Where do you put your condoms

29 Jul 2005

Imagine the scene. You are at club, say Rio's or Raquels, where you are required to walk around in the buff or with a towel. No Pockets.
What do you do. Carry them around in your hand or on a chain and get the usual looks.
I.e. He should be so lucky. Or keep them in your locker, and spoil and spoil the moment, by having to go to your locker.
It's ok in clubs that have condoms lying around or you can get them at the bar.

29 Jul 2005

one on each finger... edward scissor hands style

29 Jul 2005

make a pocket to put in your towel, dont put a zip on it though best a lage button, has other uses

29 Jul 2005

well i carry a small purse with them in, but i suppose a man couldn't do that lol
most men at sauna type clubs i have seen tuck them behind their locker key bands

29 Jul 2005

Wear them on your forehead secured by a large rubber band.
Hope this helps

29 Jul 2005

Quote by Happy Cats
Wear them on your forehead secured by a large rubber band.
Hope this helps

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

29 Jul 2005

I put my condoms where God intended them to go
on a car exhaust lol

29 Jul 2005

under your watch strap, can get 3 or 4 in there cause you never know wink

29 Jul 2005

There's plenty of folds and spaces on the human body, such as....
between your toes
under your armpits (make sure you don't gesticulate though)
in your bum crack
If you're overweight of course then the number increases. :grin:

29 Jul 2005

A lot of guys carry around a fag packet, even if they don't smoke so that they can carry condoms discreetly. It's I good idea, methinks. cool

29 Jul 2005

come on lads stop bragging you only need 1 !! you may aswell roll it on in the changing room biggrin

29 Jul 2005

Quote by vodka_babe22uk
lads
just roll ur towel into a waist band and tuck them into that then wrap towel around yourselves they do not fall out then
hope this helps
voddy xxx

Darling .................. Thats a bluddy good idea !!!! and I thought u were a virgin and wouldnt know stuff like that !!!!!

29 Jul 2005

Quote by bluexxx
A lot of guys carry around a fag packet, even if they don't smoke so that they can carry condoms discreetly. It's I good idea, methinks.

yes seen it and done it biggrin

29 Jul 2005

Quote by bluexxx
A lot of guys carry around a fag packet, even if they don't smoke so that they can carry condoms discreetly. It's I good idea, methinks.

depends on how big the man is some could carry a snuff box rotflmao

29 Jul 2005

I always put them in my socks...when you said in the buff you didnt mean you should take your socks off too

29 Jul 2005

Yes, very well and good, but you know my idea makes the most sense!

30 Jul 2005

Quote by Happy Cats
Wear them on your forehead secured by a large rubber band.
Hope this helps

......................... or attached to an ear with a clothes peg if you can't find a large enough rubber band?

30 Jul 2005

Why don't you shove em up your arse!
lol

:lol: :lol:
(Childish, but someone had already said about the buttcrack which was what I was originally going to reply)

30 Jul 2005

the club ive been too just has them lying in the rooms so i suppose that solves all problems!!

30 Jul 2005

Quote by krazykayaker
the club ive been too just has them lying in the rooms so i suppose that solves all problems!!

It has always amazed me that a lot of clubs don't do this. Considering the entrance fee they charge it wouldn't be too big a deal would it.

30 Jul 2005

Why not go for the tried and tested 'Formula One' method - similar to the method F1 drivers use to keep a clear visor.
Put 12 condoms on, one on top of the other, as you use each one, just whip it off to reveal a nice new one underneath. cool

lhk
Kat

30 Jul 2005

Strange topic.
Did you mean before, during or after?

30 Jul 2005

All of the above - assuming that you do not run out of course
lhk
Kat

30 Jul 2005

i keep mine behind my ears, tucked into my shoes. biggrin

31 Jul 2005

Quote by vodka_babe22uk
lads
just roll ur towel into a waist band and tuck them into that then wrap towel around yourselves they do not fall out then
hope this helps
voddy xxx

Voddy
Can I please have diagrams. I'm crap at working out practical things.
Hold on why do I need condoms for? Women never even look at me. :cry:
I could stride around Rios naked with a huge stiffy surrounded by sex starved nymphomaniacs and still not pull. lol

Thanks for your assistance in posting help to me re my first visit to rio's voddy, I had a good laugh there, I'm down in Southampton, monday morning 8th August so if I can nip across and buy you a pint to thank you, let me know.
:idea: HERE'S a cunning plan. Cut some slots in the side of your flip flops and put your condoms in there.
Genius!!!!
Regards
Harry Jones

31 Jul 2005

Quote by KitKat
Why not go for the tried and tested 'Formula One' method - similar to the method F1 drivers use to keep a clear visor.
Put 12 condoms on, one on top of the other, as you use each one, just whip it off to reveal a nice new one underneath.
lhk
Kat

Ooh, sexual tear-off strips. I love that concept. biggrin

31 Jul 2005

I say put them on in the changing room/locker room