I had one last night about wheelie bins (?) and wanted to stick an axe in his head
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Master of Sex
Quote by funtimes3006
..............argument you've had with a neighbour??
I had one last night about wheelie bins (?) and wanted to stick an axe in his head
What a rubbish thread.
It was a joke - put that axe away!
Wheelie bins can be controversial, did he take yours or did you take his ?
Sex God
Quote by funtimes3006
..............argument you've had with a neighbour??
I had one last night about wheelie bins (?) and wanted to stick an axe in his head
I had one last night about an axe. I threw him in the wheely bin.
No seriously, he said where's your bin? I said I've been working. He said no, where's your wheely bin? I said I've weally been working.
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Sex God
I've always had a problem with wheelie bins. At one house a neighbour accused me (not to my face, she stuck a note on the gate 
), that I was putting my bin in the wrong place - even though the council told me I was right 
. Stupid cow, I just ignored her after that 
. At another house I kept getting my bin nicked and it kept turning up in all sorts of places - one time I found it in another street :shock: . At this house we have never had a bin and the council want to charge to give us one, but I won't pay so I just stick the bin bags in the back alley and cats tear them open :roll:
I hate bins
), that I was putting my bin in the wrong place - even though the council told me I was right . Stupid cow, I just ignored her after that . At another house I kept getting my bin nicked and it kept turning up in all sorts of places - one time I found it in another street :shock: . At this house we have never had a bin and the council want to charge to give us one, but I won't pay so I just stick the bin bags in the back alley and cats tear them open :roll: I hate bins
Quote by bluexxx
I've always had a problem with wheelie bins. At one house a neighbour accused me (not to my face, she stuck a note on the gate
I hate bins
every week our next door neighbour tries to steel our recycling wheeling bin (you have to go on a waiting list - otherwise you get a tiny plastic box - its supposed to hole 2 weeks of recycling!).... always trying to pretend that the bin men left it that way... but as noone else on my street has one (different colour) and obviously cant be bothered to ring up and wiat for one, its not hard to spot. Every week I just go and take it back. Its like a littel ritual now....
why are people so sad?
Sini
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:worship:There's one little man up the road............
annoys the arse off me he does.
Has a drive, AND a garage, and ONE car.
Parks on the street.
Kids play football occasionally when they come off the field, opposite his house near the entrance of the field. He pretends to phone the police, stands minimoking in the window at the kids, and generally makes himself look like a fool.
Put yer car in the garage mate or on the drive and then it's less likely to get 'hit' with the ball and then you may have grounds to complain. Suffice to say the kids have never hit the car with the ball and they are usually on the field anyway. Is it illegal for them to play ball games on the street? Can't remember the exact law but what a clot.
Cathy x
(btw no I don't have a car so maybe I am missing his whole point here??? S'only kids playing football innit? Done it for donkeys years.....)
annoys the arse off me he does.
Has a drive, AND a garage, and ONE car.
Parks on the street.
Kids play football occasionally when they come off the field, opposite his house near the entrance of the field. He pretends to phone the police, stands minimoking in the window at the kids, and generally makes himself look like a fool.
Put yer car in the garage mate or on the drive and then it's less likely to get 'hit' with the ball and then you may have grounds to complain. Suffice to say the kids have never hit the car with the ball and they are usually on the field anyway. Is it illegal for them to play ball games on the street? Can't remember the exact law but what a clot.
Cathy x
(btw no I don't have a car so maybe I am missing his whole point here??? S'only kids playing football innit? Done it for donkeys years.....)
Master of Sex
this was an arguement not with a neighbour but a room mate. a long time ago (i was 16)We where in the same barracks and had to clean every morning i wanted the bash broom and he had been using it for 10 minutes so i asked if i could have the broom.
No was the answer so we ended up fighting over it.
I did eventually get the broom but we both laughed about it later and realised how stupid we had both been. growing up haha simple really
No was the answer so we ended up fighting over it.
I did eventually get the broom but we both laughed about it later and realised how stupid we had both been. growing up haha simple really
Sex God
ooooh mine has to be parking - I paid for a driveway put in as the parking here is not good and the neighbours girlfriend seems to think that she is entitled to block me in, she doesn't even live there FFS
Really pisses me off that some people haven't got common courtesy or sense.
Really pisses me off that some people haven't got common courtesy or sense.
Sex God
i had not an arguemnt with a neighbour buyt....
I live on a main A road, that has yellow lines on so i cannot park my car on my road. My car had broken down and I dont have a garage, so i moved it in to a nearby street.
Admitatly it had sat there for about 1 month, as i couldnt affor to get fixed. The car was taxed and insured. Then after a month i had a ring on my doorbell from someone. Can you move your car, why I asked. he said it was outside HIS HOUSE and he COULD NOT park his car. i then replied yes but its ona public road, not illegally parked and its taxed and insured, i then went on to add how the hell did he find my adresss out.
So for the hell of it i left my car for 2 months and now at every opertunity park my car outside his house. People are protective of there car parking spaces.
grrrrrrrrrrrrr.
I live on a main A road, that has yellow lines on so i cannot park my car on my road. My car had broken down and I dont have a garage, so i moved it in to a nearby street.
Admitatly it had sat there for about 1 month, as i couldnt affor to get fixed. The car was taxed and insured. Then after a month i had a ring on my doorbell from someone. Can you move your car, why I asked. he said it was outside HIS HOUSE and he COULD NOT park his car. i then replied yes but its ona public road, not illegally parked and its taxed and insured, i then went on to add how the hell did he find my adresss out.
So for the hell of it i left my car for 2 months and now at every opertunity park my car outside his house. People are protective of there car parking spaces.
grrrrrrrrrrrrr.
had a big clear out once thus creating to much crap for my bin- i waited till everyone on the street put theirs out for the bin boys and then i proceeded to spread about 5 bags of my rubbish into other peoples bins (not hurting anyone right?) wrong.......one of my sad neighbours went to the trouble of taking the bag back out of her bin and placed it back in front of my place on the floor next to my bin.....sad fuckers what is that all about ...people drive me fucking insane
Orgasminator
Quote by MikeC
So for the hell of it i left my car for 2 months and now at every opertunity park my car outside his house. People are protective of there car parking spaces.
grrrrrrrrrrrrr.
Shame on you Mike!
Quote by O. K.
..............argument you've had with a neighbour??
I had one last night about wheelie bins (?) and wanted to stick an axe in his head
The fithy bitch next door to me was putting all her slurry in my bin, then denied it so I drilled the body and lid and put a lock and chain on it and locked it every time I left home and every night, she didn't like that. Ha Ha.!!!
