I've just been browsing online looking for something a bit naughty / nice. What's your favourite toy(s)?
:grin:
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What's your favourite toy?
Orgasminator
Favourite toys......hell my list is endless 
I love anything that vibrates.
Adore lots of things connected to fetish.......floggers,paddles,restraints,
ball gags,crops,ropes etc
My other favourite toys are stuffed giraffes.......often seen on cam in the pool room
dee x
I love anything that vibrates.
Adore lots of things connected to fetish.......floggers,paddles,restraints,
ball gags,crops,ropes etc
My other favourite toys are stuffed giraffes.......often seen on cam in the pool room
dee x Quote by dee_licious
Favourite toys......hell my list is endless
I love anything that vibrates.
Adore lots of things connected to fetish.......floggers,paddles,restraints,
ball gags,crops,ropes etc
My other favourite toys are stuffed giraffes.......often seen on cam in the pool room
:thumbup::rascal:
:wanker:... and I've seen the Giraffes :lol:
Orgasminator
Quote by the_magik_s
Favourite toys......hell my list is endless
I love anything that vibrates.
Adore lots of things connected to fetish.......floggers,paddles,restraints,
ball gags,crops,ropes etc
My other favourite toys are stuffed giraffes.......often seen on cam in the pool room
:thumbup::rascal:
:wanker:... and I've seen the Giraffes :lol:
You can be on my list of toys whenever ya want magik :wink: x
Quote by dee_licious
Favourite toys......hell my list is endless
I love anything that vibrates.
Adore lots of things connected to fetish.......floggers,paddles,restraints,
ball gags,crops,ropes etc
My other favourite toys are stuffed giraffes.......often seen on cam in the pool room
:thumbup::rascal:
:wanker:... and I've seen the Giraffes :lol:
You can be on my list of toys whenever ya want magik :wink: x
Order me, pack me, and have me sent by recorded delivery in inconspicuous packaging... :lickface:
Orgasminator
Quote by the_magik_s
Favourite toys......hell my list is endless
I love anything that vibrates.
Adore lots of things connected to fetish.......floggers,paddles,restraints,
ball gags,crops,ropes etc
My other favourite toys are stuffed giraffes.......often seen on cam in the pool room
:thumbup::rascal:
:wanker:... and I've seen the Giraffes :lol:
You can be on my list of toys whenever ya want magik :wink: x
Order me, Pack me, and have me sent by recorded delivery in inconspicuous packaging... :lickface:
There is no way your snake could be called inconspicuous :lol:
Orgasminator
Quote by Cubes
I've just been browsing online looking for something a bit naughty / nice. What's your favourite toy(s)?
:grin:
Other than Theia and my imagination? :rascal: Probably the .:thumbup:
ooohhhhhhhhhhhh:thrilled:
Quote by the_magik_s
Favourite toys......hell my list is endless
I love anything that vibrates.
Adore lots of things connected to fetish.......floggers,paddles,restraints,
ball gags,crops,ropes etc
My other favourite toys are stuffed giraffes.......often seen on cam in the pool room
:thumbup::rascal:
:wanker:... and I've seen the Giraffes :lol:
You can be on my list of toys whenever ya want magik :wink: x
Order me, pack me, and have me sent by recorded delivery in inconspicuous packaging... :lickface:
Will bubble wrap be ok?:rascal:
Casanova
Quote by the_magik_s
My other favourite toys are stuffed giraffes.......often seen on cam in the pool room
:thumbup::rascal:
:wanker:... and I've seen the Giraffes
I've seen them too but didn't get the back story... Curious! What's the gossip?
Quote by Cubes
Other than Theia and my imagination? :rascal: Probably the Form 2.:thumbup:
Do you also wear your white cotton gloves when you use it?! Bedroom magician meets silver service!
Quote by flirty_4
Favourite toys......hell my list is endless
I love anything that vibrates.
Adore lots of things connected to fetish.......floggers,paddles,restraints,
ball gags,crops,ropes etc
My other favourite toys are stuffed giraffes.......often seen on cam in the pool room
:thumbup::rascal:
:wanker:... and I've seen the Giraffes :lol:
You can be on my list of toys whenever ya want magik :wink: x
Order me, pack me, and have me sent by recorded delivery in inconspicuous packaging... :lickface:
Will bubble wrap be ok?:rascal:
Yes, nice and tight... ;)
And Pebbles. Re the back story. I'm not sure there is actually a back story, or if there is then I too am missing it. The Giraffes seem to stand alone from all stories. And I dare say highlights Dee's horny & kooky side
Quote by dee_licious
Favourite toys......hell my list is endless
I love anything that vibrates.
Adore lots of things connected to fetish.......floggers,paddles,restraints,
ball gags,crops,ropes etc
My other favourite toys are stuffed giraffes.......often seen on cam in the pool room
Anything that vibrates...gotta be the rechargeable bunny for me, beats those pathetic battery powered bunnies into oblivion. If there's ever a mass power cut, I may well be responsible for contributing :rascal:
I am however craving something else, , variety is the spice of life :happy:
Orgasminator
Quote by the_magik_s
Favourite toys......hell my list is endless
I love anything that vibrates.
Adore lots of things connected to fetish.......floggers,paddles,restraints,
ball gags,crops,ropes etc
My other favourite toys are stuffed giraffes.......often seen on cam in the pool room
:thumbup::rascal:
:wanker:... and I've seen the Giraffes :lol:
You can be on my list of toys whenever ya want magik :wink: x
Order me, pack me, and have me sent by recorded delivery in inconspicuous packaging... :lickface:
Will bubble wrap be ok?:rascal:
Yes, nice and tight... ;)
And Pebbles. Re the back story. I'm not sure there is actually a back story, or if there is then I too am missing it. The Giraffes seem to stand alone from all stories. And I dare say highlights Dee's horny & kooky side
Hell am I that obvious? :lol:
Yes I am totally kooky and kinky all the time. Also known to be horny occasionally :angel: dee xx
Orgasminator
I feel this topic needs further investigation, I'll get my clipboard out and organise a party!!:bounce:
I sometimes get jealous of girls toys
Toys for boys just dont appeal to me, I dont care how good it would feel, 'pussy in a can' or 'fleshlight' etc - I couldnt do it.
£30??.............
not when you can buy a pair of socks and a can of beans from aldi for £1 and just bang em in the microwave for 30 seconds
** Swinging heaven and big_fraser do not recommend dipping your sausage into hot beans, you do this at your own risk
I sometimes get jealous of girls toys
Toys for boys just dont appeal to me, I dont care how good it would feel, 'pussy in a can' or 'fleshlight' etc - I couldnt do it.
£30??.............
not when you can buy a pair of socks and a can of beans from aldi for £1 and just bang em in the microwave for 30 seconds
** Swinging heaven and big_fraser do not recommend dipping your sausage into hot beans, you do this at your own risk
Agreed! Women are incredibly spoilt for choice when it comes to toy shopping, but us blokes hardly get a look in. In know it's all about anatomy, but surely someone could come up with something more inventive/exciting? 
That said, there are other more, erm, "adventurous" options out there e.g. . :scared:
** Again, not recommended by me or the Site. ;)
That said, there are other more, erm, "adventurous" options out there e.g. . :scared:
** Again, not recommended by me or the Site. ;)
Orgasminator
Quote by Cubes
Agreed! Women are incredibly spoilt for choice when it comes to toy shopping, but us blokes hardly get a look in. In know it's all about anatomy, but surely someone could come up with something more inventive/exciting?
That said, there are other more, erm, "adventurous" options out there e.g. this rather worrying device. :scared:
** Again, not recommended by me or the Site. ;)
That made me close my legs and im not a bloke !!! 
I think i have seen that somewhere 
Quote by Cubes
Agreed! Women are incredibly spoilt for choice when it comes to toy shopping, but us blokes hardly get a look in. In know it's all about anatomy, but surely someone could come up with something more inventive/exciting?
That said, there are other more, erm, "adventurous" options out there e.g. this rather worrying device. :scared:
** Again, not recommended by me or the Site. ;)
". A uni-polar urethra probe that electrifies up to 5.5 inches of your length when teamed with an ElectraStim unit."
Wow!! It sounds like something from Star Wars
Quote by the_magik_s
Agreed! Women are incredibly spoilt for choice when it comes to toy shopping, but us blokes hardly get a look in. In know it's all about anatomy, but surely someone could come up with something more inventive/exciting?
That said, there are other more, erm, "adventurous" options out there e.g. this rather worrying device. :scared:
** Again, not recommended by me or the Site. ;)
". A uni-polar urethra probe that electrifies up to 5.5 inches of your length when teamed with an ElectraStim unit."
Wow!! It sounds like something from Star Wars
Sounds painful aaaarrrrrgggggh
Orgasminator
Quote by pebble
My other favourite toys are stuffed giraffes.......often seen on cam in the pool room
:thumbup::rascal:
:wanker:... and I've seen the Giraffes
I've seen them too but didn't get the back story... Curious! What's the gossip?
Quote by Cubes
Other than Theia and my imagination? :rascal: Probably the Form 2.:thumbup:
Do you also wear your white cotton gloves when you use it?! Bedroom magician meets silver service!
I have a giraffe fetish..........love collecting them, all shapes and sizes.
My giraffes met Magiks snake :lol:
Quote by Big_Fraser
I feel this topic needs further investigation, I'll get my clipboard out and organise a party!!:bounce:
I sometimes get jealous of girls toys
Toys for boys just dont appeal to me, I dont care how good it would feel, 'pussy in a can' or 'fleshlight' etc - I couldnt do it.
£30??.............
not when you can buy a pair of socks and a can of beans from aldi for £1 and just bang em in the microwave for 30 seconds
** Swinging heaven and big_fraser do not recommend dipping your sausage into hot beans, you do this at your own risk
Don't lie, you want one of these really - don't you? :rascal:
Casanova
Quote by Big_Fraser
not when you can buy a pair of socks and a can of beans from aldi for £1 and just bang em in the microwave for 30 seconds
With a generous squeeze of grapefruit?!
Always been sceptical about vibrators but like flirty_4 said the high-end ones - while still ridiculously overpriced! - are something else. Men's toys... Amael has a Cobra Libre which I have tried and the sensations are *mind-blowing* on my fingers! I can only imagine what this must feel like at the end of one's knob! He hasn't used it at all in the period I've known him and even before he used it very sparingly because, he said, he didn't want to become desensitised.
I think Cubes the reason why there are less sex toys for men is because male pleasure and orgasm are (perceived to be) more straight-forward, less complicated, easier to achieve than that of women. Like the joke goes, hetero intercourse is where the woman is trying hard to climax while the man is trying hard not to! :lol:
Orgasminator
Quote by flirty_4
Don't lie, you want one of these really - don't you? :rascal:
Searched everywhere and cant find the flirty_4 version....
Dont think I would have enough puff to inflate your boobs even if I did!! :rascal:
