When do you know your getting old?

2 Mar 2006

1. When you look at an item of clothing in beige and think "That looks good"
2. When you talk about 'Spangles' and Marathon
3. You remember the original version of the cover versions in the charts

2 Mar 2006

when you remember most of the songs in the "what was no. 1 when you were born thread"
bloody hell, i can sing (ok, howl) most of them :karaoke:
when you're fed up of going upstairs just to realise you can't remember what the feck you went up them for sad

2 Mar 2006

when lollypop men/women/persons seem younger than you (in my defence, it was a particularly young lollypop man that made me remember this thread),

2 Mar 2006

when you feel life is just passing by too quick & look at what you have done in your life

2 Mar 2006

-- When Saga start sending you motor insurance quotes
-- You're in bed by the time the eastenders theme tune is nearly finished
-- You start shopping in M & S for clothes and think they're OK ! confused

2 Mar 2006

Well in my industry its when you book a CRUISE !
GF2

2 Mar 2006

Quote by dracae
when you remember most of the songs in the "what was no. 1 when you were born thread"

Ooops! Yup. That's me biggrin

CB

3 Mar 2006

When we change our user name from Geordiecpl2001 to Geriatriccpl2001.
J & S

3 Mar 2006

when the angle of the dangle
and
the heat of the beat
and
the throb of the nob
are no longer in sync cos
lust is no longer constant!!
................ assuming you can all remember the alternative pythagoras theorem!

3 Mar 2006

When you start to find the jokes posted by Sarge funny rolleyes

3 Mar 2006

Quote by Dawn_Mids
When you start to find the jokes posted by Sarge funny

There's not enough old people on this site!! confused

:? :? :? lol

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

3 Mar 2006

You know you are getting old when....
the only stockings in the draw are support ones.

3 Mar 2006

You know you are getting old when....
you start shopping at Littlewoods and you actually think that is a nice practical cardigan.

3 Mar 2006

You know you are getting old when....
going topless means you have ran out of denture bond.

3 Mar 2006

You know you are getting old when....
your partner shouting "get ya baps out!" actually means "I am feeling peckish, any chance of a filled bread roll?"

3 Mar 2006

You know you are getting old when....
Sarge looks strangely youthful and attractive :shock:
bolt

3 Mar 2006

well my sexy other half always says your as old as the woman you feel.............. so hes ok im only 25 :giggle: and hes forever feeling me :rascal:

3 Mar 2006

Tony's belly is getting bigger, is that middle age spread ? lol

god he's going to kill me now :lol:
shaz x

3 Mar 2006

When You Get called a .....................GILF............ :angel:

3 Mar 2006

Quote by Joanne-ish
When You Get called a .....................GILF............ :angel:

Hey shouldn't that be MILF once you are no longer a GILF??

3 Mar 2006

Quote by kazzynsteve
When You Get called a .....................GILF............ :angel:

Hey shouldn't that be MILF once you are no longer a GILF??
That isnt Girl i would like to f**k its Grandma I would like to f**k.................. Told you OLD !!!!

3 Mar 2006

when your daughter starts playing squash and after 3 weeks destroys you on court(you been playing for years) i am physically and mentally knackered and to top it off(serious this) we found a NAIL!!!! sticking out of the court tonight,i wont name the place tonight as i have put my complaint in etc etc but if i dont get what i want i will name and shame....its only fair,someone could do serious damage there.
she hammered me anyway and i have to go again next week lol

3 Mar 2006

Quote by Joanne-ish
When You Get called a .....................GILF............ :angel:

Hey shouldn't that be MILF once you are no longer a GILF??
That isnt Girl i would like to f**k its Grandma I would like to f**k.................. Told you OLD !!!!
Oh! I See Joanne-ish, I thought we were talking about getting OLD but you're ahead of me.......
Now I see....
you're REALLY FOOKING OLD!!!!! HAHA!! lol

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Still you have gorgeous tits Joanne-ish..... and we would love to suck one each before they shrivel up and need ironing!! :P :P :lol: :lol:

3 Mar 2006

what is a milf...call me naive lol

4 Mar 2006

Quote by robbie_rob
what is a milf...call me naive lol

:shock:
As far as i know it means, mothers id'd like to fuck.

4 Mar 2006

.....when you have the hots for a certain male singer/ actor then find out he's younger than your own kids !
....if you ask for directions to the underwear section, the assistant takes you past the sexy stuff and straight to the support tights and bras by McAlpine
.....a nice young man grabs your arm in the street then you realise he just wants to help you across the road
......Radio 2 sounds like Radio 1 did 20 years ago ( same fecking djs too ! )
ps......robbie_rob, LOVE the av hunni. That man's a God in this house worship

4 Mar 2006

When you go to the loo, shake the drips off and put it away then.............................................
...................... a few more drips come sad

4 Mar 2006

Quote by robbie_rob
..call me naive lol

Naive!!

:? :?

:dunno: :dunno:

4 Mar 2006

Quote by Sgt Bilko
When you start to find the jokes posted by Sarge funny

There's not enough old people on this site!! confused

:? :? :? lol

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Wow, I think we've all discovered the secret of eternal youth! :lol: :lol:

4 Mar 2006

When you have to explain who Freddie Laker was to someone you work with lol

Shireen
xxx