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When do you know your getting old?

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Been out van driving today and came to the conclusion I'm starting to get old. Was sat in the van going down the M1 and PUT RADIO 2 on and enjoyed it. :doh: (Sorry to all that like radio 2) The thing is I like Kerrang and sadly Radio 1. So when did you know you where getting old confused:
Surely, the question should be "When willI know I'm getting old?" !
We're 49 and 50 and don't feel old yet.
CB
It's all ok I promise i'm still young(ish) and I used to drive for 10 hours a day and trust me even radio 1 gets boring with the same play list on repeat day in day out so I also found refuge else where. Radio 4 in my case it's informative, cultured and whilst i've never been a television soap fan I even became addicted to The Archers :shock: (ssh don't tell anyone i've a reputation to keep redface )
ok change of confused: When will I/you know your getting old lol
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It's all ok I promise i'm still young(ish) and I used to drive for 10 hours a day and trust me even radio 1 gets boring with the same play list on repeat day in day out so I also found refuge else where. Radio 4 in my case it's informative, cultured and whilst i've never been a television soap fan I even became addicted to The Archers :shock: (ssh don't tell anyone i've a reputation to keep redface )

Ok I wont tell but can I lol
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So when did you know you where getting old confused:

When your daughter is on the same swingers' site!! wink
When your doctor is at least 10 to 15 years younger than you......................and a real hunk cool
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So when did you know you where getting old confused:

When your daughter is on the same swingers' site!! wink
Now that really would be scary! Not even going to think about that one.... :shock:
CB
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So when did you know you where getting old confused:

When your daughter is on the same swingers' site!! wink
Feck off you :embarrased2:
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Mrs L xxxx
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when you decide shaving below is a good idea not only because its nice smooth but as it will get rid of the grey hair :giggle:
x lou xxxxxx
You know you're getting old when.......
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You forget your name :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:
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When you get a pain in your "twitch" muscle after holding back for too long :shock:
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When you get a pain in your "twitch" muscle after holding back for too long :shock:

Sorry Dammie, can you explain that too me because I don't understand dunno
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You forget your name :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:
My name is :- "Hey You" :- well that is what I have answered to for years lol
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When you get a pain in your "twitch" muscle after holding back for too long :shock:

Sorry Dammie, can you explain that too me because I don't understand dunno
Thought it was just me Dawn surprisedops:
I think I might know what he means but have never heard it called a twitch muscle biggrin
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When you get a pain in your "twitch" muscle after holding back for too long :shock:

Sorry Dammie, can you explain that too me because I don't understand dunno
Thought it was just me Dawn surprisedops:
I think I might know what he means but have never heard it called a twitch muscle biggrin
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Sorry Girls.
The muscle that makes the cock wave to you when he wants a kiss wink
Oh - here's another one (but similar) ....................
When you start to struggle to keep up with your own 31 year old bolt
:oops: I think I might have got away with that
hears one when the 18 year olds in the local nite club are old entought to be your kids :P
Go on then; while I'm embarrassing myself redface
When you can't "fuck through" anymore rolleyes
I think I ought to admit to at least myself that it's time I rang the NHS Quitline thing :roll:
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Go on then; while I'm embarrassing myself redface
When you can't "fuck through" anymore rolleyes
I think I ought to admit to at least myself that it's time I rang the NHS Quitline thing :roll:

Ahh I so love how you try these things, but..................
If you injure mycock you're in serious trouble evil
I felt old the other day talking about old tv programs like the clangers redface
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When you can't "fuck through" anymore rolleyes
I think I ought to admit to at least myself that it's time I rang the NHS Quitline thing :roll:

I don't know that one either dunno
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When you can't "fuck through" anymore rolleyes

I don't know that one either dunno
I do :smug: wink
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When you can't "fuck through" anymore rolleyes

I don't know that one either dunno
I do :smug: wink
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I do now :giggle:
Thank you Dammie kiss
When the music on Top of the Pops really DOES sound sh*te..... rolleyes
When you have never heard of Mrs McC's favourite girly singer before - and Mrs McC is in her 30s lol
McC
When your mates all have mortgages, marriages and kids, and you're only 23!! :shock:
When you suddenly become the older man without cradle snatching or dating teenagers.
When you go to clubs and complain the music is too loud.
When your first car has achieved classic status sad
Mine was a V6 Granada and by fook did I learn about insurance cost's the hard way :doh:
..........you start sentences with 'in my day'
..........you see young girls out on the town and wonder why they aren't wearing a vest
..........you buy sexy undies and the sales assistant asks if they are for your granddaughter
..........you find grey hairs and they aren't on your head !
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when you decide shaving below is a good idea not only because its nice smooth but as it will get rid of the grey hair :giggle:
x lou xxxxxx

I think (I've been told) as you get older it actually fall out :shock: Now that is scary.
the good side is at least you don't have to shave or pluck anymore, you just have to smooth out the wrinkles :shock: