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I'm dying for a pint...
of O rhesus negative
Chris
Welcome to the nuthouse Mr Lee!
Big Hugs,
Alex x x x
I don't know.......but last time I saw a venue this empty I was playing it !
and welcome to you too Fozzie!
Hugs, Alex x x
Hi to you Alex !
I'd show myself a little more in my picture to see what you think, but I'm a little bear !!!
{tada !}
So, Foz, what do you reckon to my chances of finding some virgin blood at this ball?
Quote by Fozzie Bear
Hi to you Alex !
I'd show myself a little more in my picture to see what you think, but I'm a little bear !!!
{tada !}

are you signed up for summer season cause someone is missing out on a good act!! biggrin
or do you just do birthdays....
the last time the bar was this quiet i have just sang at karaoke... legend in my own bathroom...... and the crowd parted like the red sea......
sean xxxx
Quote by Christopher Lee
So, Foz, what do you reckon to my chances of finding some virgin blood at this ball?

Oh, negative ?
Fangs for being a great audience !
Quote by Fozzie Bear
So, Foz, what do you reckon to my chances of finding some virgin blood at this ball?

Oh, negative ?
Fangs for being a great audience !
Who's that coffin at the back. Doesn't that make you so CROSS?
Good Evening everyone!
My this seems a pleasant place.
Has anyone seen my Mr Darcy this evening?
Miss B
Quote by Elizabeth Bennett
Good Evening everyone!
My this seems a pleasant place.
Has anyone seen my Mr Darcy this evening?
Miss B

I suspect he's far too proud and prejudiced to be seen in a place like this.
Quote by Christopher Lee
So, Foz, what do you reckon to my chances of finding some virgin blood at this ball?

Yoohoo wave
Virgin blood here! Hello biggrin
.......... now, wheres this ball you're on about? :twisted:
hi chris lizzie and fozzie how are you all tonight
sorry calamity didnt see you there
Well, Groucho, I'm feeling a little bear......but enough of my hang-ups !!
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So, Foz, what do you reckon to my chances of finding some virgin blood at this ball?

Yoohoo wave
Virgin blood here! Hello biggrin
.......... now, wheres this ball you're on about? :twisted:
Good evening Calam', I heard you just blowed in from the windy city. I do hope you'll stay for a bite.
Quote by Christopher Lee
So, Foz, what do you reckon to my chances of finding some virgin blood at this ball?

Yoohoo wave
Virgin blood here! Hello biggrin
.......... now, wheres this ball you're on about? :twisted:
Good evening Calam', I heard you just blowed in from the windy city. I do hope you'll stay for a bite.
windy city ...my arse... :shock:
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sorry calamity didnt see you there

How can you miss me ..... I'm the one who is already crying with laughter and the party has barely begun rolleyes
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
i come in for a quiet beer and a comedy club breaks out.........
biggrin :D :D
sean xxxxx
i suppose they say that if you can make a women laugh then you are half way there.....
i normally just wait for the beer goggles to kick in...
Evening Calamity !
Good to see somebody else used to wearing a hat - I feel almost naked without mine.....
chuckling myself calamity hey watch what yer doin with them there pistols gal!!
Quote by Elizabeth Bennett
Good Evening everyone!
My this seems a pleasant place.
Has anyone seen my Mr Darcy this evening?
Miss B

Evening Miss B, you may think this is a pleasant place but thats just because it's the interval in my act !
hope the frog dont turn up and screw yer act fozzie
Quote by Calamity Jane
So, Foz, what do you reckon to my chances of finding some virgin blood at this ball?

Yoohoo wave
Virgin blood here! Hello biggrin
.......... now, wheres this ball you're on about? :twisted:
Virgin blood ? Thats virgin on the ridiculous.....hey, and I'm ridiculous !!
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calamity hey watch what yer doin with them there pistols gal!!

Now you know how a girl feels around loaded pistols!!! :shock:
Groucho, you've got a dead thing happening on your top lip :shock: ...... I know this is fancy dress but good god man!! confused
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hope the frog dont turn up and screw yer act fozzie

The frog I can handle.......it's the pig I'm worried about !
Quote by Fozzie Bear
Evening Calamity !
Good to see somebody else used to wearing a hat - I feel almost naked without mine.....

Speaking of hats, I appear to have come out without one. I do hope it really is night and not an eclipse. Do let me know if I start to smoke suddenly. :shock:
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I feel almost naked without mine.....

Oh My!
I do hope there with be none of this nakedness this evening.
My sensitive disposition could not handle it!
fozzie..if the pig turns up yer gonna get keeeerthumped.....
Calamity hunny the missus was looking everywhere for that lost eyelash thanks for spotting it !!!!
Quote by Elizabeth Bennett
I feel almost naked without mine.....

Oh My!
I do hope there with be none of this nakedness this evening.
My sensitive disposition could not handle it!
It's not your disposition we were thinking about you handling !!
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww - thank you !