Quote by lil_miz_naughty_0204
hiya all
iam off work sick at the mo. but when iam working iam a carer for old people!!
i have a sort spot for old people!
Maybe you should see a doctor about that sort spot.
J/K. I know what you meant
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whats your job??
Sex God
I run a place of disrepute
Sexpert
Another IT guy, sorry! 
Busy providing the infrastructure to teach thousands of spotty youths how to use MS Office.
:x At least it feels like that.
They're supposed to be getting Computer Science degrees or summat similar...
Busy providing the infrastructure to teach thousands of spotty youths how to use MS Office.
:x At least it feels like that. They're supposed to be getting Computer Science degrees or summat similar...
Sex God
General dogs body really !!! But with great potential 
:lol2:
Oh and skies the limit if I ever get out there !!! :shock:
:lol2: Oh and skies the limit if I ever get out there !!! :shock:
Quote by sartois
Well I am in the Armed Forces...
...and like to play with my weapon at every opportunity...
...I clean it every day and give it functional tests to make sure it shoots okay...
Men in uniform anyone?
JUDY Is this one any use to you? - and I do believe his first name may be Stella :twisted:
Job - house husband who does the odd bit of training for pocket money.
lhk
Kat
In a deadend job, passed over for promotion twice because I would not move house to somewhere else in the country and currently working for a boss almost half my age.. (who was willing to move house).
I do get to drive nice cars though. - Industry Sector Account Manager - sounds grand as a title but is just a sales rep in disguise.
I do get to drive nice cars though. - Industry Sector Account Manager - sounds grand as a title but is just a sales rep in disguise.
Orgasminator
work it out for youself
Sex God
Used to do consumer testing for Durex
Full time mum at the mo.
Full time mum at the mo.
Orgasminator
Quote by BaldEagle
work it out for youself
Your 10volts short of being in a proper job ??
(OK, I know the spec, just making a funny remark)
not if edf supplying your electricity, there new band is anything from 220 to 245
Quote by GenHertsCpl:shock: Is that how they judge if a condom has passed the test?
Used to do consumer testing for Durex
Full time mum at the mo.
Durex Consumer Test instructions:
1) Place the durex over the erect penis
2) Perform any penetrative sex act until male orgasm is achieved
3) Wait nine months
4) Please answer the following questions:
a) Look down, Can you see your toes? YES/NO
b) Look in the mirror, Do you have 2 large wet patches on the front of your T-Shirt? YES/NO
c) Are you experiencing intermittant pain around the abdominal region? YES/NO
4) If you answered YES to all these questions, please tick the box marked 'FAILED'
5) Return the completed test sheet in the pre-paid envelope.
lhk
Kat
