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who enjoys phone sex?
Sex God
I find it leaves the earpiece sticky and the BT guy gives you funny looks when he comes round to help you get certain parts of your anatomy out of the phone. 
When i'm away from the wife for any period of time, 
i must admit i partake in the odd naughty phone call, with the wife obviously 
. It's usally on my mobile which doesn't worry me at the time. But after the clean up stage i often wonder how many people can pick up the conversation on cb's etc... But hey we have the fun why not let others
i must admit i partake in the odd naughty phone call, with the wife obviously . It's usally on my mobile which doesn't worry me at the time. But after the clean up stage i often wonder how many people can pick up the conversation on cb's etc... But hey we have the fun why not let others Yes I have been known to indulge in phone sex at some time or other.
I must stress that it has only been with a partner so far.
I did njoy it though.
So did my partner.
Would recommend it if you are away from your other half.
After all it's a nice way to while away the boring minutes before sleep.
I must stress that it has only been with a partner so far.
I did njoy it though.
So did my partner.
Would recommend it if you are away from your other half.
After all it's a nice way to while away the boring minutes before sleep.
Quote by nealfiona
sorry phone sex dont do nothing for me, but dirty texting does!
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How so.
On the phone you can hear the tones of the other persons voice.
ie:- The tenderness, the sexyness, the ooohs and the haaaaas.
In text there is no emotion, only written words.
Each to thier own I suppose.
NJOY
Sex God
Quote by Re-Lapse
sorry phone sex dont do nothing for me, but dirty texting does!
F
How so.
On the phone you can hear the tones of the other persons voice.
ie:- The tenderness, the sexyness, the ooohs and the haaaaas.
In text there is no emotion, only written words.
Each to thier own I suppose.
NJOY
ah yes! but then you have to think of an incredibly sexy turn of phrase dontcha, which can be quite arousing for both parties, plus the anticipation of the reply! texting it is!
neil x x x ;)
Quote by neilinleeds
ah yes! but then you have to think of an incredibly sexy turn of phrase dontcha, which can be quite arousing for both parties, plus the anticipation of the reply! texting it is!
neil x x x ;)
Must admit it has to be text sex for me too ..... not even so much the sex but just flirting with another person ... have recently started text flirting with another fella (Hubby knows all about it and is as fine and day about it) Other fella thinks it's a riot and hubby gets some of the benefits ;)
Calista xx
Luuuurve phone sex, can be very erotic! :thumbup:
Can also allow you to be, or to do, things you might not in real life.
Oddly though it's better with someone you've not had real sex with I find. I think this is because real sex is preferable, but if you've not had it with the person you're enjoying yourself with over the phone then it's not second best, it's just best. Does that make sense? :confused:
Can also allow you to be, or to do, things you might not in real life.
Oddly though it's better with someone you've not had real sex with I find. I think this is because real sex is preferable, but if you've not had it with the person you're enjoying yourself with over the phone then it's not second best, it's just best. Does that make sense? :confused:
Phone sex is great, but it's only made great i think if your partner is an expert at talking dirty.
My partner can make me orgasm so easily over the phone.
His voice is the art to it, and the way he talks dirty to me.
The more i'm called slutty names the hornier i get. There is definitly an art to it, i don't think just anyone can do it, so that they are driving their partner wild at the end of the phone.
IM LUCKY CAUSE MINE CAN!
Although he just drives me wild whatever he does to me.
My partner can make me orgasm so easily over the phone.
His voice is the art to it, and the way he talks dirty to me.
The more i'm called slutty names the hornier i get. There is definitly an art to it, i don't think just anyone can do it, so that they are driving their partner wild at the end of the phone.
IM LUCKY CAUSE MINE CAN!
Although he just drives me wild whatever he does to me.
Quote by Bari
Luuuurve phone sex, can be very erotic! :thumbup:
Can also allow you to be, or to do, things you might not in real life.
Oddly though it's better with someone you've not had real sex with I find. I think this is because real sex is preferable, but if you've not had it with the person you're enjoying yourself with over the phone then it's not second best, it's just best. Does that make sense? :confused:
:shock: :P :shock:
Sex God
Hands free me! 
Orgasminator
I love phone sex, its the anticipation of what is to come. Especially if you are seeing that person that day its the build up.
Quote by Calista
No - I tried it twice - the first time I fell of the handset.
The second time Ithe damn thing rang while I was using it - mind you - made one hell of a vibrator!
:laughabove:
been waiting for that response all evening .....
Well - you can always rely on me to miss the point!
Sex God
Not my thing personally
Quote by Jags
Luuuurve phone sex, can be very erotic! :thumbup:
Can also allow you to be, or to do, things you might not in real life.
Oddly though it's better with someone you've not had real sex with I find. I think this is because real sex is preferable, but if you've not had it with the person you're enjoying yourself with over the phone then it's not second best, it's just best. Does that make sense? :confused:
:shock: :P :shock:
Sex God
i used to work on a sex chat line.. and so am a bit "immune" to it now i think.
i get bored after about 5 seconds and find myself putting the subtitles on tv!
i get bored after about 5 seconds and find myself putting the subtitles on tv!
I don't know what phone sex is like will somebody ring me please? :twisted:
With not too deep a voice though
and you mustn't be taller than 5 10 and a half
and I prefer women without facial hair...(it acts like velcro with my own)
and you mustn't be reading subtitles
and piercings must be removed for fear they snag on my pubic hair(neatly trimmed I hasten to add)
and no geordie accents as I can never think of the answer to why I pet :?
no tax inspectors I get screwed by the IR too much anyway
no baggies supporters either .. They're useles at F***ing (or something like that )
National front is a no no to..
Robert Mugabe you've got no chance either.
Muslim ladies may apply but if I cant hear you through the burka it may delay a satisfactory conclusion
No born again christians I want to cum not come again
Reverse charges must be accepted ..but don't worry as I will be worth it ..hey whats 10 pence between lovers
If your wearing curlers I can tell ..please dont
oh and finally unless you look like and sound like and move like and in fact are.... Kylie then dont bother but thanks for reading this anyway
pm me for my phone number........................................ Kylie
Sits back and waits :happy:
With not too deep a voice though
and you mustn't be taller than 5 10 and a half
and I prefer women without facial hair...(it acts like velcro with my own)
and you mustn't be reading subtitles
and piercings must be removed for fear they snag on my pubic hair(neatly trimmed I hasten to add)
and no geordie accents as I can never think of the answer to why I pet :?
no tax inspectors I get screwed by the IR too much anyway
no baggies supporters either .. They're useles at F***ing (or something like that )
National front is a no no to..
Robert Mugabe you've got no chance either.
Muslim ladies may apply but if I cant hear you through the burka it may delay a satisfactory conclusion
No born again christians I want to cum not come again
Reverse charges must be accepted ..but don't worry as I will be worth it ..hey whats 10 pence between lovers
If your wearing curlers I can tell ..please dont
oh and finally unless you look like and sound like and move like and in fact are.... Kylie then dont bother but thanks for reading this anyway
pm me for my phone number........................................ Kylie
Sits back and waits :happy:
Sex God
:laughabove:
Kylie, is it OK to call you straight after Corrie's finished?
:lol: :lol:
:wink: :wink:
Kylie, is it OK to call you straight after Corrie's finished?
:lol: :lol: :wink: :wink: 
Mister_Discreet