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What's the worst thing you have heard said about a woman.

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harry0
Orgasminator
After some moderate success of a previous thread how about this one
The worst I have heard came from an Australian who said,
"Having sex with her is rather like rattling a broomstick in a dustbin"
Harry0
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And NO steveg_NW I'm not that Australian. lol
I'm English.
Unknown User
redface But even after 20 years, this one still makes me cringe
"Kissing her was like kissing a puppy dogs fart hole"
I didn't ask how he knew.
:crazy: :crazy:
Unknown User
EEEEUURGH!!!!!!!!
How about.....when she left grimsby,the mariners realised fish actually smelled nice!
DonnaNMark
Warming the Bed
The worst thing I ever heard was a woman being called a 'SPLIT-ARSE'.
Unknown User
when she shaved her pussy it looked like kojak with an axe wound
Unknown User
how about, "you need a plank on your back to shag her". that"s evil
Ian
Sex God
thats not varicous veins on her inner thighs... its the visitors book
Bikerguy82
Sexlightened
There's only two things that smell like fish....And one of them is fish.
Biker ducks down and hides in corner 8)
Unknown User
"Can I keep my helmet on?" lol :lol: