have you ever had one of those meets where u just have to say NO
When you have talked to some one for ages and they have fab pics on profile but when you meet up your nose says they aint had a bath in months
when you discover their profile pics are 10 years out of date and they dress like man from oxfam
when they shag ya best mate first
When u meet them at the swingers club and the staff say you should have shares in this place you been here every day for a month
when you offer them a condom and they say no thanks i never use them
when they say my wife may be home in a bit can u use the back door
FUNNY BUT TRUE
anyone else had similar experiences
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when to say no
Sexlightened
oh god no, thank god. i think it would put me off swinging for life 
thankfully i tend to do the meet for a drink first rather than arrange fun straight off.
this i have to say though was due to a frequent amount of umm those types of meets.
i wont give any names but here are a few examples
profile states they are 5 ft 10 inches, turn up shorter than me and im 5 ft 4.
pictures and stated age showed a guy of 40, reality i think they were 40 in the 1940's
rugby type build, reality is build like a rugby ball or spend far to many hours watching rugby and drinking pints and eating currrys.
likes to do work for charity,, reality you stink like a charity shop and dress in clothes they wouldnt accept.
bad breath, realy dry cracked lips, stink of sweat, married,
one guy i met seemed ok, sexy talks leading up tothe actuall meet and he said hed never had a decent blow job... i now know why...
please look away now if squimish... got down to the act, worked my way downwards and even though i have a bad sense of smell well something was ponging, i noticed he was rock hard but the foreskin was not retracted. i couldnt carry on came back up and said im sorry ive changed my mind this isnt going to happen.
he seemd well mannered enough about this.
i recieved a email asking for a second meet and politely declined and said i think he should see a dr as it looked like his foreskin did not retract.
then the nasty came,.. he said some very rude words, said i was a few rude things and a time waster and full of shit, i probally couldnt suck cock if my life depended on it.
i replied well not yours cuse it stinks of rotten cheese, go see a dr ffs.
xxx
and you wonder why ive given up swinging lol
xxxx fem xxx
this i have to say though was due to a frequent amount of umm those types of meets.
i wont give any names but here are a few examples
profile states they are 5 ft 10 inches, turn up shorter than me and im 5 ft 4.
pictures and stated age showed a guy of 40, reality i think they were 40 in the 1940's
rugby type build, reality is build like a rugby ball or spend far to many hours watching rugby and drinking pints and eating currrys.
likes to do work for charity,, reality you stink like a charity shop and dress in clothes they wouldnt accept.
bad breath, realy dry cracked lips, stink of sweat, married,
one guy i met seemed ok, sexy talks leading up tothe actuall meet and he said hed never had a decent blow job... i now know why...
please look away now if squimish... got down to the act, worked my way downwards and even though i have a bad sense of smell well something was ponging, i noticed he was rock hard but the foreskin was not retracted. i couldnt carry on came back up and said im sorry ive changed my mind this isnt going to happen.
he seemd well mannered enough about this.
i recieved a email asking for a second meet and politely declined and said i think he should see a dr as it looked like his foreskin did not retract.
then the nasty came,.. he said some very rude words, said i was a few rude things and a time waster and full of shit, i probally couldnt suck cock if my life depended on it.
i replied well not yours cuse it stinks of rotten cheese, go see a dr ffs.
xxx
and you wonder why ive given up swinging lol
xxxx fem xxx
Yes we did photos were a lot different that expected, so Mr told the guy to leave, it just had to be done.
Felt awful about it but there was absolutely no spark at all, i jus sat and typed on computer while he was here and wasnt able to make convo with him at all.
I guess it happens and u learn from it
Felt awful about it but there was absolutely no spark at all, i jus sat and typed on computer while he was here and wasnt able to make convo with him at all.
I guess it happens and u learn from it
Sex God
We couldn't meet someone at the time we wanted once so he asked if we could meet before he went to work. On asking when that would be he said "What about between 8:30 and 10:00AM" :shock:
That so brings back memories :lol: One of the nicest couples and meets we've had once finished about that time starting ermmmm 16 hours before 
That so brings back memories :lol: One of the nicest couples and meets we've had once finished about that time starting ermmmm 16 hours before 
Sexpert
I've had times before where I should have said no, but they are far in the past.
What's wrong with short guys
:P
Actually I think I've been one of those before don't know why, I was clean and I'm always honest in profiles etc.
Got a train about 3 hours up north, got there we chatted for quite a bit had a drink hung around in the bedroom then ended up watching a film and I went home. No real explanation, so I said my goodbyes and went back on the train all the way home.
Rather depressing really. :cry:
But that was a few years ago, hopefully I'm better now, even if I am a bit larger.
What's wrong with short guys
:PActually I think I've been one of those before don't know why, I was clean and I'm always honest in profiles etc.
Got a train about 3 hours up north, got there we chatted for quite a bit had a drink hung around in the bedroom then ended up watching a film and I went home. No real explanation, so I said my goodbyes and went back on the train all the way home.
Rather depressing really. :cry:
But that was a few years ago, hopefully I'm better now, even if I am a bit larger.
a couple of years ago I chatted to a girl on another communal site, and we chatted for three months before she invited me down to Southampton to see her. For those three months I was led to believe she was forty five, because thats what she told me. I nearly fainted when she turned up - she was 63! She said if she'd have told me the truth I probably wouldn't have gone.
I still bought her some lunch out of courtesy but I didn't go back.
I still bought her some lunch out of courtesy but I didn't go back.
Sex God
Quote by fem_4_taboo
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one guy i met seemed ok, sexy talks leading up tothe actuall meet and he said hed never had a decent blow job... i now know why...
please look away now if squimish... got down to the act, worked my way downwards and even though i have a bad sense of smell well something was ponging, i noticed he was rock hard but the foreskin was not retracted. i couldnt carry on came back up and said im sorry ive changed my mind this isnt going to happen.
he seemd well mannered enough about this.
i recieved a email asking for a second meet and politely declined and said i think he should see a dr as it looked like his foreskin did not retract.
then the nasty came,.. he said some very rude words, said i was a few rude things and a time waster and full of shit, i probally couldnt suck cock if my life depended on it.
i replied well not yours cuse it stinks of rotten cheese, go see a dr ffs.
xxx
and you wonder why ive given up swinging lol
xxxx fem xxx
OK I saw the doc, got some stuff to clear it up and after a few months of treatment it's all sorted. :smug: .... now about that bj. :lol2:
Quote by fem_4_taboo
nothing wrong with short guys,or bigger guys or older guys,,, whats wrong is the lies.
Ho w wish i lived in the southwest.
I'm dead honest me, i know i'm a bit old but very mature, distinguished, educated, well spoken, intelligent, humorous,selfless, great personality and drop dead gorgeous too...... where do i go wrong ? lol
Quote by M8-Me
nothing wrong with short guys,or bigger guys or older guys,,, whats wrong is the lies.
Ho w wish i lived in the southwest.
I'm dead honest me, i know i'm a bit old but very mature, distinguished, educated, well spoken, intelligent, humorous,selfless, great personality and drop dead gorgeous too...... where do i go wrong ? lol
You look like a bike,,,,,,,,,
oh god yes i've had many moments like these, people sending out pics that are 15 years or several stone old 
people sending out pics that was'nt even them and when questioned their reply was.....well i though once you met and got to know me you may like me :? people who deffo needed a good shower and scrub, or people who was everything they said they was looks wise but was just horrendous people to talk to :shock: even had the ones that though they owned you as a swinger once you had met i guess the longer you have been doing this the more odd bads to come across and we've been doing it quite a while now :shock:
people sending out pics that was'nt even them and when questioned their reply was.....well i though once you met and got to know me you may like me :? people who deffo needed a good shower and scrub, or people who was everything they said they was looks wise but was just horrendous people to talk to :shock: even had the ones that though they owned you as a swinger once you had met i guess the longer you have been doing this the more odd bads to come across and we've been doing it quite a while now :shock: i went to a party last night with my ex partner even though we are now split we did till today still swing together the rules were no single males (for me aparently) and we only played together with a couple with bi fem, he got off with a straight single fem said didnt know why i wasnt happy left me for over 2 hours then on our way home she was texting him!!! i wont be swinging again and certainly wont be taking him to any parties with me
Sex God
Quote by west-brom-babe
i went to a party last night with my ex partner even though we are now split we did till today still swing together the rules were no single males (for me aparently) and we only played together with a couple with bi fem, he got off with a straight single fem said didnt know why i wasnt happy left me for over 2 hours then on our way home she was texting him!!! i wont be swinging again and certainly wont be taking him to any parties with me
Awwwwwww sounds like you had one shabby night :-( You really do seem to have been used as a facilitator for your partner meeting another rather than the partner in a swing thing. If you feel its time to hang up the swinging boots then thats fine. If you are stopping because of this event then just think about doing the social scene but keeping your mind open to the rest. You never know you might have a great fun time swinging as a single fem? wish you the best West Brom
:x:xQuote by west-brom-babe
the thing that really upsets me is he said he didnt know why i was making such a fuss that after the party he would never see her again pmsl just gave her his phone number maybe i just got dumb stamped across my head lol
Just remember that he's an ex-partner for a reason!
