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Whats your favourite one liner gag?

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My favourite one liner gag of the moment is.....(cue drumroll)...
I didnt invent the mitten................but I had a big hand in it!
Personaly I dont use them there crap
Looks like that's that then! rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Sorry, I couldn't resist!
more of a short joke the a one liner but
Whats brown and sticky?
A stick
I dont have one...
Im just trying to stretch that purple thing above my avatar... :grin:
you just keep stretching rolleyes
for some strange reason i can't get my eyes to look that far up, something distracting me sillyhwoar:
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for some strange reason i can't get my eyes to look that far up, something distracting me sillyhwoar:

Arse!
I don't think your purple bar is the only thing thats stretching........ :P
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I dont have one...
Im just trying to stretch that purple thing above my avatar... :grin:

Well you may have only posted 40 times to date but I'm sure your avatar has been in my face much much more than that! :P wink :wink:
I'm not complaining but I am jealous of your wiggle!! :grin: :grin: :twisted:
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for some strange reason i can't get my eyes to look that far up, something distracting me sillyhwoar:

OMG ................ :phwoar: :phwoar: :phwoar: :phwoar: :phwoar: :phwoar:
anyway ................ cough ..................... oneliners .............. is that a vibrator up your **** or are you just pleased to see me? ........................ (variation on a theme)
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