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What's wong with the taste of my cum?

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A girl i have been on and of with for a while has started to complain about the taste of my cumm.
Apparently it "doesnt taste like it used to" i dont drink coffee or eat anything too nasty tasteing except the odd curry.
Any ideas, as i dont want to put her off as she give the best blowjobs i have ever had??
Go veggie!!! Apparently it makes it taste nicer but i dont know how reliable that is... it was on a veggie website and i havnt done a sample comparison!!! lol :wanker:
Claire xxx biggrin
Pineapple juice has been recommended for this purpose several times in previous threads.
err right, cant do without steak etc, however could lay off meat for a day or two i suppose
I have heard that celery and strawberries are good too.
Ok stop the thread there i have enough ideas and you dont want to talk about my cumm
Pineapple juice yummy... sounds like a better alternative... and pineapple sposed to be anti-cancer too... smile
Claire xx
Quite happy to do a comparison.
Anyone volunteering to play Guinea Pig
Why don't you get a little set of dixie cups, a wide range of foods, take a week off work and let us know the results yourself... Afterall, who better to do the testing than the source....
If you need motivation look at all those beautiful ladies on this site wo would be indebted forever for you being their guinea pig.
Before you ask..... No I won't.
- David x
Quote by MikeNorth
Pineapple juice has been recommended for this purpose several times in previous threads.

8 out of 10 women prefer pineapple flavoured spunk to ordinary brands.
FAKT
Quote by duncanlondon
Call in Gillian McKeith.

Haha - i think that one would HAVE to be after the 9:30pm watershead!
some mens cum just tastes worse than others end of lol
Has she said what she thinks it tasted like before as compared to now.
I would be pissed off if I asked for a banana milk shake and got a lambs liver smoothie.
Quote by shead
A girl i have been on and of with for a while has started to complain about the taste of my cumm.
Apparently it "doesnt taste like it used to" i dont drink coffee or eat anything too nasty tasteing except the odd curry.
Any ideas, as i dont want to put her off as she give the best blowjobs i have ever had??

It has to be said >>>>>

Taste it yourself and see if you can improve the flavour
wink
Fred
Further up the thread Celery was mentioned. This is well known among the American pornography "stars" as a "flavour" enhancer... so get eating!!
drinking lots of water i read also improves both taste and quantity!
Maybe you could do a kind of Cola challenge, you know, where you line up a before and after specimen. :twisted:
Quote by lincskate
drinking lots of water i read also improves both taste and quantity!

Absolutely!!!! After a previous discussion it was agreed that thick, gloopy, lumpy cum was really not very nice confused
So presumably drinking loads of water and gallons of pineapple juice makes it runny biggrin
Misschief - Anti cum chewer :?
Quote by duncanlondon
Call in Gillian McKeith.

Sod her, give me Nigella Lawson any day :bounce: :bounce:
Quote by bigDewi69
Call in Gillian McKeith.

Sod her, give me Nigella Lawson any day :bounce: :bounce:
I agree with that, although my bank balance won't impress her. rolleyes
Discussing this in bed with the ex last night between 'ex-sex' rounds and she asked about men that have had the 'snip'....does this taste any different?????
Woohoo for being a vegitarian. smile
Although the ammount of coffee I sometimes drink probably balances out the advantages of my no meat or fish diet.
I've never had any complaints to be honest which is a good thing I guess. :)
drinking a pint of milk (preferably skimmed) a day helps with the consistency and quantity. Shit giving my secret away now!
Quote by MISSCHIEF
drinking lots of water i read also improves both taste and quantity!

Absolutely!!!! After a previous discussion it was agreed that thick, gloopy, lumpy cum was really not very nice confused
So presumably drinking loads of water and gallons of pineapple juice makes it runny biggrin
Misschief - Anti cum chewer :?
PMSL!!! Hahahaha......Misschief youre grim! :haha: :haha: :haha:
:lickface:
Have heard also that within the porn industry eating a lot of lettuce( not a youthisum biggrin ) helps increase the amount you produce. What the ratio is and if it improves the taste that i don t know smile
Dave.
Quote by Davejw
Have heard also that within the porn industry eating a lot of lettuce( not a youthisum biggrin ) helps increase the amount you produce. What the ratio is and if it improves the taste that i don t know smile
Dave.

What's one of those then?