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NWfreckles
Sexlightened
Hiya all
Have cut and pasted the below from an email sent to me today at work… after working through everyone in the office including the managers and bosses, it has had me chuckling all day since.
After reading some of the things here on the forum I thought some of you might like it….
Follow the instructions to find your new name.
Use the 3rd letter of your first name to determine your new first name:
a= snickle b= doombah c = goober d = cheesey e = crusty
f = greasy g = dumbo h = farcus i = dorky j = doofus
k = funky l = boobie m = sleezy n = sloopy o = fluffy
p = stinky q = slimy r = dorfus s = snooty t = tootsie
u = dipsy v = sneezy w = liver x = skippy y = dinky
z = zippy
Then
Use the 2nd letter of your last name to determine the first half of
your new last name:
a = dippin b = feather c = giggle d = burger e = chicken
f = barffy g = lizard h = waffle i = farkle j = monkey
k = flippin l = fricken m = dragon n = rhino o = potty
p = hamster q = buckle r = gizzard s = lickin t = snickle
u = chuckle v = pickle w = hubble x = dingle y = gorilla
z = girdle
And finally
Use the 3rd letter of your last name to determine the second half of
your new last name:
a = butt b = boob c = face d = nose e = hump
f = breath g = pants h = shorts i = lips j = honker
k = head l = tush m = chunks n = dunkin o = brains
p = biscuits q = toes r = doodle s = fanny t = sniffer
u = sprinkles v = frack w = squirt x = humperdinck
y = hiney z = juice
Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Fluffy Chucklefanny.
Mine is Sloopy Chuckletush… whats yours ?????
Freckles
Xxxx
alspals
Casanova
...how the hell did I get to Rumpelstilskin?? :shock:
lol :lol: :lol:
Unknown User
Mine and Mr CC's are
Sleezy and Sneezy Frickenbutt
:shock: rotflmao
cuddly__catlin
Orgasminator
my new name is Tootsie Pottysquirt
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Brewster
Warming the Bed
Boobie Gizzardhump
Unknown User
Quote by cuddly-catlin
my new name is Tootsie Pottysquirt
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
sorry redface smile
Kitty
Sex God
he hee
Tootsie Chicken-Butt
;)
Unknown User
i got king henry the eighth confused
Unknown User
Doombah Gizzardbutt
great fun
NWfreckles
Sexlightened
Quote by alspals
...how the hell did I get to Rumpelstilskin?? :shock:
lol :lol: :lol:

ermmmm confused
i thinks your working of a different list aspals.... come on what would your new name really be ?????
Freckles
xx
cuddly__catlin
Orgasminator
These are good names to use in the chat room biggrin :D :D
Calista
Sex God
Dorky PottyBoob :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
cuddly__catlin
Orgasminator
Quote by curious_catz
my new name is Tootsie Pottysquirt
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
sorry redface smile
Dont be sorry i thought it was very funny too biggrin
bluexxx
Sex God
All rise for Sir. Goober Dippin-Frack
lol :lol: :lol:
Unknown User
Dorky Farklechunks lol , I've been called worse
miniskirt
Warming the Bed
Tootsie gizzard butt
Unknown User
Quote by Calista
Dorky PottyBoob :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

I thought cuddly-catlin's was great but yours is class rotflmao
NWfreckles
Sexlightened
Quote by GenHertsCpl
Im Boobie Chuckle-Sniffer!! rolleyes lol

better things come to mind GHC .........
but you can sniff my boobs anytime you want hun :lol: :lol: :lol:
Freckles
xxxx
RocketRon
Warming the Bed
Top idea lets all use these new names :thumbup:
Mines Sloopy Dippin Doodle
:laughabove:
Unknown User
Erm >>>>>> CRUSTY POTTYTUSH ?????
Thinks I will stick to my Old name Ta lol
Hello my Darling kiss
Fred
paul007
Warming the Bed
Dipsie farklehump !! wtf ??? never mind much prefer paul
ockysweeties
Orgasminator
Snickle Chickenlips
I most certainly do NOT have chicken lips!!! :shock:
Alex__Rogers
Warming the Bed
Quote by Calista
Dorky PottyBoob :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

I'm Dorky Pottynose.
Are we related?
I think we should be told.
NWfreckles
Sexlightened
Quote by Fred aka Medic 1
Erm >>>>>> CRUSTY POTTYTUSH ?????
Thinks I will stick to my Old name Ta lol
Hello my Darling kiss
Fred

Fred....... :kiss: :kiss:
What can i say......i didn't make the lists up....
honest..... :giggle:
some funny names coming up... am sure theres more to come though ..... :lol:
Freckles
xxxx
alspals
Casanova
Quote by NWfreckles
...how the hell did I get to Rumpelstilskin?? :shock:
lol :lol: :lol:

ermmmm confused
i thinks your working of a different list aspals.... come on what would your new name really be ?????
Freckles
xx
..sorry Frecks, give me a minute or two, I'm not the brightest bulb in the box..I'll get back to you, when I've conjugated! redface :lol:
NWfreckles
Sexlightened
Quote by alspals
...how the hell did I get to Rumpelstilskin?? :shock:
lol :lol: :lol:

ermmmm confused
i thinks your working of a different list aspals.... come on what would your new name really be ?????
Freckles
xx
..sorry Frecks, give me a minute or two, I'm not the brightest bulb in the box..I'll get back to you, when I've conjugated! redface :lol:
hold on there a sec alspals....i'm sure i've got a 100 watt around here somewhere...... :lol:
Freckles
xx