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Me,, (hornyred) Danni n Kylie on a king sized bed with lots n lots of toys,oil and any man we wanted to join in when we so desired 
:D :D,,dino just wants Natalie Umbruglia , lots of times,
:D :D,,dino just wants Natalie Umbruglia , lots of times, Quote by hornyred and dino
Me,, (hornyred) Danni n Kylie on a king sized bed with lots n lots of toys,oil and any man we wanted to join in when we so desired
Got the same fantasy......kylie and danni.......I'd sell my soul for a night with them two!
p.s. if the devil by any chance happens to read the forums of swinging heaven...it was just a figure of speech and not at all to be taken seriously!
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:boink: :boink: :boink: :boink: ooo well my fantasy men at the moment are Ian Watkins from Lostprophets and Gareth Davies from Funeral for a Friend, finding those two on my doorstep rampant and ready would do me just fine :twisted:
I've been reading Nancy Fridays books on this subject and I must say that I have indulged in a LOT of the fantasies she has written about, although some are a bit sick at times, I found it disturbing to read womens fantasies about animals and children included in the book without any mention of the fact that the acts are illegal and wrong. I know fantasy is different from reality but I would hope that even thinking about this kind of thing would disturb most people. I think there should have at least been a mention of the legality of those things and why they are illegal just to point out that they are different from consensual adult sexual acts and fantasies.
I've been reading Nancy Fridays books on this subject and I must say that I have indulged in a LOT of the fantasies she has written about, although some are a bit sick at times, I found it disturbing to read womens fantasies about animals and children included in the book without any mention of the fact that the acts are illegal and wrong. I know fantasy is different from reality but I would hope that even thinking about this kind of thing would disturb most people. I think there should have at least been a mention of the legality of those things and why they are illegal just to point out that they are different from consensual adult sexual acts and fantasies.
Getting the shit kicked out of me by a nazi chick, uniform and everything... I mean like tied to an electrified metal bed and getting my ribs booted to peices by her and maybe some light knife torture.
She can wear a gasmask too... and clout me around the head with a zyklon b canister.
is that weird?
She can wear a gasmask too... and clout me around the head with a zyklon b canister.
is that weird?
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Getting the shit kicked out of me by a nazi chick, uniform and everything... I mean like tied to an electrified metal bed and getting my ribs booted to peices by her and maybe some light knife torture.
She can wear a gasmask too... and clout me around the head with a zyklon b canister.
is that weird?
Erm
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:Quote by 2_Dissidentz
Getting the shit kicked out of me by a nazi chick, uniform and everything... I mean like tied to an electrified metal bed and getting my ribs booted to peices by her and maybe some light knife torture.
She can wear a gasmask too... and clout me around the head with a zyklon b canister.
is that weird?
Just pop down our town on a Friday night and you will probably get your wish pretty quickly, especially if you try and chat up a Chav bird whose boyfriend has just gone to the bar for another bottle of WKD for her
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Just pop down our town on a Friday night and you will probably get your wish pretty quickly, especially if you try and chat up a Chav bird whose boyfriend has just gone to the bar for another bottle of WKD for her
And I thing the NE is so pleasant.
I'm there now, and . . . . . . . . . . . . .?
Oh - and fantasies; this week's is to have my jiz/cum licked from my chest and stomach by to ladies from SH.
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"I have loads" - well care to share before we all put ours down and embarrass selves ;-)
changing rooms of a clothes shop
public stuff really
but too shy to do that thats possibly why its a fantasy cause it will never happen
never say never funk
ooooo brings back happy memories of burtons changeing rooms
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My sexual fantasy~~to spend a long slow night with a tall scotsman~~to fufill all his fantasy's~~and repeat it again and again and again~~Clio Xx
Och Clio babe, ye ken ma new year reso...........................an ye go an say tha' in pubic.
Dam, remember tho' I find it rather dificult to say 'NO' :shock:
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hwoar: :rascal: 
For me.... Watersports. I'd like to have a nice lady or two to piss all over me, drinking direct from her/their pussies, & then return the favour. Hopefully one day I'll get to do it, but no luck so far. :wanker:
Bear in mind that urine does not carry disease, & some people regularly drink their own as it is considered by some to be healthy to do so. :small-print:
Bear in mind that urine does not carry disease, & some people regularly drink their own as it is considered by some to be healthy to do so. :small-print:
I too have a few but one of them is....
to have 'the funk' handcuffed and blindfolded naked on a bed. Some slightly warmed massage oil to gently rub all over his body. Starting at his feet and working up his legs, fingers spreading and thumbs circuling. Moving closer to the thighs and as my hands move further up towards the hips I have to lean further forwards. Stretching out now as my hands move to the waist, he feels my breath on his skin, lips brush agains his hardening penis, then a tongue softly circles the warm red end. Lips now tightened over the end of the hard proud penis pressing down the shaft. Gliding further and further, now feeling his penis pressing on the back of the mouth, tongue circuling, teasing the shaft. Just as he thinks his penis will be withdrawn from the warm wet mouth, one firmer push and the sensation of the throat opening over and around the penis end. Tight and warm and feeling amazing. The oiled hands now massaging his balls, breathing becoming more heavy and passionate. Lips moving rapidly up and down the shaft, sucking, teasing with the tongue. A firm grip of a hand around the base of the shaft, pumping in time with the sucking of the mouth. As the sucking becomes more intense, the body rocking back and forth, he realises the soft stroking sensation on his thights is that of my nipples gliding up and down the oiled skin. Suddenly the sucking stops. He reaslises I have stradled over his legs and leaning forwards he feels my breasts pushed around and smothering his hard penis. The soft bellows massage his manhood with a slow and sensual rhythm.....
I won't go into the rest of it, but it does start to get interesting from that point.
Ah well it is a fantasy and I guess I will never know what it feels like for real.
to have 'the funk' handcuffed and blindfolded naked on a bed. Some slightly warmed massage oil to gently rub all over his body. Starting at his feet and working up his legs, fingers spreading and thumbs circuling. Moving closer to the thighs and as my hands move further up towards the hips I have to lean further forwards. Stretching out now as my hands move to the waist, he feels my breath on his skin, lips brush agains his hardening penis, then a tongue softly circles the warm red end. Lips now tightened over the end of the hard proud penis pressing down the shaft. Gliding further and further, now feeling his penis pressing on the back of the mouth, tongue circuling, teasing the shaft. Just as he thinks his penis will be withdrawn from the warm wet mouth, one firmer push and the sensation of the throat opening over and around the penis end. Tight and warm and feeling amazing. The oiled hands now massaging his balls, breathing becoming more heavy and passionate. Lips moving rapidly up and down the shaft, sucking, teasing with the tongue. A firm grip of a hand around the base of the shaft, pumping in time with the sucking of the mouth. As the sucking becomes more intense, the body rocking back and forth, he realises the soft stroking sensation on his thights is that of my nipples gliding up and down the oiled skin. Suddenly the sucking stops. He reaslises I have stradled over his legs and leaning forwards he feels my breasts pushed around and smothering his hard penis. The soft bellows massage his manhood with a slow and sensual rhythm.....
I won't go into the rest of it, but it does start to get interesting from that point.
Ah well it is a fantasy and I guess I will never know what it feels like for real.
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I too have a few but one of them is....
to have 'the funk' handcuffed and blindfolded naked on a bed. Some slightly warmed massage oil to gently rub all over his body. Starting at his feet and working up his legs, fingers spreading and thumbs circuling. Moving closer to the thighs and as my hands move further up towards the hips I have to lean further forwards. Stretching out now as my hands move to the waist, he feels my breath on his skin, lips brush agains his hardening penis, then a tongue softly circles the warm red end. Lips now tightened over the end of the hard proud penis pressing down the shaft. Gliding further and further, now feeling his penis pressing on the back of the mouth, tongue circuling, teasing the shaft. Just as he thinks his penis will be withdrawn from the warm wet mouth, one firmer push and the sensation of the throat opening over and around the penis end. Tight and warm and feeling amazing. The oiled hands now massaging his balls, breathing becoming more heavy and passionate. Lips moving rapidly up and down the shaft, sucking, teasing with the tongue. A firm grip of a hand around the base of the shaft, pumping in time with the sucking of the mouth. As the sucking becomes more intense, the body rocking back and forth, he realises the soft stroking sensation on his thights is that of my nipples gliding up and down the oiled skin. Suddenly the sucking stops. He reaslises I have stradled over his legs and leaning forwards he feels my breasts pushed around and smothering his hard penis. The soft bellows massage his manhood with a slow and sensual rhythm.....
I won't go into the rest of it, but it does start to get interesting from that point.
Ah well it is a fantasy and I guess I will never know what it feels like for real.
Welll that's empied the forums by at least half I reckon :shock: ......... and I ain't far behind em! Wow!!!
Misschief - off for a 'lie down'
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