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Whats your talent?

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What are you good at..........
For me it's art,something i never saw it until A Level,then turned my back on it.I'm not bad either (blowing own trumpet),just lost the passion for it!!
Of course my other quility is giving Clare orgasms,never fail lol :lol: :lol:
1) Bollox.
2) Using too many words
i can make bubbles in the bath........ :giggle:
I can spray saliva a good 3 or 4 feet from the underside of my tongue at will. Kind of like one of them spitting cobras.
I can do as many burps as I like.......it's quite disgusting to listen to but also amusing when you're drunk.....LoL.
I know lots of big words, according to MissC
Personally, and I recognise my opinion is inevitably the result of a certain amount of subjectification, I do not believe my verbosity is unnecessarily multisyllabic.
Quote by Ice Pie
I know lots of big words, according to MissC
Personally, and I recognise my opinion is inevitably the result of a certain amount of subjectification, I do not believe my verbosity is unnecessarily multisyllabic.

Now can we dim people have that in Simple English please?
Mine,well i think i have a few,
Firstly i think im a damn fantastic mother,the best actually biggrin :D :D
Im persuasive which makes me good at my job!
Im fantastic at blow jobs (so im told!)
I also have a talent for getting out of doing the ironing wherever possible lol :lol:
my talent is turning lumps of wood in to things of beauty
It has to be pole dancing and I've got better since I preformed for you Steve
biggrin :D :D
Molly xx
Quote by mollyandchris_54746
It has to be pole dancing and I've got better since I preformed for you Steve
biggrin :D :D
Molly xx

You'll have to give me another demonstration then wink
I like to help and I'm good at caring. Probably why I'm a nurse.
I am a dab hand at the old DIY (NOT THE HAND JOB TYPE) painting and decorating the odd bit of joinery and plunbing putting up light fittings dont like messing with electrics it BITES
Quote by Clare_Lincs
I know lots of big words, according to MissC
Personally, and I recognise my opinion is inevitably the result of a certain amount of subjectification, I do not believe my verbosity is unnecessarily multisyllabic.

Now can we dim people have that in Simple English please?

Yeah... Ice Pie says, he wouldn't know if he is talking big words or not, but he doesn't think he is... biggrin
Hmmm..
was a 'cellist, a guitarist, did brill knitting (yes, knitting) drawing & painting...
Then I got ill. :-( Can't hold a pencil or knitting needles, now. Haven't the strength for playing strings any more...
So, now I excell at procrastination, flirting, slovenliness and increasing my weight.
Oh!! Am impressed with my ability to walk (all be it wobbly)!
Spaz of the year, here... gimme a gold!!
Quote by Heather
I know lots of big words, according to MissC
Personally, and I recognise my opinion is inevitably the result of a certain amount of subjectification, I do not believe my verbosity is unnecessarily multisyllabic.

Now can we dim people have that in Simple English please?

Yeah... Ice Pie says, he wouldn't know if he is talking big words or not, but he doesn't think he is... biggrin
Thanks for that Heather kiss
Winding Mrs RSAB2 up.......much to her annoyance :evil2:
Mr RSAB2.
I can wriggle my tongue in a most perculiar way :twisted:
Jas
XXX
Quote by Jas-Tim
I can wriggle my tongue in a most perculiar way :twisted:
Jas
XXX

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm,wouldnt mind seeing that wink
Quote by Jas-Tim
I can wriggle my tongue in a most perculiar way :twisted:
Jas
XXX

I won't ask, I'll just wait for the demonstration........
Mr RSAB2.
my talents.......
well from a sporting days... played county level basketball, rugby union and rugby league (that was before i discovered beer)
also played american football for great britain.....
have a mind full of useless information... great when it comes to pub quizes.....
and to a mean impression of pob, chewbacca (when i have been drinking) and a very scary thunderbird 2 (need to be really drunk and have the use of a shopping trolley)
sean xxxxxxxx
Quote by fabio grooverider
also played american football for great britain.....
and to a mean impression of pob,
sean xxxxxxxx

Wow thats some talent,the American Football that is.
I can do a great Pob too
Quote by Steve_Lincs
I can wriggle my tongue in a most perculiar way :twisted:
Jas
XXX

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm,wouldnt mind seeing that wink
Mr RSAB2 wrote
I won't ask, I'll just wait for the demonstration........
Mr RSAB2.

You'll have to remind me at the munch :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Jas
XXX
Quote by Jas-Tim
I can wriggle my tongue in a most perculiar way :twisted:
Jas
XXX

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm,wouldnt mind seeing that wink
Mr RSAB2 wrote
I won't ask, I'll just wait for the demonstration........
Mr RSAB2.

You'll have to remind me at the munch :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Jas
XXX
Oh i won't forget lol :wink: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Silky can do that too !!! But rarely does it on her own :-)
With sooo much talent on display how can I compete... well my feet stay on the floor but I am double jointed, as anyone who tries an arm lock normally finds out quickly...
I can juggle fairly well, bend balloons into dogs, cats, rabbits, mice, giraffes, motorbikes, aeroplanes, elephants, willies, hats, handcuffs, and various other shapes. I also do card tricks with normal cards that put people off playing cards against me fairly quickly smile
Ohh and I also cook confused
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I can do this ......

and how Timmy would love to see you do it :twisted: :twisted: he talked about that you and that pic for ages when he first saw it.
Jas
XXX
Quote by tallnhairy
I also do card tricks with normal cards that put people off playing cards against me fairly quickly smile

And Mars is hot on your heels! lol
Venusxxx
well i paint watercolours, play guitar and drums, and i can knit!!!! dont ask!!! but i was once told by a bi g/friend that i coiuld use my tongue as well as any of her grilfriends so i took it as a compliment!!