Looks to me like you've just got a piece of that tape that people use in photos to put over their eyes to hide their identity :shock: - and stuck it across the middle of your face instead!
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Quote by Calamity Jane
Groucho, that surrrrree is one mighty fine eyelash your mrs has there!
Looks to me like you've just got a piece of that tape that people use in photos to put over their eyes to hide their identity :shock: - and stuck it across the middle of your face instead!
tried it over my eyes calamity but i had to take my glasses off to make it fit and then i couldnt see to type so stuck it under my nose instead......good thinking eh
Quote by Calamity Jane
Groucho, that is good thinking, well done - completely hides your identity!
More people should be as resourseful as you. I mean, these women who stick it over their eyes to hide who they are - don't they realise you can spot em a mile off just by their top lip
hairy top lip....you've met the wife then....
Quote by Elizabeth Bennett
This seems to be rather a small gathering this evening.
I had heard 'twas to be an elegant ball!
and still no Mt Darcy!
So who will start my heart racing instead?
Miss Bennet, I could be the one to get your heart racing and your breathing to come in gasps.........
Ready ?
Right - first one to run all the way round the forum three times wins !!!!!
:lol: {besides, it's normally my audience doing the running !}
Quote by Fozzie Bear
This seems to be rather a small gathering this evening.
I had heard 'twas to be an elegant ball!
and still no Mt Darcy!
So who will start my heart racing instead?
Miss Bennet, I could be the one to get your heart racing and your breathing to come in gasps.........
Ready ?
Right - first one to run all the way round the forum three times wins !!!!!
:lol: {besides, it's normally my audience doing the running !}
Oh Mr Fozzy - how amusing!
But how could you ask a lady to run in these clothes
Quote by Elizabeth Bennett
This seems to be rather a small gathering this evening.
I had heard 'twas to be an elegant ball!
and still no Mt Darcy!
So who will start my heart racing instead?
Miss Bennet, I could be the one to get your heart racing and your breathing to come in gasps.........
Ready ?
Right - first one to run all the way round the forum three times wins !!!!!
:lol: {besides, it's normally my audience doing the running !}
Oh Mr Fozzy - how amusing!
But how could you ask a lady to run in these clothes
I think it's fair - you try getting me out of this fur coat !!
{pause}
I said....you try getting me out of this fur coat.....
it seems this sham has gone a bit flat
where are all you other guys at
we know you looking we can see your there
in front of your pooter on your chair
so go join easy down at the shop
look for a wig and some clothes to swop
then come back and join us in this shame
as a clue, do bears eat honey or jam?
(sorry fozzie dont mean you )
where are all you other guys at
we know you looking we can see your there
in front of your pooter on your chair
so go join easy down at the shop
look for a wig and some clothes to swop
then come back and join us in this shame
as a clue, do bears eat honey or jam?
(sorry fozzie dont mean you )
Quote by Calamity Jane
Mrs Bennett, you can't go and not unveil yourself :twisted:
Ahhh my sincere apologies Mistress Jane.
I wish I had more time to dally here........
But for now, I bid you all a fond farewell.
Mr Lee - if you come a little close I will make you privvy to that information you were requiring.
Kind regards,
from the virginal Miss Bennett
Quote by Elizabeth Bennett
Mrs Bennett, you can't go and not unveil yourself :twisted:
Ahhh my sincere apologies Mistress Jane.
I wish I had more time to dally here........
But for now, I bid you all a fond farewell.
Mr Lee - if you come a little close I will make you privvy to that information you were dicussing with my good friend Mistress Alexandra.
Is this close enough?
(Watch out for those fangs though ) 
Sex God
I just lurve these conspiracies.
Well, you've all been a wonderful audience - you're still here !!!
I suggest we all come back and try this again next week - lots of ads in peoples signatures to make it well known.........or I'll be the only muppet logged on that night - literally !!
The bear has left the building !!
Fozzie
I suggest we all come back and try this again next week - lots of ads in peoples signatures to make it well known.........or I'll be the only muppet logged on that night - literally !!
The bear has left the building !!
Fozzie
Sex God
Ohh guys and gals I thought this was carrying on tomorrow when I had some time to spare............... 
I still have to find something to wear!!!!! :( :(
I still have to find something to wear!!!!! :( :(
