Sex God
O,M,G! fruity lives this close to us :shock: ,,jesus ,im deffo selling up
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Which of you lives closest to me???
Sex God
no way-o
Quote by hornyred and dino
we live in,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,wait for it!!!!,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,NORTHENDEN.you know the farmers arms?,well we,re about 1 min from there...do we win £10 pounds?
Ooooh, it's very close between you and Mancbabe who is the nearest!! Leprechaun, that means you're down to fourth place!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
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O,M,G! fruity lives this close to us :shock: ,,jesus ,im deffo selling up
Me too!!!
:loon: :loon:Quote by Alexandra
Well I used to live in Bowden - does that count?
SNOB!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
:lol: :lol: :lol: Ok - a real dilemma now.
I've had two PMs concerning the Gatley micro-munch.
One is from GenHertsCpl - they want to would also like to attend the Gatley fine by me.
BUT
their ARCH RIVALS InsincereHantsCpl have also PM'd - they also want to attend.
Put these two couples in the same room - well - The Gatley Arms could be reduced to something like a brawl in a saloon in a cowboy movie - balsa wood chairs smashed over heads the lot.
Sounds good to me.
I've had two PMs concerning the Gatley micro-munch.
One is from GenHertsCpl - they want to would also like to attend the Gatley fine by me.
BUT
their ARCH RIVALS InsincereHantsCpl have also PM'd - they also want to attend.
Put these two couples in the same room - well - The Gatley Arms could be reduced to something like a brawl in a saloon in a cowboy movie - balsa wood chairs smashed over heads the lot.
Sounds good to me.
Sex God
OMG!! You mean you have already seen me in action? Well at least I know whos been stalking me all this time 
I may only be 5'2 but i pack a punch :twisted:
I may only be 5'2 but i pack a punch :twisted:
Quote by GenHertsCpl
OMG!! You mean you have already seen me in action? Well at least I know whos been stalking me all this time
I may only be 5'2 but i pack a punch :twisted:
Amazingly I'm only 4'2 but I pack a mean punch too.
No,not stalking you - the feud is well known on the why InsincereHantsCpl have been barred from posting on here following the post where they said:
Oh - I can't say it or I'll get barred too.
Sex God
we were thinking of having an itsy biysy teeny weeny tiny northenden munch on 26th dec .but its the day after the gatley had Orville the duck(without the bloke who lets him sit on his knee).Peter Purvis,s fave dog at crufts,and Rebecca Lloose,s mum. hey flirty,,,,want me to point these top celebs to the gatley arms on the 25th ?
Sex God
the withington post xmas blow out will be on the 27th of december
HannahnAlex - by December 28th we will be like an erotic version of a "Mad Max" nomadic tribe - Clothes in tatters(Even Trinny and Susannah's!),armed with bows and arrows(The sort with suckers on the end),clutching dirty vibrators with flat batteries etc,riding shotgun on battered old motorbikes and rusting old oil three days of sex-raids on Gatley,Northenden and Withenden we few survivors will roll into Macclesfield looking for food,water and,er, sex,led by our Warrior Priestess - the little blonde woman in the Castle Donnington motors commercial on Central TV.
ALEX:"Han hun - 'bout time we popped over to see my third cousin in Brighton - I think December 28th sounds like THE date to get out of Macclesfield to go visit them!!!!!!"
ALEX:"Han hun - 'bout time we popped over to see my third cousin in Brighton - I think December 28th sounds like THE date to get out of Macclesfield to go visit them!!!!!!"
Sex God
Quote by Flirty Fruitcakethats the second time youve made referance to central only away from you and we dont get central tv???????
HannahnAlex - by December 28th we will be like an erotic version of a "Mad Max" nomadic tribe - Clothes in tatters(Even Trinny and Susannah's!),armed with bows and arrows(The sort with suckers on the end),clutching dirty vibrators with flat batteries etc,riding shotgun on battered old motorbikes and rusting old oil three days of sex-raids on Gatley,Northenden and Withenden we few survivors will roll into Macclesfield looking for food,water and,er, sex,led by our Warrior Priestess - the little blonde woman in the Castle Donnington motors commercial on Central TV.
ALEX:"Han hun - 'bout time we popped over to see my third cousin in Brighton - I think December 28th sounds like THE date to get out of Macclesfield to go visit them!!!!!!"
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That sexy sexy little blonde woman on the Castle Donnington Motors ad - she has a POWERFUL tv transmitter built in her bra - SHE can reach anywhere with it.
isn't she the actress who present Tikkabila on the kiddies tv channel .. her name on that is Sarah-Jane but it could just be a character name
Quote by Calista
That sexy sexy little blonde woman on the Castle Donnington Motors ad - she has a POWERFUL tv transmitter built in her bra - SHE can reach anywhere with it.
isn't she the actress who present Tikkabila on the kiddies tv channel .. her name on that is Sarah-Jane but it could just be a character name
Calista,thank you for that - Clearly I've respected her wish to be known as "The Little Blonde Woman in the Purpley jacket in the Castle Donnington motor ads thats got a POWERFUL TV transmitter built in her bra" - but Tikkabila might be a better forum name for her,you're right.
Sex God
Tikkabila??? is it anythin like tzickylickytzickylickyliklick?
Sex God
bad news,,,orville cant make the 26th in northenden 
hes at the rabbit who puts things on his heads said he can send Keith Harris instead but it just wont be the same now...ive half a mind to cancel all together..bloody animals,so unrelieable
hes at the rabbit who puts things on his heads said he can send Keith Harris instead but it just wont be the same now...ive half a mind to cancel all together..bloody animals,so unrelieable Oolong,the rabbit that put things on its head died in January 2003 and the funerals on Boxing day 2004?
It reminds me of that old Wigan saying that Alexandra taught me when I was a little lad sat on her knee:
"Tha's nowt slowa thana Japoknees rabbeet undertecker!"
Zorba wants his funeral in space like Leary and Gene"Star Trek"Rodenberry.
It reminds me of that old Wigan saying that Alexandra taught me when I was a little lad sat on her knee:
"Tha's nowt slowa thana Japoknees rabbeet undertecker!"
Zorba wants his funeral in space like Leary and Gene"Star Trek"Rodenberry.
Sex God
in rabbit world ,23 months is the normal time to "mourn" between death and funeral .the "former" bunny is laid out on a bed of carrots and all his/her bunny and ducky mates form an orderly queue to pay there respects with gregorian chants of,,"be at one with Horba for eternity, oh rabbit come hopping towards the light,cross over to the otherworld etc etc". very moving thats why orville cant make it. F,F,S! what am i talkin about my sanity is well and truely slipping ive been on here to long
my sanity is well and truely slipping ive been on here to long 
Sex God
the great whip of tikkabila ceremony is being held at the gatley micro munch?? why didnt you say earlier!,,we ,as followers of ""the whip"" will be attending,as the way of the whip demands us to be presant.. 
:whip: whip be true ,whip be good , whip us as you truely should,, :P
:whip: whip be true ,whip be good , whip us as you truely should,, :P Tikkabila - she gives good flick o' the wrist
Even when shes pissed
Bi-Sexual Sue knows what to do
She folows Tikkabila into the loo
And Zorba joins them both in the cubicle too
By the way,this isn't at The Gatley December 25th Munch - this is just a NORMAL night at The Gatley Arms - and Tikkabila is in training for "the main event",the highlight of the great ceromony of Tikkabilas whip - hornyred and dino's double whip delight :whip: :whip:
Even when shes pissed
Bi-Sexual Sue knows what to do
She folows Tikkabila into the loo
And Zorba joins them both in the cubicle too
By the way,this isn't at The Gatley December 25th Munch - this is just a NORMAL night at The Gatley Arms - and Tikkabila is in training for "the main event",the highlight of the great ceromony of Tikkabilas whip - hornyred and dino's double whip delight :whip: :whip:
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