I have had few emails replys to my addy BUT some are from men!
Havent thay looked at there bits resently!.............or is it that thay just dont understand what women seeking women meens?
Morning all!!
Love to u allxxxxx
Debbiexxx
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Warming the Bed
Its analogous to the unsolicited emails I get for viagra. I don't want these so I filter and delete email with the word viagra in the email.
So how do they get around this?...by mis-spelling viagra... ..or viaagra.
Do they think I will buy their product because I applaud their 'ingenuity'?
Think again.
And the guys should do so too.
So how do they get around this?...by mis-spelling viagra... ..or viaagra.
Do they think I will buy their product because I applaud their 'ingenuity'?
Think again.
And the guys should do so too.
Once some men have got it into their thick heads that out that only 1 in 200 replies gets a positive answer, they jump to the conclusion thay they should just send out 200 replies of any quality to any adverts in order to get a result.
It's not just a problem that's confined to women advertisers - 100% of all the responses to my man seeking woman advert are from men too.
It's not just a problem that's confined to women advertisers - 100% of all the responses to my man seeking woman advert are from men too.
Warming the Bed
Hi Judy
Thanks for the clarification with viagra, but I could have easily have used the example of "Penis Enlargement" offers. They mis-spell penis as , pen;is etc
Now, to my mind, a cock is a cock is a cock. Sure they can be called peckers, dongs, love-sticks, pythons, maggots...phew...lots more too, i bet.
Thanks for the clarification with viagra, but I could have easily have used the example of "Penis Enlargement" offers. They mis-spell penis as , pen;is etc
Now, to my mind, a cock is a cock is a cock. Sure they can be called peckers, dongs, love-sticks, pythons, maggots...phew...lots more too, i bet.
Debbiewebs
Live the way of your motto on your signature. Life is full of chancers, press the delete and move on.
Rules are made to legislate the room and forum, unfortunately, you can't legislate for idiots. Hope u find what u are looking for and remember the story in the bible, let they who commit no sin cast the first stone.
That was when Jesus was at the stoning of a prostitute. He said "Let they who commit no sin cast the first stone". At which point a bloody great rock flew over the crowd and smacked the prostitute right between the eyes. Jesus looked around and said "Mother, sometimes I hate you."
before the god squad nails him upside down for blasfe......blasphe...... for taking the piss out of Big J
Dave_Notts
Live the way of your motto on your signature. Life is full of chancers, press the delete and move on.
Rules are made to legislate the room and forum, unfortunately, you can't legislate for idiots. Hope u find what u are looking for and remember the story in the bible, let they who commit no sin cast the first stone.
That was when Jesus was at the stoning of a prostitute. He said "Let they who commit no sin cast the first stone". At which point a bloody great rock flew over the crowd and smacked the prostitute right between the eyes. Jesus looked around and said "Mother, sometimes I hate you."
before the god squad nails him upside down for blasfe......blasphe...... for taking the piss out of Big JDave_Notts
Quote by Mister_Discreet
Once some men have got it into their thick heads that out that only 1 in 200 replies gets a positive answer, they jump to the conclusion thay they should just send out 200 replies of any quality to any adverts in order to get a result.
It's not just a problem that's confined to women advertisers - 100% of all the responses to my man seeking woman advert are from men too.
GOSH!! :shock:
Speechless
Love debbiexxxxxxxxxx
While what Judy said is technically true, spammers don't tend to pay much attention to laws. The mis-spelling is probably just there to reach people who have ISPs/firewalls/etc. that filter spam.
It's a common misconception that spammers sell things. They generally don't - all they sell is delivery of e-mail for other people. Blaming spammers for the content of spam is like blaming the post office for the content of junk mail. They don't care about what's being sold, and they are not interested if you want the product or not, because they get paid per mail delivered, not for the quantity of product bought.
It's a common misconception that spammers sell things. They generally don't - all they sell is delivery of e-mail for other people. Blaming spammers for the content of spam is like blaming the post office for the content of junk mail. They don't care about what's being sold, and they are not interested if you want the product or not, because they get paid per mail delivered, not for the quantity of product bought.
Sex God
oh debbiewebs, wassup?
surely all that asking for another woman 'n' stuff, well it's just a bit of fantasy innit? and i bet you got ads in all the sections anyways! and i'm quite sure that the mere sight of an erect cock in all it's splendour would soon cure of those bifem tendencies eh?
i mean, i'd think you'd be grateful for the attention! would actually be a bit of a challenge, but i like to think i could easily turn a b-fem girlie back onto the path of proper heteroness with a one liner and a quick wave of me manhood! hehehe ;-) :P
neil x x x x x x
surely all that asking for another woman 'n' stuff, well it's just a bit of fantasy innit? and i bet you got ads in all the sections anyways! and i'm quite sure that the mere sight of an erect cock in all it's splendour would soon cure of those bifem tendencies eh?
i mean, i'd think you'd be grateful for the attention! would actually be a bit of a challenge, but i like to think i could easily turn a b-fem girlie back onto the path of proper heteroness with a one liner and a quick wave of me manhood! hehehe ;-) :P
neil x x x x x x
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Sex God
Quote by debbiewebs
OK TELL ME WHAT IS UP WITH U MEN??
I have had few emails replys to my addy BUT some are from men!
Havent thay looked at there bits resently!............. or is it that thay just dont understand what women seeking women meens?
Morning all!!
Love to u allxxxxx
Debbiexxx
So I take it you're not looking for a bloke with a small penis and premature ejeculation problems.
*easy wishes he'd read the ad rather than just looking at the pics and thinking "she'll do for me"
Ah well
only 199 to go:P
HI all 
Errrrrrr yes i i do like to c a great big erected cock just ask the tongue
No i dont Flipper sorry hun
No i am not Easy............. just like big ones that can last
and tyxx the-tongue
wow!! dave-notts :shock:
Mister-discreet Gosh! :shock:
and to all the rest that i have missed out as i am tied now ty
I DO LOVE U ALL but shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh dont tell hubby!
And 4 all of your records i am not married just live togather now 4 14 yrs b een togather
for about 25ys
love debbie and tyxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx :inlove:
Errrrrrr yes i i do like to c a great big erected cock just ask the tongue
No i dont Flipper sorry hun
No i am not Easy............. just like big ones that can last
and tyxx the-tongue
wow!! dave-notts :shock:
Mister-discreet Gosh! :shock:
and to all the rest that i have missed out as i am tied now ty
I DO LOVE U ALL but shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh dont tell hubby!
And 4 all of your records i am not married just live togather now 4 14 yrs b een togather
for about 25ys
love debbie and tyxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx :inlove:
Sex God
oooooooo debbiewebs i knew i was right.
i was kinda kidding, but you just confirmed what all us single m's secretly think! i'm gonna send out a cockshot with a "come n get it girls" to .....ooooooooooo...... everybody!!!!!!!!!
:lol2: woo hoo!
neil x x x x x
being extremely sarcasdtic, ironic, etc ......soz guys!!! ;-) oh and just to be absolutely clear, i neither believe that or send cockshots, spec to bifems!
i was kinda kidding, but you just confirmed what all us single m's secretly think! i'm gonna send out a cockshot with a "come n get it girls" to .....ooooooooooo...... everybody!!!!!!!!!
:lol2: woo hoo!neil x x x x x
being extremely sarcasdtic, ironic, etc ......soz guys!!! ;-) oh and just to be absolutely clear, i neither believe that or send cockshots, spec to bifems!
Quote by neilinleeds
oooooooo debbiewebs i knew i was right.
i was kinda kidding, but you just confirmed what all us single m's secretly think! i'm gonna send out a cockshot with a "come n get it girls" to .....ooooooooooo...... everybody!!!!!!!!!
Tell me if it works neil! then i can take a pussyshot and send it to all the women!...... and say come and get it Girls
love to u Neil
love debbiexx :rose:
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