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When is a f*** not a f***?

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Seeking anyone's thoughts;
When is a f*** not a f***?
When penetration and thrusting but no ejaculation takes place, do you consider that a f***?
Or do you have to ej?
Smooth2
I think you'd have to ask Bill Clinton that... I hear he has his own definition. wink
Well, in my opinion, it's a f*** if there's penetration, of whatever orifice.. although perhaps it doesn't include oral. It makes no difference if there's ejaculation or not. In fact, I think it's possible to have a f*** without penetration... you've heard the term "mind f***"!
Out of curiosity (we females are good at that) what made you ask the question?
And on a related note, a girl friend of mine, when asked how many sexual partners she'd had, only used to count those who she's had sex without a condom! lol
Mandy
Good old Oxford English
F***
Vulgar word for Sexual Intercourse
Sexual Intercourse
sexual contact between individuals involving penetration, especially the insertion of a man's erect penis into a woman's vagina culminating in orgasm and the ejaculation of semen.
So don't even need a penis! But does seem to indicate you need an ejaculation of semen.
Not sure they thought that one out...
lhk
Kat
Mmmm - I think it's a fuck when YOU consider it a fuck!! Otherwise it's a 'making love'!!!!
redface
x xx x
Hi Heather and Mandy,
Heather, just looked at your pictures. Beautiful!!!!
Go for it girl!!!!! Made love to a BBW Friday night, she was wonderful.
Mandy,
Good for you. Swung with two couples recently. I got to f*** the lady but other half wasn't. Not doing it by scores but she was two up from before so we should be equal ;-))))))))) Still a lot of fun.
D and C as well!
When is a fuck not a fuck, easy, as Linda puts it, that's when I have to fuck her when a guy lets us down, :twisted: .
Have fun guys.
Mark and Linda
Hi Mark,
From you last remark have you and Linda been let down again?
Keep in touch mate. biggrin :D
In my view, a fuck doesn't have to result in ejaculation to be called a fuck, indeed, a cock is not necessary either - if you were fucked with a strap-on for instance, would you think you had been fucked?
I agree with the comment that if you feel you've been fucked, then you have.
Since most of us reckon that arousal mostly occurs in the mind... then 'fucked' is what you feel mentally as well as physically. Who cares where, or with what ;-)
/Kid
p.s. Remember it's erotic to use a feather. It's downright kinky to use the whole chicken
Quote by TheAnalogKid
p.s. Remember it's erotic to use a feather. It's downright kinky to use the whole chicken

Deary me Kid... that's a fowl joke.
steve
It doesnt necessarily have to involve a vagina either, hence "tit-fucked" and "ass fucked". I guess its all in the eye of the beholder...or at least it could be if you aim well enough.... lol
Peter
Absolutely. So what isn't a fuck?
I thought about wanking and couldn't decide. If someone wanks you, do you say you've been fucked? I would say no, but I would say that I'd had sex with that person. So does having sex always equal a fuck. Fuck me, who knows! :dry:
I wouldn't say that having sex = being fucked. There are probably more variations of 'having sex' than there are to 'being fucked'. But as a play on BlueXXX's last comment, Fuck me, who cares!! :twisted:
A BJ isn't a fuck, a wank isn't...
Tit fuck, ass fuck, strap on fuck......all involve thrusting something back and forth into some sort of receptacle...sounds clinical but maybe thats it. I once heard that the word came from an old agricultural term meaning to sow a seed into a hole. Dunno if its true though....
Peter
You could thrust into someone's mouth, wouldn't then a BJ become a fuck?
Thanks for all your comments.
Gonna split hairs now. If the cock moves, is it a fuck? But if the mouth moves, is it a bj??
Hee hee, tricky all this fucking stuff, isn't it! To split even more hairs, what is it if they both move? And don't say "a damn good time" wink
Bad Man Mark!!! rotflmao
x xx x
all involve thrusting something back and forth into some sort of receptacle

And what about lying back and letting the woman ride?? No cock movement, but I always feel well and truly fucked. Especially with a quick squeeze of the balls at just the right moment.
LHK
Kat
We could be moving into the realms of the fucker and the fuckee :twisted: . In the case of the BJ, he would be the fucker, while she would be the fuckee, as she would get the penetration. This all sounds very clinical, but if you get me onto doctors and nurses- uuuuuuuuhhhhh, I've come over all funny redface
Mal wink
What's all this he and she business, Mal? wink
Yep,
Sorry redface , I should remember my political correctness. I'm sure I will be rightfully admonished in the fullness of time (hopefully :lickface: ) - and I'm pretty sure I know who by!!
Mal
What's all this he and she business, Mal?

Yeah, what if it is two blokes having a 69?
(that was for you Blue!)
lhk
Kat
Well, if it was, to hell with whether or not it's technically a fuck or not, I'm going to enjoy watching regardless boink
Thanks Mal,
We see it now. The object of the fucker is to fuck the fuckee but it is also the object of the fuckee to fuck the fucker. Whilst we see where you are cumming from we would need to categorise for council tax purposes whether the fuck might be penetrating or penetrated at any given moment if in a '69' position. In addition to this the new bedding tax coming in shortly with relief for everyone engaged in '69' if they are able to prove to council inspectors (voyeur division) that only one bed space is taken up. Vertical stacking is allowed up to the maximum number allowed by F.U.C.E.U. rules.
Oh shit!!! This is getting more complicated, we'd better stick to getting wet and sticky and avoiding the wet patch.
Smooth2
Everyones different - my personal view is that it is! as long as the other person comes.