Shredded Wheat.
Well - it makes a change from BUMP!
No pills or potions needed , just print out two copies of this and paste them to the inside of an old pair of sunglasses and voila , orgasm almost indefinately delayed !
Nowt wrong with Jo - but a 3 inch tall boyfriend?It'll never work!
In fact what he needs is a 3 1/2 inch tall girlfriend.
("It'll be like TOM and NICOLE" says our showbiz gossip expert)