Where the F**k is Keal?

5 Mar 2005

I just got a new job as a financial consultant but need to go to somewhere called Keal for 3 weeks to brush up on the products etc....Where the hell is Keal?
I live in Doncaster so if anyone can help I'd be well happy!
I suppose while I'm there too if anyone out there would like to be entertained by a 30yr old bloke who loves eating out(In every respect) drop me a line! : confused

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5 Mar 2005

So.... swinging heaven is now called multimap, is it? :shock:
How are you going to get there if you don't know where it is? rolleyes

5 Mar 2005

Do you mean Keele? dunno

not that it's anywhere near me
bolt

5 Mar 2005

If I had an inkling where to look on a map I'd find as I don't know if its london,bristol,bridlington cardiff or edinburgh I dont know where to start!
It also gives me the opportunity to put the feelers out for some fun around that area

5 Mar 2005

I've just checked multimap... there is no such place as Keal.... maybe your work just want to get rid of you for a bit lol

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You probably mean Keele, which is in Staffordshire.

5 Mar 2005

Blue I think it's Yorkypuddn's way of getting a meet.....acting all blonde and helpless hoping sum sprightly lass will lead him all the way.....to her house.
It's original..... confused

5 Mar 2005

Staffs.............looks on map......................AHAAAA!
Cheers ! How can I ever repay you?

5 Mar 2005

erm...original maybe but I really didnt know where keele was!

5 Mar 2005

Quote by SunBunny
Blue I think it's Yorkypuddn's way of getting a meet.....acting all blonde and helpless hoping sum sprightly lass will lead him all the way.....to her house.
It's original.....

Yes, I thought that too :? :? :? :? :? :? :?

5 Mar 2005

Nor did I. I do now though, thanks. (nowhere near me though lol

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5 Mar 2005

Quote by yorkypuddn
erm...original maybe but I really didnt know where keele was!

Or how to spell it.
So... how do you know you have the right Keele?
Surely your work would give you an address, which will include the county?
confused

5 Mar 2005

Well ok let's humour you both and say it was an attempt at getting a meet.....Is it one you think would work? Coz by my reckoning if a bloke can't find his way round a map how the hell is he gonna find his way round a lady? Less blue lines and funny marks on em for a start to get lost with! Not a great advert for myself realy methinks
redface

5 Mar 2005

Quote by yorkypuddn
Not a great advert for myself realy methinks

I agree. :confused:
Never mind. Let Satin drive you there, he's good with directions

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

5 Mar 2005

just googled it , the map looks crap to me, but there ya go.

5 Mar 2005

Good pont blue...I'm yet to get my letter telling me what hotel I'm at as I was only chatting with the head office earlier today.
Perhaps I was a tad the excitement of finally earning some decent moolah I suppose

5 Mar 2005

Quote by bluexxx
Never mind. Let Satin drive you there, he's good with directions :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

:rotflmao: take a packed lunch and a thermos this could take some time :shock:

5 Mar 2005

Quote by davej

Never mind. Let Satin drive you there, he's good with directions :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

:rotflmao: take a packed lunch and a thermos this could take some time :shock:
lol

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Yes, set off the night before and take a tent :lol: :lol: :lol:
The AA says it takes one hour and 49 mins from Doncaster to Keele, see the route here

I don't think this route takes DaveJ's keels into account though :shock:
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5 Mar 2005

Did a quick web-search to find out the location , and apparently Keel is in Oklahoma , near where the wind blows gently down the plain ..................... :shock:

5 Mar 2005

Did a quick web-search to find out the location , and apparently Keel is in Oklahoma , near where the wind blows gently down the plain ..................... :shock:
That's pretty much the way Satin would go to Keele, Staffs from Doncaster, S. Yorks.... via Oklahoma, USA rolleyes

:confused: :grin: rotflmao

5 Mar 2005

Keele Motorway Services - just past jct 12, M6.

5 Mar 2005

I think its Keele too, in fact I know the Keele services fairly well, i think its where I got my last Whopper! lol

5 Mar 2005

Quote by PoloLady
Keele Motorway Services - just past jct 12, M6.

I think I bought a cheese butty there once, or it could have been the services after that... can't remember now confused

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5 Mar 2005

In Dallas perhaps smile

5 Mar 2005

Perhaps it should be Kiel, in Schleswig-Holstein?
Have you got to make your own way there? confused

5 Mar 2005

Quote by Scandal
Why don't you place an add in the LMU for women in Keal?
Or is it women who Kneel?

......or a woman who would make him keel over? rolleyes

.......or a woman to keep him on an even keel? :roll: :roll:
.......or a woman with looks that could keel? :roll: :roll: :roll: