What''s The Worst Thing a Woman Can Say in Bed

22 Nov 2007

Ever had a woman say something and you couldn't believe she just said that?or vice hear it!

22 Nov 2007

Is it in

:? :?

22 Nov 2007

while swinging ....... to non partner .... ' i love you '

22 Nov 2007

mine is to him....
move!!........... Im gonna spew!

22 Nov 2007

"there's a crack in the ceiling" .... :shock:

22 Nov 2007

:sleeping: :sleeping: :sleeping: :sleeping:

22 Nov 2007

erm i have used 'get off i can do it better myself' once redface

Earthy xxx

22 Nov 2007

Is that it?
Pull me nighty down when yav finished and try not to wake me.
Hurry up will ya, Coronation Streets on.
FFS its like dangling a maggot in a bucket
FFS its like trying to play snooker with a piece of rope.

22 Nov 2007

Its kind of a standing joke that someone once said to TIm "Beige, I think I'll paint the ceiling beige"... lol

So I decided to use it on him one night while we were shagging...the result?
He decided to shag me harder to pay me back for the cooment :twisted:

22 Nov 2007

I've just redface

been told, it's "I'm sorry, I'm really windy tonight" surprised

ops:
I thought I was being polite!

22 Nov 2007

In doggy position " stop a sec or im gonna fart" redface

ops:

xj

22 Nov 2007

This book is getting boring .................... lol

22 Nov 2007

can you give me a lift to the clinic in the morning...... rolleyes

22 Nov 2007

think i will make sausage and mash for tmoras dinner :shock:
is it in yet redface

my ex used to make me come everytime rolleyes

get off ur squashing me confused

how was it for you cos it was shit for me evil

dek once said to me in bed after sex, " that was great catherine" mad

:x :x :x :x catherine bein his ex wifes name :cry:
he never said it again lol

23 Nov 2007

Personally, I've always felt people make too much fuss about crabs ............

23 Nov 2007

That ceiling needs painting?
:giggle:

23 Nov 2007

No.

23 Nov 2007

Your brothers name dunno

Your dads name :dunno:

23 Nov 2007

Using the wrong name
Ekk there is a spider up there lol

23 Nov 2007

NEXT!

23 Nov 2007

get out!

23 Nov 2007

I think I've just trod in cat sick!

23 Nov 2007

After my first ever bj, my then girl friend asked "have you got any optrex." blast

Never seen an eye water like that before lol

23 Nov 2007

being called another woman's name is mad

:x :x
although i admit i've called a boyfriend by an ex's name before redface

23 Nov 2007

Quote by Marya_Northeast
being called another woman's name is :x :x
although i admit i've called a boyfriend by an ex's name before

sure is sonia lol

23 Nov 2007

Quote by Mr-Powers
NEXT!

Feck was that you that day at Kestrel? redface

So sorry :shock:

23 Nov 2007

.....are you in yet....?

23 Nov 2007

.theres a fantastic documentary on the discovery channell soon..

23 Nov 2007

ffs is that it is that all there is ......
for the man to reply...... i'm only use to playing in village halls...it's the first time i've played in a cathedral.....

23 Nov 2007

Quote by Mr-cream123
ffs is that it is that all there is ......
for the man to reply...... i'm only use to playing in village halls...it's the first time i've played in a cathedral.....

I hope you not implying something there mister
I was a virgin when i met u so flipa

:flipa: :flipa:
Miss cream xxx