When PMs go wrong...

25 Feb 2004

It was nothing to do with me Sarge - honest, well not that time anyway :grin: :rude:
Heather, I'm so jealous that guy didn't PM me, he's got such fantastic chatting up skills I bet he's an ace lover too rolleyes

25 Feb 2004

Damn, we have not kept any of our 'out takes'
Although, I should like to take this opportunity to publicly thank the men who have said:
a) Just seen your pics Kat, love to show you a good time.
b) Just seen your pics Kat, send me some more.
c) I love the way you suck cock Kat, I would love you to suck mine.
(Not sure, but I think that last one was a recruitment flyer from Blue?)
I would also like to apologise to those men who I DID send more pics too, I am not sure they were quite what you were expecting, but you know what, I don't give a fuck. :twisted:
lhk
Kat

26 Feb 2004

Heather

Don't forget that the visa and innoculations you had for the trip 'oop north' last year are still valid - and you KNOW what happens up here!!! hump

Mal

26 Feb 2004

BINGO!
Just when I thought my pleas and threats were having an effect (well the last couple of lads have been polite), I watched astounded as within 2 minutes of a new member registering, he sends me this:
:small-print:

Hiya sexy, I have just registered so I can send you a message, I think you are gorgeous and very sexy and pretty, and lets not forget those amazing boobs and pussy.
I saw the pics of that cock you were sucking (was it your husband's?) i would love you to suck mine, quite bigger than that one. give me your email and i'll send you pics.
I travel with work so next time i'm in surrey i would love to pay you a visit, are you Surrey, Kent?
What are you into: Watersports, anal, oral, toys???? or just plain fucking?
Please get back.

Now... the thing I'd like you're collective opinions on is this - should I reply?

:banghead: :banghead:
Oh, for Godsake get me outta here!!!!! :crazy:

26 Feb 2004

Heather,
As a bloke, I don't whether to larf or cry. confused

at least as a bloke i'm unlikely to get these pm's (or am i being naive here?)
Perhaps there is a little gang of subversive comedians out there in the ether or perhaps twats who cannot read- oh well at least it gives the forum something to talk about !
Yosarian
The case against Clevinger was open and shut. The only thing missing was something to charge him with.

26 Feb 2004

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Go for it Heather - you MUST reply lol

. How could you refuse an offer like that? There are less than 30 people who have registered in the last 24 hours, so who was it?
SPILL THE BEANS!!!!
Mal
wink

26 Feb 2004

ROFLMAO
If I send any PM's I'll try and remember to be a little more shall we say creative or polite. Some people really make you wonder...

26 Feb 2004

Weren't me your honour
With me and shy in the clear - that leaves just 28 more people

26 Feb 2004

Quote by Heather
Now... the thing I'd like you're collective opinions on is this - should I reply?
:banghead: :banghead:
Oh, for Godsake get me outta here!!!!! :crazy:

While it might always be tempting to go back with witty repostes/subtle putdowns/forceful replies - I think the ultimate reply is the sound of silence - many guys would get a buzz from getting some reaction of any kind.

wink

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26 Feb 2004

:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:
Oh dear, yet another desperate fuckwit joins our merry forum... oh bless, you have to laugh I suppose
I'm going to start posting some of the funniest I get from now on - this is great fun (well I did say you have to laugh)
:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

26 Feb 2004

But Heather, he's got a big dick and he registered just so he could send a message to YOU. Don't you feel tempted? rolleyes

26 Feb 2004

Blue... hope you had a great time at the school thing? All things considered, I'd have much rather been with you... Can I come next time, please? biggrin

:D :D
Roger...
If I had to narrow down one thing about that PM, it would be his crass rubbishing, by claiming he was bigger, of my partner in the photograph. He has no idea who that man was... As it turns out, it was my partner... a man who I'd must certainly step over loads of blokes to get to. The last way to impress a lass is to make her defensive about her regular partner.
Mal... I owe you a PM or two so your curiosity will be assuaged... wink

To everyone else... you're dead right! I'm not wasting my fingers on the likes of him. evil

Love, peace, Joy....
Hxx

27 Feb 2004

I don't know how you ladies can turn this poor guy down - after all, he doesn't just have a big dick, he IS a big dick! :doh: One day guys like that might stop PM-ing you - and then we all know who'd be sorry!
(Me, because I'd have no-one else to feel superior to.)
To be serious though Heather... he didn't just put his foot in it, he stomped in it, then took his shoe off and got it squelched in between his toes, then waved it around for everyone to see. Taking pleasure in the stupidity of others is a rather cruel form of entertainment, but I must be a rather cruel man because I've enjoyed it. :twisted: Thanks for sharing!

28 Feb 2004

Oh FFS!!!!!

:banghead: :banghead: :banghead:
Is it any wonder that us men get a bad name? PLEASE believe that we are not all like that (at least I hope we are not. Dear God, please tell me we are not!! redface

)

28 Feb 2004

No, Will, we are not all like that. Unfortunately % is technically not "All".
NOTE: I would like to consider myself in the %, but other people may put me the other side of the fence...
NorthamptonMan (trying to be nice) :smile2:

28 Feb 2004

Hi All. My replies are coming less with full sizemale anatomies now and more than one line. However always find it interesting when you send your own pic to sender - rudeness of no reply when only send smiling face to them. If they want my body they wont get in in a piccy first time. Maybe second lol
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1 Mar 2004

well after a few days away I just got back to this one.........

HI
I AM ALSO FROM MIDLANDS AND NEW TO THIS SWINGING AND DOGGING CLUB.I WAS WONDERING WE CAN MET UP SOME WHERE TO

:banghead: :banghead:
Dawn :silly: