Whats your funniest / biggest mistake

12 Jan 2006

Here's mine due to january being a quiet period for me at work (im self employed) I thought i'd send out some mail shots to prospective customers. Having obtained a list of 400 likely candidates I spent the last week in front of the computer designing a nice leaflet to post to them. Then off to the printers I went got them all printed off typed all the envelopes out myself
posted them after spending a small fortune on stamps sent them out.
I have sat here for the last 2 days waiting for the phone to ring and about this dinner time I thought surely someone must have rung by now but nothing not even a competitor ringing to check prices. Strange I thought to myself untill I did some checking up yep thats right dipstick me has had 400 leaflets printed off and I got my own phone number wrong redface

ops:

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Please tell me someone can top that oooh I feel such a fool lol

12 Jan 2006

well my biggest misstake was over last few days ive had about 400 people i dont know call me out of the blue & i didnt manage to get a date with any of them lol

:lol: :lol:

12 Jan 2006

Sat in a pub beer garden one day the missus spies a youth sitting on the wing of our little sportscar. She legs it across the lawn shouting "Get your arse off our fucking car" only to find the bewildered youth sitting calmly on the top of a concrete bollard casually minding his own business. Our party, as you can imagine, disowned her instantly.
To say she is a tad feisty is an understatement..!
rolleyes

12 Jan 2006

Quote by lovejoy68
well my biggest misstake was over last few days ive had about 400 people i dont know call me out of the blue & i didnt manage to get a date with any of them :lol: :lol:

Now thats funny :lol: can you point them in my direction please :arrow:

12 Jan 2006

Quote by mik69
well my biggest misstake was over last few days ive had about 400 people i dont know call me out of the blue & i didnt manage to get a date with any of them :lol: :lol:

Now thats funny :lol: can you point them in my direction please :arrow:
sorry mik most of them just hung up when i suggested a threesome confused

& just when i thought my ad was starting to work smile

must have been too much brandy cuz i realised i aint got an ad

:rotflmao:

12 Jan 2006

Quote by mik69
Here's mine due to january being a quiet period for me at work (im self employed) I thought i'd send out some mail shots to prospective customers. Having obtained a list of 400 likely candidates I spent the last week in front of the computer designing a nice leaflet to post to them. Then off to the printers I went got them all printed off typed all the envelopes out myself
posted them after spending a small fortune on stamps sent them out.
I have sat here for the last 2 days waiting for the phone to ring and about this dinner time I thought surely someone must have rung by now but nothing not even a competitor ringing to check prices. Strange I thought to myself untill I did some checking up yep thats right dipstick me has had 400 leaflets printed off and I got my own phone number wrong ops: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Please tell me someone can top that oooh I feel such a fool

oof i know what your sayin!!
i did that once but i blamed the printing company and got them re-printed fro free innocent

12 Jan 2006

Meeting Smoker Jim.
Gropping him within the first hour.
Sucking face with him for several hours without coming up for air.
Saying yes when he asked me to marry him.
Still going through and marrying him.
And still being with him.
I know this is evil, but then So am I. :twisted:

12 Jan 2006

And they say romance is dead lol lol

12 Jan 2006

Quote by mik69
And they say romance is dead lol

I must have killed it.
Sorry!
dunno

12 Jan 2006

Oppppssss an expensive mistake or was it a Freudian slip ? Perhaps you want to change what you doing and haven't accepted it yet ? Just a thought ?
:arrow: :arrow: :arrow: cool

12 Jan 2006

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12 Jan 2006

Quote by Swinging_Angel
Mrs Angel here,
Hello everybody. I'm not so ignorant as Mr Angel who just seemed to barge in here whithout introducing himself.
Whilst at a dance in my youth a handsome hunk approached me and asked "do you jive?" Bearing in mind "R's" are not really my thing I replied, "OOH Yes I passed my test when I was eighteen". Needless to say the hunk slipped quietly away, not without giving me a very strange sideways glance. He was approaching some other lucky girl when I realised what he had meant. .
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/photo-adverts/photos/thumbs/168278841.jpg

I'm sorry but try as I might I couldn't find that funny..............................................................
No I thought it was really sweet lol

aww bless

13 Jan 2006

Quote by mik69
had 400 leaflets printed off and I got my own phone number wrong ops: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Please tell me someone can top that oooh I feel such a fool

Reminds me of the twat that gave me his phone number in a pm after a brief chat in the chatroom and asked me to call him the next day.
Luckily for him I didn't, but later the following day, I received another pm telling me in a state of panic, not to call the number he had given me, as it was that of his wife and promptly gave me his correct number confused

Needless to say, I didn't call him on that one either rolleyes

:lol:
Tracy-Jayne

13 Jan 2006

Chatting to a couple using voice on computer. For some reason the whole screen froze. Rich and I then had a chat about whether or not we should meet them. {wont go into details for obvious reasons}
Then realised our mic had been on hands free the whole time. Ive never pulled a phone line out of its socket so fast in all my life.
Needless to say, we never met the couple.
Whats the expression? When caught digging hole, put the bloody shovel down. redface