really need to find a different method..oh and it stops the hairy palm syndrome. :shock:
Just add a tin of cold baked beans to a large tub of Tufanega, and away ya go.
If you want variety, or to be unfaithful; substitute Mexican chilli beans for the baked, or even add a little sweet corn.
Failing that, catch a hamster. Just make sure you have plenty of clingfilm.
Quote by dambuster
, the . .. sitting on your right hand till it goes numb, then you can imagine it's somebody else does work, but, when you look down at it, and think...."i'm not touching that", you really need to find a different method..oh and it stops the hairy palm syndrome. :shock:
Just add a tin of cold baked beans to a large tub of Tufanega, and away ya go.
If you want variety, or to be unfaithful; substitute Mexican chilli beans for the baked, or even add a little sweet corn.
Failing that, catch a hamster. Just make sure you have plenty of clingfilm.
your not well, are you dam!!!!!! :shock:
:Quote by icklesausage
the rush is:---- their sacks are filling rapidly, due to overactive hormones, and if something is not done very soon, then they will explode in a fountain of salty liquid.
Wanking to get by springs to mind, it aint all that but it does the job temporarily .
Obviously not doing it right ;) Not saying sex is not great, but some amazing moments have been mine alone...
Warming the Bed
Obviously these folk have not tried rubbing gently with acetone peroxide as in all the best instruction manuals
Quote by lancyuk
acetone......i think i saw that on CSI once, its the acidy stuff that peeled the paint off his bonnet.
also used by beauty people and hairdressers......not sure how it would help in this scenario tho.
It would distract said single guy from his sexual needs for a good few months. Like chemical abstinence.
Casanova
Quote by teppic
the rush is:---- their sacks are filling rapidly, due to overactive hormones, and if something is not done very soon, then they will explode in a fountain of salty liquid.
Wanking to get by springs to mind, it aint all that but it does the job temporarily .
now, this is true, and yes, the sitting on your right hand till it goes numb, then you can imagine it's somebody else does work, but, when you look down at it, and think...."i'm not touching that", you really need to find a different method..oh and it stops the hairy palm syndrome. :shock:
Then you could get some lipstick and draw some eyes....
Quote by bigDewi69
acetone......i think i saw that on CSI once, its the acidy stuff that peeled the paint off his bonnet.
also used by beauty people and hairdressers......not sure how it would help in this scenario tho.
It would distract said single guy from his sexual needs for a good few months. Like chemical abstinence.
OUCH....in the words of a famous cartoon.......WOWZERS!
