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I dont know why I am telling you this =
RUNCORN = (just for the duty roster)
and yes some one has too live here
Medic 1
Sgt,
Not me, too far south, although traveling visit can be arranged. lol :lol: :lol:
You know we don't Sarge,but then again i wouldnt wanna live too close to where all of those tanks would be going up and down the street day and night :giggle:
But then theres the uniform :twisted: :twisted: Fancy moving to the grot of Grantham???? :mrgreen:
Well
Is there any point me replying Sarge?
You knowwhere I live and you know just how close I work to you!
You finished that fence yet? wink
About time we had another cuppa isn't it?
Smooches, Alex x x x
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You finished that fence yet? wink

Three panels left to do!!! :shock: redface surprisedops: :oops: :oops:
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I havent got a scooby! do you have a good copy of a scotland/engerland map?? and then i will tell you!!?
I can go anywhere and not get lost as long as i have a map! biggrin

Are you sure you're a woman?!
smile
Adopts crisp, clipped, stiff-upper lip type accent, complete with waxed handebar moustache.
Right chaps, listen up. What we need is a map. A big map of the country with little flags that show the position of our troops. Then, as they move around on their secret, after-dark missions, the WAAFs can lean over the table pushing the flags around with those stick things with the little board on the end.
Oh yes, and the WAAFs must wear seamed stockings too, of course.
Any questions? No? Good. Jolly good show chaps, last one to get a shag is rotten egg..!
What am I doing in this thread with a name like Dawn_Mids dunno
Dawn :silly:
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What am I doing in this thread with a name like Dawn_Mids dunno
Dawn :silly:

looking for a map!!!!!!!!
JGL runs before he gets beat up
xxx
JGL
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looking for a map!!!!!!!!
JGL runs before he gets beat up
xxx
JGL

:kick: :kick: :kick:
Take that you cheeky bugger mad
Dawn :silly:
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looking for a map!!!!!!!!
JGL runs before he gets beat up
xxx
JGL

:kick: :kick: :kick:
Take that you cheeky bugger mad
Dawn :silly:
you know you love this cute little brummie really!!!!
JGL
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you know you love this cute little brummie really!!!!
JGL

I do :shock: dunno
well............maybe kiss
Dawn :silly:
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You finished that fence yet? wink

Sounds a bit like Jags discussing my kitchen work tops .....
only two to do :-)
N
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
i drove through gatley once, stopped in the newsagents for a drink, and when i came out the wheels were gone from my car. bit of a scarey place, gatley
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i drove through gatley once, stopped in the newsagents for a drink, and when i came out the wheels were gone from my car. bit of a scarey place, gatley

Are you sure you mean Gateley and not Baguley (they can remove them if you drop below 30mph there!)
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i drove through gatley once, stopped in the newsagents for a drink, and when i came out the wheels were gone from my car. bit of a scarey place, gatley

Are you sure you mean Gateley and not Baguley (they can remove them if you drop below 30mph there!)
sound like the story line for a new Speed 3 film
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i drove through gatley once, stopped in the newsagents for a drink, and when i came out the wheels were gone from my car. bit of a scarey place, gatley

Gately is the 'posh' bit and they dont normally nick your wheels round there! Used to work with a girl who came from Gately, then she left her husband and moved to Bolton! Dont really know why I'm telling you that?
Anyway, bet you cant guess where i live Sarge?
redface Shucks, knew I shoud've changed me name, bet he guesses right away surprisedops:
hi alex. no it was gatley, i remember it well. the shopkeeper had an eary sort of look about him and asked if i was going to "kindthorpe manor" and suggested that if so i take some protection with me. not sure what he meant so i bought some condoms as well. went into a pub there (think it was the gatley arms) and it suddenly went quiet, lots of old fellas in there with tankards of real ale and straw protruding from thier mouths, they all kinda stared at me so i left. kinda spooky dont ya think? very foggy night too, heard some howling outside?
hey i`m 47 too you know!!
but this is gatley, not gately!
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but this is gatley, not gately!

Lol - Typo queen here!
oh yes, there was a bloke in the corner with an army suit on and wearing glasses, looked a bit like that bilko fella.....when he spoke he sounded like top cat
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Fancy moving to the grot of Grantham???? :mrgreen:

I grew up in Grantham! Escaped in the 80s though.......doesn't sound like it's gotten any better, it didn't even have a cinema when I lived there! redface
No clue about Gatley though, if I go too far North I get a nosebleed :twisted:
Sarge would this be Gatley that borders Sharston and Benchill? :shock: :shock: Couple of lovely areas those (I used to visit them on a regular basis. ).
I'm in East Manchester, Just outside Ashton-U-Lyne. wink wave
About 5 mins down the motorway from you. If I see you on the motorway I promise I'll let on.....
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Sarge would this be Gatley that borders Sharston and Benchill? :shock: :shock: Couple of lovely areas those (I used to visit them on a regular basis. ).
I'm in East Manchester, Just outside Ashton-U-Lyne. wink wave
About 5 mins down the motorway from you. If I see you on the motorway I promise I'll let on.....

And I work in Cheadle Easy!
Maybe we could all have a South Mcr Mini Lunch Munch!!!!!!
Amazingly I am moving into 7 Bickersdyke Road on Monday - I will be neighbours with Bilko,Dave,And Lilacgem!
In fact I am organising the official 7 Bickersdyke Road Gatley Micro Munch on December date was picked because not much seems to be happening then.
Names down here on this thread munch will be held at a secret location in will be told of the secret location by PM nearer the time.
NAMES DOWN FOR THE GATLEY MICRO MUNCH SO FAR:
Alexandra
Black Cat Babe
bluexx
butters999999
Calista
daffodilbbw
DeniseBabe
Dawn-Mids
Ethel Shufflebottom
Flirty Fruitcake
Libra-Love
Linda Barker
little gem
littl' bunny
mellow
Misschief
Nimbus
Rainbows
sexyann57
Sunbunny
t&t
Vix
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NAMES DOWN FOR THE GATLEY MICRO MUNCH SO FAR:
Alexandra
Black Cat Babe
bluexx
butters999999
Calista
daffodilbbw
DeniseBabe
Dawn-Mids
Ethel Shufflebottom
Flirty Fruitcake
Libra-Love
Linda Barker
little gem
littl' bunny
mellow
Misschief
Nimbus
Rainbows
sexyann57
Sunbunny
t&t
Vix

Hmmm Flirty - there seems to be a slight deficiency in the male attendance !
There's a couple I've seen in the chatroom a couple of times who actually live just five streets away from me. But I don't think any of us are anywhere near Gatley.