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i am rather ashamed to admit it but i have fillthy gorgeous on my phone wink
well its better than the ghostbusters theme tune that i had previously which although reverted me to my childhood every time it went off -was never the less very embarrassing when it went off during lectures :shock:
Mines insomnia...........which also says a lot about me...lol :shock:
Xfiles Theme
Simspons Theme
Mission Impossible
Call On Me
3 Lions
Need Star Wars and James Bond
Film Buff I am
I've only got Yakkety-Sax - better known as the theme to the Benny Hill show. No matter who's in the room when it rings they are forced to laugh, especially when I do the arm actions.
rotflmao
Lenny Kravitz - American Woman
Work phone:
Calls - a realtone of some guy laughing
SMS - a doorbell
MSM - Full length version of Mission Impossible (polyphonic)
Alarm - some guy shouting 'Get up you lazy bastard'
Switch On message - Jules (Samuel Jackson) from Pulp Fiction "Do they speak English in what?"
Regular phone: realtones
Calls (regular) - Jimmy Hendrix guitar riff - Voodoo Child
Calls (family) - Theme from Pulp Fiction
SMS - Emimem - My Name Is
Alarm - Run DMC - Peter Piper
Alert - man's voice saying OUCH!
Keytones (optional) woman's voice alternating between Ooow, aahhh, mmmm and uhhh depending on which buttons you press.
Switch On message - Jules (Samuel Jackson) from Pulp Fiction "It's the one with bad mother fucker on it!"
Quote by PoloLady
Work phone:
Calls - a realtone of some guy laughing
SMS - a doorbell
MSM - Full length version of Mission Impossible (polyphonic)
Alarm - some guy shouting 'Get up you lazy bastard'
Switch On message - Jules (Samuel Jackson) from Pulp Fiction "Do they speak English in what?"
Regular phone: realtones
Calls (regular) - Jimmy Hendrix guitar riff - Voodoo Child
Calls (family) - Theme from Pulp Fiction
SMS - Emimem - My Name Is
Alarm - Run DMC - Peter Piper
Alert - man's voice saying OUCH!
Keytones (optional) woman's voice alternating between Ooow, aahhh, mmmm and uhhh depending on which buttons you press.
Switch On message - Jules (Samuel Jackson) from Pulp Fiction "It's the one with bad mother fucker on it!"

FFS. Can't you just be normal and have a ding dong and a BRRRR BRRRR ??
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Work phone:
Calls - a realtone of some guy laughing
SMS - a doorbell
MSM - Full length version of Mission Impossible (polyphonic)
Alarm - some guy shouting 'Get up you lazy bastard'
Switch On message - Jules (Samuel Jackson) from Pulp Fiction "Do they speak English in what?"
Regular phone: realtones
Calls (regular) - Jimmy Hendrix guitar riff - Voodoo Child
Calls (family) - Theme from Pulp Fiction
SMS - Emimem - My Name Is
Alarm - Run DMC - Peter Piper
Alert - man's voice saying OUCH!
Keytones (optional) woman's voice alternating between Ooow, aahhh, mmmm and uhhh depending on which buttons you press.
Switch On message - Jules (Samuel Jackson) from Pulp Fiction "It's the one with bad mother fucker on it!"

FFS. Can't you just be normal and have a ding dong and a BRRRR BRRRR ??
Me! Normal! rotflmao
For one of my men, Boom Boom Boom by the Venga Boys
For the other one, Take Me To The Clouds Above by LMC v U2
For close friends, Insomnia by Faithless
For anyone else, Come With Me by Special D
classic ring tone for calls and somthing relaxing and classical for texts.
Sad git that I am, mine goes.......
Dit-diddle eeee
Diddle it dit dit dittle it di deeeeeeeeee
(Thunderbirds)
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for work i have the pheonixs nights theme..
sean xxxxxx

Copycat, you only got it cos I did :P lol I've got that for texts and Sex and The City for calls
I searched high and low all over the phone shops and internet , and I have one that is very difficult to get . It sounds like a phone and goes ' ring ring '
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i am rather ashamed to admit it but i have fillthy gorgeous on my phone wink

I LOVE that song biggrin
Best one I've heard is on a friend phone, she got her 11 year old son to record a message for her and he's giggling '***** (her name) answer the phone (teeheeheehee) ****** phone! answer the phone!!!!' Really cute :D
I'm a right sad act ...
I got Benny Hill for SH calls
Coldplay - The Scientist for my lover's calls
a cuckoo clock for my mum's calls
Fraggle Rock for Alex_Female
sexy woman saying "you have a call, you have a call ..." for other calls.
Un-used ringtones ... Loads of Maroon5 and Franz Ferdinand "This Fire", Crazy Frog rolleyes , Faithless "insomnia" and loads of pretty cool ones that came with the phone but I've not got round to using. There's one really really horrible one of a baby laughing. It freaks me out.
I did have Tubular Bells for the ex ( only cos he had it for me) but it's vanished now. Shame, it suited him.
Does anyone know where I can get Blondie's one way or another cos that has sentimental value for me!
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i want that honda one
hate something change something make something betterrrrrr
if any one knows the name of my fav cheese pm it pretty please with cherrys on top

thank u sgt bilko.... in the key of grrrrrrrrr
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I searched high and low all over the phone shops and internet , and I have one that is very difficult to get . It sounds like a phone and goes ' ring ring '

You should try E-bay for a brick like mine. It`d cost you about Well impressive it is. People can call you, it has a built in ring, and if you press a green button, you get to talk to them :shock:
It`s a bit clever too, has three games on it. :shock:
Venusxxx
Quote by Happy Cats
Slight hijack
Vodafone now have a new tarriff only available on Merseyside, its called
Pay as you throw!

cheeky bugger
wink
ring tone at mo
scooby dooby doo
:twisted:
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Slight hijack
Vodafone now have a new tarriff only available on Merseyside, its called
Pay as you throw!

cheeky bugger
wink
ring tone at mo
scooby dooby doo
:twisted:
It was funny though???
I am a big Liverpool fan and part scouser so not taking the piss
mine is window licker by aphex twin
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mine is window licker by aphex twin

ooo Good choice Rachel, Aphex Twin is a twisted genius! That video freaks me out big time though lol!
to be honest i just keep the standard ones as once a theme is popular yu hear it everywhere and it just annoys yu
mind yu mine is Hello Moto
Well i've got Metallica Enter Sandman for phone calls and the standard beep-beep for txt's lol
I've got a crap phone so once I get my other phone unlocked i'll be swapping the sim card over and getting some new ringtones lol.
Davie
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Does anyone know where I can get Blondie's one way or another cos that has sentimental value for me!

Whats your mobile Marya? Some you can programme and some websites on line tell you how.
I havent done it for a while but I may have the links still
yeah window licker here too, nice tune though my mates get really pissed off cos i listen too it instead of answering the damn thing.
otherwise its the self preservation society...
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mine is window licker by aphex twin

ooo Good choice Rachel, Aphex Twin is a twisted genius! That video freaks me out big time though lol!
dont watch come to daddy then thats so fooked i love aphex twin hes a little dark puppet
Z-cars is my ringtone.
Anyone with that crazy-frog shoukd take a long walk off a short pier