When is a f*** not a f***?

13 Nov 2003

OK, well, some people can't cum during sex (don't know the figures, but I know it's a fact), so does that mean that these people never fuck?

13 Nov 2003

OK, well, some people can't cum during sex (don't know the figures, but I know it's a fact), so does that mean that these people never fuck?

Damn, in that case I'm still a virgin!
:shock:

13 Nov 2003

As long as everyone has a fucking good time....does it matter lol

14 Nov 2003

Quote by Smooth2
Gonna split hairs now.

Surely "splitting hairs" leads to penetration lol

:lol:

14 Nov 2003

after all theses fuck and fucks and fuckee i am fucked lmao :shock: rolleyes

14 Nov 2003

If someone twats you wiv' a big hammer on da bonce you are also said to hav' been f*****.....?

14 Nov 2003

thrusting something back and forth into some sort of receptacle

receptacle? So you can f**k a glass or a cup? I think it needs to be an orifice and preferably living. Ahhh, but then what about 'inflatables'? Never used one myself, but would it qualify as a f**k??
Speaking personally, I don't think I would include either masturbation or oral, but orgasm is certainly not essential. At least, my orgasm is not essential, but I would consider myself to have failed if my partner had not had a climax.
Oooh, it's all getting a little detailed isn't it? :shock: I think we should go with (oo-er!!) the idea that it's your own personal definition that counts. If you feel f**ked then you have been.
Phew redface

14 Nov 2003

Sounds good to me - so, how feels fucked this morning then? wink

14 Nov 2003

head fucked after reading that thread...
steve.
ps does that count as a fuck then?

14 Nov 2003

Fucked up, maybe - but not "fucked" wink

:twisted:

14 Nov 2003

...oh fuck it !!
steve
x

14 Nov 2003

Fuck what? I hope whatever you're fucking enjoys it wink

:twisted:

14 Nov 2003

blue wrote:

so, how feels fucked this morning then?

Not me :cry:
No change there then!
rolleyes