Whats your party trick??

5 Nov 2005

flying catherine wheels!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

5 Nov 2005

OK, not actually mine...but a guy I went to school could dislocate his elbow...
Sounds normal enough, until he'd place a hand on a desk and do pretty much a full 360 degree circuit of the desk without moving his hand....completely freaky!

5 Nov 2005

Mr dundeecpl can put his legs behind his head also biggrin

:wink: :wink:

5 Nov 2005

I have a few ideas but I'm currently working to perfect them...... wink

5 Nov 2005

I can talk gibberish
yep it goes like this giber but i rakkili dont no whao thr nhell o habnme going on about hre like other to hdso n ,dsoy what i am on about biggrin

5 Nov 2005

Falling over apparently confused

5 Nov 2005

I can fire maltesers from my redface

5 Nov 2005

Quote by kazswallows
I can fire maltesers from my

I sooooooooo love Maltesers :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

5 Nov 2005

Quote by the_Laird
I can fire maltesers from my

I sooooooooo love Maltesers :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
I'll have a bag chilling ready for you when you get down this way kiss

5 Nov 2005

I can recite all one hundred and fourty-four verses of Samuel Taylor Coleridge`s "Rime of the Ancient Mariner".
That`s my party piece...
I was at a fetish party a week ago today; not surprisingly I didn`t get many requests! Mind, it`s not something I normally broadcast - maybe that`s why no-one asked.

5 Nov 2005

I used to hang heavy objects off my nipple rings, the heaviest I can remember being a pair of size 13 army boots. :shock:

5 Nov 2005

I take out the piercing in my chin and squirt guinness through the hole lol

5 Nov 2005

Quote by kazswallows
I can fire maltesers from my

I sooooooooo love Maltesers :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
I'll have a bag chilling ready for you when you get down this way kiss

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Sorry but I'm all excited now
passionkiss

5 Nov 2005

Quote by Deviated Prevert
I used to hang heavy objects off my nipple rings, the heaviest I can remember being a pair of size 13 army boots. :shock:

Ouch, nipple rings make my teeth go funny nowadays, only since I ripped one of mine out when I caught it on the car door... blink

6 Nov 2005

Quote by NorfolkBBW
Ouch, nipple rings make my teeth go funny nowadays, only since I ripped one of mine out when I caught it on the car door...

Ouch I'm sat here clutching my nipple in sympathy for you, can I kiss the pain better for you wink

Quote by NorfolkBBW
I take out the piercing in my chin and squirt guinness through the hole

From which side???
I don't have a party trick, I'm a boring old git sad

or does drinking loads of coca cola and getting hyperactive count confused

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Regards
Harry Jones

6 Nov 2005

i get myself into the lotus postion then i walk on my knees lol

Carol

6 Nov 2005

I can touch my chin with my tongue confused

6 Nov 2005

Quote by HarryJones

Ouch, nipple rings make my teeth go funny nowadays, only since I ripped one of mine out when I caught it on the car door...

Ouch I'm sat here clutching my nipple in sympathy for you, can I kiss the pain better for you wink

I'll show you the scar if you ask nicely lol

6 Nov 2005

Quote by kazswallows
I can fire maltesers from my

nice one.....I seen it done with ping pong balls in Thailand.......and they also play trumpets from there.....and shot out darts......Can you do that as well ???

6 Nov 2005

Quote by Maia
I can touch my chin with my tongue

Used to know a bloke who could do that........... he was very popular :? dunno why

6 Nov 2005

Quote by NorfolkBBW

Ouch, nipple rings make my teeth go funny nowadays, only since I ripped one of mine out when I caught it on the car door...

Ouch I'm sat here clutching my nipple in sympathy for you, can I kiss the pain better for you wink

I'll show you the scar if you ask nicely lol
Am I ever anything other than nice lol

Regards
Harry Jones

6 Nov 2005

Quote by Maia
I can touch my chin with my tongue

oooooo

, I cant touch my chin, but I can stroke the tip of my nose with mine! (sounds far better than 'I can lick my nostril.... LMFAO. redface

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I'll get me coat! innocent

6 Nov 2005

I can drink until I fall over.... hang on, there's a few other I know can do that as well... so not quite unique confused

6 Nov 2005

hold a pint between my breasts - and let the lads drink from the glass - always popular - dunno why :shock:

6 Nov 2005

Quote by kcshaggers
hold a pint between my breasts - and let the lads drink from the glass - always popular - dunno why :shock:

You dont go in the old town or Bev rd do you?
wink

6 Nov 2005

Hey all Ive just clicked on darkfires link "Do you use MSN" and laughed my head off.
I thought I was seeing ghosts on a website, but some kind technical person explained what was happening but not as amusingly as on the link.
Thanks darkfire I owe you something for bringing me such amusement wink

Regards
Harry Jones

6 Nov 2005

I can dislocate my shoulders then push my hand right between the bones, i can also dislocate both my hips smile

I can also do the lotus position then walk on my knees or hands lol

and 1 or to other little things
Tony :)

6 Nov 2005

Quote by HarryJones
Hey all Ive just clicked on darkfires link "Do you use MSN" and laughed my head off.
I thought I was seeing ghosts on a website, but some kind technical person explained what was happening but not as amusingly as on the link.
Thanks darkfire I owe you something for bringing me such amusement
Regards
Harry Jones

Not a problem hunny, it beats the nose licking trick hands-down!! lol

Mine's a pint, unless you have any better suggestions? :rascal:

6 Nov 2005

I do have better suggestions but as I am not a size 14 or bigger (no idea what that equates in male sizes but at a size 30" waist guess I'm not there) it don't look like happening (see even without a photo to look at I still read it all!!
As long as it is real ale, a pint will be superb.
Regards
Harry Jones

6 Nov 2005

Coke fountains..
i like to do coke fountains at parties, not the powder variety mind !
you have to do this outdoors though as a 3 litre bottle of coke can erupt 20foot in the air !
so unless you really want to piss someone off do not attempt this in someone elses kitchen.
take the lid off the coke, take a tube of mints that will drop into the coke, place a card over the hole of the coke and balance the mints....drum roll now.......
swipe the card away and let the mints to drop into the bottle - run like hell or get showered in coke !!