Well Hourous;
Where will I start?
You do not me to show you the the pictures yet again do you?
McC
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I think you may have to, I seem to be a slow learner, plus I can never remember the names of all those funny bits.
John
John
Quote by Happy Cats
Thank God for Happy Cats, just brightened my evening up.
Nice to know that the world is still sane after all this time.
John
Hi John
I have dedicated my life to trying to brighten the lives of those around me. I'm on a mission to spread my happiness!
nice to see you back!
Debs just spit her coffie out all over her Key bourd
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Thank God for Happy Cats, just brightened my evening up.
Nice to know that the world is still sane after all this time.
John
Hi John
I have dedicated my life to trying to brighten the lives of those around me. I'm on a mission to spread my happiness!
nice to see you back!
Well, I hope its buggered it up!
Debs just spit her coffie out all over her Key bourd
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Sorry;
Ms Amber - could well be!
Chameleongrey - wellcome to the asylum and hang on in there.
McC
well I may not yet have been picked for the footie team.... but at least I'm noticed..... It's a start...Now I just have to work on getting people to get my name right
:lol: Quote by Happy Cats
Thank God for Happy Cats, just brightened my evening up.
Nice to know that the world is still sane after all this time.
John
Hi John
I have dedicated my life to trying to brighten the lives of those around me. I'm on a mission to spread my happiness!
nice to see you back!
Well, I hope its buggered it up!
Debs just spit her coffie out all over her Key bourd
OI you cheeky!..................... Thing you!
I was in bed getting some well earned sleep after Jags kept me up to the wee smal hours!
However, I can give you an update on the cricket - he is fine, although a bit pissed off when he discovered that all the nice posh food he was getting was simply to fatten him up to be fed to the hungry lizard in the corner. I tried to explain to him that everything deserves a purpose to their life, and that being eaten by a lizard would allow him to become part of the lizard, and so the essence of his life would continue.
He just told me to 'Fuck Off' - which was quite a surprise, because in the first place, I didn't know crickets could talk, and in the second, I have no idea where he picked up such a rude word from! :shock:
I even tried to get the lizard to talk to him, so he could explain to the cricket how eating him was more than just physical act, but would be in fact a quasi spiritual bonding between the two creatures. But he just sat there licking his lips and staring without blinking. It didn't help very much.
Sometimes I wonder why I bother!
lhk
Kat
However, I can give you an update on the cricket - he is fine, although a bit pissed off when he discovered that all the nice posh food he was getting was simply to fatten him up to be fed to the hungry lizard in the corner. I tried to explain to him that everything deserves a purpose to their life, and that being eaten by a lizard would allow him to become part of the lizard, and so the essence of his life would continue.
He just told me to 'Fuck Off' - which was quite a surprise, because in the first place, I didn't know crickets could talk, and in the second, I have no idea where he picked up such a rude word from! :shock:
I even tried to get the lizard to talk to him, so he could explain to the cricket how eating him was more than just physical act, but would be in fact a quasi spiritual bonding between the two creatures. But he just sat there licking his lips and staring without blinking. It didn't help very much.
Sometimes I wonder why I bother! lhk
Kat
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I was in bed getting some well earned sleep after Jags kept me up to the wee smal hours!
However, I can give you an update on the cricket - he is fine, although a bit pissed off when he discovered that all the nice posh food he was getting was simply to fatten him up to be fed to the hungry lizard in the corner. I tried to explain to him that everything deserves a purpose to their life, and that being eaten by a lizard would allow him to become part of the lizard, and so the essence of his life would continue.
He just told me to 'Fuck Off' - which was quite a surprise, because in the first place, I didn't know crickets could talk, and in the second, I have no idea where he picked up such a rude word from! :shock:
I even tried to get the lizard to talk to him, so he could explain to the cricket how eating him was more than just physical act, but would be in fact a quasi spiritual bonding between the two creatures. But he just sat there licking his lips and staring without blinking. It didn't help very much.
lhk
Kat
Ok, own up! Who has spiked kit kat's drink with something hallucinogenic ( try spelling that after drinking kit kat's drink! )
