Eagerland, and that's where I want to return to when it's time to go. :P
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The cabbage patch! (like the 80's toys, which I hated, and was most upset to think I came from the same place!)
Or the milkman. :shock: At least thats what my dad told me when they brought my little brother home and I asked where he came from. Well I wanted to keep the baby, so the next morning I waited for said milkman and offered him my pocket money (50p) for the baby that he gave my mummy! The poor man looked stunned, and my dad still laughs about it now!
Do you know, i dont think i ever asked (not that I can remember anyway), i think i just always kinda knew, esp as my sister had a baby when i was six anyway (shes 20 yrs older than me btw lol).
What does this say about me?
I thought there was a shop where you went to get babies from. Nodoby ever told me this though, I just figured out that that was the case. I can remember pleading with my parents again and again to go and get a new baby brother or sister for me from the shop.
Just as well they didnt come from shops or Im sure my parents would have been looking for a refund!
My daughter once explained where babies come from ...... she said ........"There is a big conveyor belt in the sky and we all go along it and when it's our turn to be born God is there with a stamp and he stamps it on our tummies saying 'Your Done! Your Done! Your Done!' .. and that's how we get belly buttons!" ..... this is my fookin ex wife talking to her innit!!!!
Well I sported the nick name 'Johnny Walker' from my Dad for the first part of my life , as I was lets says unplanned due to over indulgence . So I spose strictly speaking im from Scotland :shock:
i dont know where i came from, all i know is, i was left on so many doorsteps, that people thought i was a jehova's whitness. :shock:
Mummy laid an egg!
Anyone else read this kids book, is vaguely amusing.
I dont think mum and dad every told me where i came from and as they are both dead now im not going to bover about it now.
My brother came with a lady in the big snow storm in 1964
My sister turned up while i was in the isle of wight in 1968
Other than that who knows
when i asked my mom when i was 7 and she just said barrywhite
didnt get it till i was 18
& my mum used to say i was the spawn of satan!!! :twisted:
my mum called me the "devil's child".... and my dad told me the "you're done" story... but then he also told me that power stations make the clouds, that hills are formed by giants jumping up and down, and instead of trying to explain perpsective told me that there's a little man in the belmont tv mast winding it up and down (if anyone doesn't get what I mean, as you drive through the hills to the innocent eyes of a child it appears to get larger and smaller depending on whether your'e at the top of a hill or bottom of a valley - made by mad giants remember)
Unfortunately I believed all these "facts" as a child... is there any wonder I turned out like I am?
Mrs M thinks i was cloned from a silly bugger. :shock:
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